Nightmare Bat

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Perfect margaritas all around.


*swoops in and hands froggie a perfect margarita with 3 cocktail files.*


*swoops in and hands out a round of perfect margaritas*

"Beba y haga feliz para los tomorows que la resaca es una perra."

*files off to bring good spirits to all drinkers.*


*Dives into the bikini and pretends to look for the credit card.*


*sets up another round of maragarits makeing sure the each has a worm*

"This ronud is on the Jack's, I stole their credit card so the round after is on them too".


*clouds part and the sound of angles trumpting are heard as a silver tray bearing perfict margaritas desends*

Mi amigos. Sorry it took so long to get the magaritas here but I had to fly all the way down to Mescelero to get the good Tequila and then swing by Cali to get the limes.