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Vaz or Cid would have just blinked away.
UnArcaneElection wrote: Finally got some more time to catch up:
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All caught up! (For now.)
Sssssh don’t give the man ideas! That’s my job! Also the Daemons may have been a mistake but the payoff was worth it as we got an angry balor Mr Ka
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"Or my personal favorite, when Cid, apparently having forgotten me describing Azuka as holding a bow, thought he would be clever and cast Fly as his action in the first round, thus putting him out of the monks’ reach. One full attack barrage from Azuka later at the non-buffed (save for Fly) Cid, and he was down to 4 HP from full! He abruptly cried like a spanked baby and cast invisibility on himself, skulking about and doing nothing much else for the rest of the fight while he slowly regenerated with a Greater Infernal Healing for 4 HP/round"
I hate you, and your npcs with bows.
Inspectre wrote: Thanks for the compliments, Gidonamor! Pity that I have been really slacking off on this journal, otherwise you might have a few crazy ideas to borrow for Book 4/5.
Well, I guess I should get back to work on this journal then!
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This is by far the most elaborate side plot ever to add up to "how many badies can i throw at them at once!"
Yay Civil War: Kaer Maga addition!!
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Inspectre, you're 60 sessions behind!!! GET TO WORK! ;P
Don't for a minute think that Cid won anything by cleverly stopping the original plan because the end result was much more horrific than the original plan. Bastard!
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Episode 109 was hilariously titled "fifty shades of vaz"
I still like my suggestion for theme songs. Holds up well.
I still have to figure out a theme for when Cid laori and Abigail all get into a relationship. So far all I got is this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-TjDgcqa_H0
:) We are about to get to the best part!!
Laori went for the same treatment with less hilarity.
It's a HUGE cast of NPC. I'll try to remember everyone....
PCs_____________________________
Cid Donary---- Half-Orc Paladin 12
Rholand Human 1 fighter/11 Oracle
Vaz'em "Catfolk" 12 ninja
Oliver Half elf 12 fighter/Darkside
Cohorts____________________________
Cyrus (Cid's) 10 Magus
Bruno (Rholand's) Bear
Rhoda (Oli's) Kobold bard.
NPCs________________________________
Hangerons----------------------------
Trinia - Painter/kidnap victim
Laori - Cleric of Zonny/Trauma victim
Belinda - Zombie ho
Elica - Zombie Ho
Serassa - Zombie Ho
Vox - Former Hellknight/mount
Starweavers---------------------------
Edwin - Wizard extraordinaire
Ganthor - Barbarian Smash
Abigail - Pretty Paladin/demon
Sergio - Cleric Dad
Villains--------------------------------
Adonis Kreed - Who?
Togomar - Rholand's best friend
Elzeer-Ka - Cid's pal
Vimidus - Vaz's aunt
Lord Vile - Daemon bastard
Sial - chief Zonny Cleric and a@!@@#~
Blasphemy! UnArcane! Blasphemy!
I think Cid sold out Gwen much to Rholand's disapproval.
I don't think Inspectre truly emphasized how seriously annoying these council members really are. We couldn't get a word in edge wise they some disagreed just because someone agreed with us. They couldn't even stop bickering when we were saving their sorry hides!
To be fair that one monsterhad minions. I'm excited we are at kaer maga
Inspectre wrote: Yeah – my players have spoiled me by playing mostly melee guys. It’s actually pretty easy to challenge martials . . . casters, not so much particularly if they have even a passing interest in bending the game over a barrel. I will hold off on any rants about 3.X/PF at this time. :-p Anyway, this next session was our *last* session on Roll20, as I fixed Maptools by sorting out my router the following week - hurray!
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Best trap ever! I'm stealing this one at some point.
UnArcaneElection wrote: But with a party of 4 at 6th level (especially Cid), they would stand a pretty good chance against Dr. Devaulus if they could catch him without minions.
Hell yeah! *Flex*
Inspectre wrote: A few minutes later, several guards dragged Adonis Kreed, wrapped in chains, into the room and shackled him down to the bench across the table from the party. Despite his condition, the evil lawyer greeted them with a pithy tone. So Cid greeted him with a punch to the face (ah, the days when Cid was a complete a@&*@#&). That got the guards upset, who while they were happy to see this guard murderer beaten, their orders were to keep him in one piece, and Cid using him as a punching bag was decidedly against that. There was another pissing match between Cid and the guards, which being a Hellknight of course Cid ultimately won, with the guards sullenly retreating back to their corners with orders not to do that s#&@ again. I feel as though this was really retroactively a well deserved punch to the face.
Just got to the resurrection bit AKA Cid's true form! Just you readers wait until he gets to Kaer Maga where things get weird and then weirder, and climaxes at the most awful thing Inspectre thing he has done in the is campaign.
Inspectre may get his pissed off Gnome Cid yet!
Inspectre wrote: Cid's player, ladies and gentlemen. My most hated nemesis! ;-P Nemesis/Co-Soap Opera Writer!
There is no such handmaiden in Queen Ileosa’s court, of course. “Elliana” was really Queen Ileosa herself in disguise, using the Alter Self power of the crown (an ability that she was actually familiar with due to being a Bard) to assume the form of an elf underling. I had plans for “Elliana” to become a regular traveling companion with the party throughout the coming Book Two, but alas, it never materialized as Queen Ileosa was much too busy fending off a city-wide plague to slip out of the castle and pretend to be someone else for a while. A pity, as the look on the party’s faces when they would have discovered Elliana’s true identity would have been priceless....
HA! I always wondered what happened to Cid's first GirlFriend. It was Rholand's girl... Awkward!

Tyeal wrote: Stormagedon Dark Lord of All wrote: Made one character fall in love with the main villain and has been torturing him for it for ever now. That would be my character, Rholand J'skar. A Nature Oracle that's the main Support/Healer/Face of the group and had been healing poor folk in the slums. Events in the story unfolded in such a way that Rholand ended up as the Royal Healer to the big bad, and he helped fill a hole left by her late husband by being supportive and a good listener.
It ended with him being possessed by an ancient demonic force and steadily driven to the brink of madness (he's better now) and was framed for murder by the court Wizard. After the framing, that same Wizard tied Rholand in rope, stabbed him in the heart with a blood cursed dagger, and kicked up off the high wall of the castle into the river behind it. He was saved, if only just, but had to deal with the creeping madness caused by the demonic force, as well as 3 very strong demons that had also been sent after him as a result of the curse. A metallic slime that was basically the T-1000, a giant bat-like demon, and a demon knight that feasted on the souls of the righteous.
But he's all better now! ...Kinda. Yeah this is was the most Brutal thing Inspectre did until the vampadin.
Arbane the Terrible wrote: Stormagedon Dark Lord of All wrote:
My character's soul is sold to Hell due to a contract he signed to get into the Hellknight (This of course was written on the back in invisible ink)
I'm pretty certain any good lawyer could get you a Stay of Damnation on that account. Actually that option was brought up in game as the invisible ink was a non-starter with Hell. But My PC's soul has been sold to demi-plane that's rebelling from hell. So if my PC brought it up to Hell they would probably not enforce the contract. However I decided to go the redemption route VIA becoming a paladin of Serenrea. Which should be happening soon. Might need to find a good lawyer for my fellow HellKnights who have all been slaughtered and turned into devils

Goblin_Priest wrote: Stormagedon Dark Lord of All wrote: I did have to check for a pulse because dressing up the paladin as vampire so my character would stake my character's love interest threw the heart alive would totally be something inspector would do. Oh... wow... that would have been AWESOME. XD
Surely there must be a spell that makes a creature appear dead, suppresses the pulse? :P An amulet of Undead Anatomy?
This story is only made as epic as it was with you playing along, though. Most players I know would have just ragequit at this kind of stuff. :P Well Inspectre is a hell of a DM, and he's pretty clear from the get go that it's going to be a rough ride, and if you're not into it you probably shouldn't play. For example while this is the most brutal thing he has done in this campaign let me give you a short list of things he has done to the party as whole:
My character's soul is sold to Hell due to a contract he signed to get into the Hellknight (This of course was written on the back in invisible ink)
Made one character fall in love with the main villain and has been torturing him for it for ever now.
Killed off the family of a NPC that the group really liked for no reason and had the villain scribe "Come Get Me" into the NPC's back with a razor.
Killed off PC's whole gang of street thugs with Vampires (He likes vampires. I guess.)
Kill off my PC's best friend and then framed him for the murder.
this is not a complete list the games been going on like this for 4 years. We are all a bunch of nut jobs and have only lost one player.

Ryan Freire wrote: Inspectre wrote: From my most recent game session.
Lawful Good 11th level magus PC developed an intimate relationship with a paladin of Sarenrae NPC. This was all well and good, no problems there, although given the adventuring lifestyle they were both pretty convinced the relationship wouldn't last forever because one of them would die sooner or later, quite possibly in a condition that it was not possible for a Raise Dead to just fix.
So a few sessions ago, the party was protecting the leadership council of the city that they were staying in. Said council was under attack by a bunch of rebels, led by a vampire wizard they had crossed swords with a couple times before.
With a ton of dangerous enemies (including the vampire) flooding into the council chambers, the party decides it's time to get out of dodge rather than try to fight all of the rebels off all at once. Unfortunately the vampire had brought along an evil outsider known as a derghodaemon to deal with spellcasters (both in the party and the council).
The particularly nasty ability of this outsider is that it can generate an aura around itself that inflicts Feeblemind temporarily, which basically turns any spellcaster into a drooling idiot. Well, it popped in right next to the high priestess of Pharsma that was on the council, and somehow she whiffed the Will save vs. the aura (anybody can roll a 1!).
The paladin was unwilling to abandon anyone, so while the rest of the party gtfo'd along with the rest of the city council, she stayed behind to try and get the feebleminded high priestess to safety. The lawful good magus also stayed behind, and figured he could solve this problem by using Dimension Door to bamf next to the high priestess, grab her, and then bamf out on his next turn.
He had no trouble bamfing next to the high priestess, but doing so brought him within the aura of the derghodaemon. An aura which he had just seen reduce a high-level cleric to a nigh-useless drooling idiot. But he would be fine, right, ... I did have to check for a pulse because dressing up the paladin as vampire so my character would stake my character's love interest threw the heart alive would totally be something inspector would do.
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I believe it's because the tiers are not measured at low level play. It's more about the class' potential power than what it is at level 1.
While a DEX build will have more AC than a STR build. A Magus has a bunch of defensive spells he can cast. Blink, Displacement, MIRROR IMAGE, etc, etc.
An the action economy isn't too bad to buff thanks to Spell Combat.
I'm playing a level 11 STR Magus with armor class of 20. I don't get hit too often.
Remember that as a paladin you need a hand free to make use of lay on hands. Making a buckler or light shield more optimal than a heavy or tower shield.
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Just to throw an idea your way that helps with kind of forcing role play with controlling players class. Start them at level 0 all same states than let them role play into a class and their stats.
We had a campaign that started this way and it was pretty fun. You can't really fight anything at level 0. So the first few sessions were just straight role playing, and setting plot hooks.
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All Red Mage party!
Would you allow them to pick different races?
I would probably go for a party of all bards have them pick different instruments and have a traveling band.
Go Warrior of the Holy Light; you don't want to lose Devine bond and Aura of Justice.

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As the Hellknight Inspectre is currently being a huge jerk to I will say that it has worked out pretty well. He started as an Armiger and even played out him becoming a full blown Hellknight fighting a Devil one on one in a pit beneath the Hellknight tower.
I am a big fan of Hellknights in general. However I had my doubts about playing one in Curse of the Crimson throne as the AP seems to want you to some pretty un-Hellknighty things such as turning on the rightful ruler of the city. Working with convicted criminals etc. And everyone at the table had it written into there backstory about how much they hate Hellknights. But I couldn't resist hehehe. Now they say "I hate all Hellknight except my Character. Hehehe
I made him a bit flawed and kind of on the s+!@ side of his commanders. He's made friends.
So It's pretty hard to stay with the theme of being a HellKnight (Currently my Character is running towards the hills into the arms of Serenrae begging for redemption). But if you've got a player that can role with the punches it shouldn't too bad.
So Frank Castle is pretty far away from being LG. Probably LN on his better days. But that's neither here nor there.
If were you I'd do some research into how people through out the ages have considered Lawful and Good ways to execute prisoners. Some off the top of my head are hanging, Crucifixion, and electrocution...
Well most churches run off charitable donations. Running a Church isn't exactly cheap. With a NG priest in charge of a church of Nethys. You can expect that they probably won't turn away injured people.
I would start having members of the church come around asking for donations. With a frequency equaling how much the players abuse the healing of the church. If the players refuse the donations or not give enough I would have the church start demanding payment or slamming the door in their face and spread word of the heretics in charge of the land.
Your players seem to be under the impression that as the lord of lands. That everyone is going to rally under there flags and ignore there own self interests. I would squash that false idea.
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Start small like a small town for them to explore than grow the area as they grow. Ask them what they intend to do after each session.
Try out False Priest Sorcerer does the White Mage thing better than White Mage.
Do you want to be more focused on the unarmed combat or healer/buffer.... I'll help with both.
Grappling helpful feats
Chokehold
Snapping Turtle Style (+1 to AC when fighting one handed or you know grappling) and Snapping Turtle Clutch (Whenever a opponent misses you with a melee attack free grapple)
Rapid Grappler (You need Greater Grapple to get this but three attempts per round to pin is excellent.
Healer/buffer
Extra Lay on Hands
Greater Mercy
Wish List
Bracers of the Merciful Knight
Monk's robes
Pearls of Power
Just find a cleric and have them cast it total price 90 gp. Should be available in a small city.
Forbiddance and Mage's Private Sanctum should be a must to stop any unwanted spies or visitors.
I'd go Investigator Infiltrator.
He may hate his character. Help him with it.
No, remember that your effective druid level for ranger is ranger level -3, and boon companion doesn't stack and only gives 4 druid levels. So you take your first animal companion at level 4 (let say a horse). Your horse is level 1 ranger 4. at level 5 you take a different animal companion (Let's say a dog), and you take boon companion for the horse. You have a level 5 horse/1 dog/5 ranger.
Now you've gone gotten to level 7 put two levels into dog and a boon companion into dog (because you don't want dog to die). So you have level 5 horse/7 dog/7 ranger.
You can play form there, but both animal companions will never equal ranger level at the same time.
You could take 4 levels of cavalier then multi-class into hunter. Take boon companion apply it to your hunter animal companion. At level 7 take Horse master feat. Bam you have a Mount and animal companion at your full HD.
Not complicate things more but a Divine Hunter/Holy Guide Paladin could work for what you want.
Honestly though Cavalier handles this just fine, and since the class inspired the idea of the character just stay with Cavalier. Take Order of the land or Order of the Green.
A inquisitor, or a Shaman might fit the bill. Suggest to the ranger to take a couple levels of UnRogue or swashbuckler to get dex to damage.
That's a neat trick. One to make the DM throw a book at you,
You'll have to walk me through that as all race traits are listed here d20pfsrd.com/traits/race-traits
and I don't see one that does what you say.
Archetypes can change your Familiar into scouting, stealing know-it-all. Plus having a Familiar on a rogue is always having someone to give you a +2 with Aid Another on all skill checks.
Choosen One Paladin can use Lay on Hands on another character without wasting a turn, and at level 11 the familiar can smite when you do.
Well just because you lived through an event does mean you correctly intrepid the events in the correct manner, or that you were aware of all the details. Most characters start at level 1 so it's assumed that your PC doesn't have a centuries worth of adventuring, and were assisting a general cause a coup or saving a city from the invading horde.
I'm not of the opinion that there has to be PVP because all paladins are smite happy dicks.
But...
I will agree with party you're totally better off as a Cleric. Choose a god with a reach weapon and you're set.
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