Spam Vendor's page

The only thing my spam will clog is your arteries!

And your toilet. Believe me on that one.

I know when my wares aren't welcome...

*kicks the dirt*

All this Spam is a beautiful thing...

How about some Spam?

If it's spam you're looking for...

Look at all this delicious spam!

Spam? You mean posts about spiced ham in a can?

I got all your spam right here!!!

I got all your Spam right here!

I got all your Spam right here!

Yes. It still counts as spam.

There's more spam where that came from!

*sniffles*

*packs up merchandise and goes home, dejected*

brock wrote:

mimespamming

mimespamming?

Do we get to throw Spam at that guy?

Mmmm! I've got all your spam right here!

Spam is Maps spelled backwards. Coincidence?

Probably.

I've got all your Maps right here!

Err...

I've got Spam to tide you over!

Spam Vendor wrote:

I love spam!

Spam!

Exactly!

Spam!

Spam!

Spam!

I love spam!

Spam. Awesome.

Get some for the whole family!

Spam, anyone?

Wow! No spam love....

I love spam! I have over 40 varieties!

Spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, wonderfull spam.

Buy 2, get 1 half off!!!!

This thread could use more Spam!!!

I've got all the spam you could want right here!!!

Spam Vendor wrote:

Fatespinner wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Maybe it should be mine, then...

Still gonna be awhile. Better start spamming now.

I've got a two-for-one special!

LOL! What a great avatar picture for that alias!

What'll it be? Regular or Extra Crunchy?

Celestial Healer wrote:

Maybe it should be mine, then...

Still gonna be awhile. Better start spamming now.

I've got a two-for-one special!

More Spam, anyone?

spam

Get your Spam right here! 31 flavors! 25% off if you buy five or more! Get some for your whole family!

Spam.

If you buy one, I'll give you a second at 50% off.

Did someone say "Spam"?

Spam Vendor wrote:

Burger Meister wrote:

<redacted>

Who needs burgers when I've got all your Spam right here?!

Is it Smurf-Spam???

I'm a cannibal.

Your guess is as good as mine. I'm sure some Smurf made it in there at some point.

<redacted>

Who needs burgers when I've got all your Spam right here?!

Spam post.

Dibbs.

Two Spam for you then!

It looks like there's quite a taste for spam on this thread.

I'm running a buy one, get one 50% off special!

mmmmmmm...burgers.

Who needs burgers when I've got Spam!!!

Discount on spam.

Wanky the Camprechaun wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

You got too much baggage to be on my plane.Is that a can of liquid explosives in your jockstrap, or are you just happy to see me? Just go in the bathroom and hyperventilate until the plane lands.

A loud BOOM is heard from the toilet cabin, and fumes curl from around the cracks of the door panels.

Whew! Sorry Cap'n, I just blew a hole where the crapper used to be. Man, I'm hungry now. When's the in-flight service?

Right now!

We have:
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

What'll it be?

[smaller]Thanks for warming them up for me...[/smaller

I've got all your spam right here!!!

Spam, how I love thee.

More customers! I've got your Spam right here!

Of course it could be worse. What is that stuff they eat down under?

I'm willing to ship overseas!

I'm already stocking up for next year's Spam Day.

Garydee wrote:

Very true. As cheap as baloney, red beans and rice, and Spam is nobody should have to starve in the U.S..

No person should be forced to eat baloney. Death has more dignity.

Not when there's perfectly good Spam available!

but I don't like spam

But I have 29 flavors!

Hey, if you guys ever run out of... "material"... I've got plenty of ammunition available!

My spam has never been in more demand!!!