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♫ Cut my treat into pieces ♫

♫ This is my loudest bork ♫
♫ Irritation, you're feeling ♫
♫ Don't give a damn if you're tryin' to be sleeping ♫
♫ This is my loudest bork ♫

Dug a hole in the back yard

Cuz I'm losing my mind
Chase my behind
Wish my hooman would let me inside
Losing my mind
Chase my behind
Now I'm gonna finally be let outsiiiiide

Yay puppy!

<zooms through the thread>

<repeatedly fails save vs. fear from fireworks, flees down into basement>

<repeatedly fails save vs. fear from fireworks, flees down into basement>

<Humans are on Glowy Boxes. Bed is mine now.>

<perks up at "out">

Sophie the Wonder-Jaw wrote:

<IT IS TIME FOR BORK!>

I was wondering what time it was.

<Bork II: Electric Borkaloo>

<IT IS TIME FOR BORK!>

<assumes couch slouch of dominance atop human>

<chews on forum>

<climbs into car first>

<chews on seatbelt>

<STRANGER! STRANGER IN THE HOUSE! ALL THE BARKS! ALL OF THEM!!>

<Outside is white, cold, crunchy, and wet! COMPLETE FREAKOUT TIME!>

<is already asleep>

<sits amidst the scattered wreckage, tail wagging madly and wanting to be let out or taken for a walk>

Orthos wrote:

Looking forward to catching up on sleep. As much as the puppy will allow, anyway.

Did you get a puppy?!?!

(I mean, obviously you did, but still.)

BWAK!!

<Sings a two-hour symphony of whines, howls, barks, and whimpers entitled "Let Me Out Of My Sleeping Crate Please Humans">