Smokey the Bear's page

Only you can stop obesity with regular ass kickings.

ONLY YOU.

Only you

can prevent vandalistic barbarian arsons.

Only YOU.

*Sets thread on fire*

Only you can start post fires.

ONLY. YOU.

Hee hee hee, he was quoting me, the most superior bear evar.

*Throws Snuggle over a log, that just happens to be on fire.*

Smokey the Bear wrote:

Snuggle wrote:

Smokey the Bear wrote:

Snuggle wrote:

Whee!

I'm full of myself!

Is that what you're full of?

Don't make me drive to Dallas and beat the s%#* out of you!

I gate between national parks. Which one is nearest you? I'll meet you there and save you the drive before I maul, bugger, and then use your dying body to put out a really big fire.

Suh-weet exchange! Bears, y'know?

This bear takes care of s%@% in the woods. And if no one is there to hear it, all the better.

Smokey the Bear wrote:

Snuggle wrote:

Whee!

I'm full of myself!

Is that what you're full of?

Don't make me drive to Dallas and beat the s%#* out of you!

I gate between national parks. Which one is nearest you? I'll meet you there and save you the drive before I maul, bugger, and then use your dying body to put out a really big fire.

Whee!

I'm full of myself!

Is that what you're full of?

Only you can prevent thread fires.

ONLY...YOU.

Only you can prevent messageboard fires.

Only YOU.

Only you can prevent stupidassfooltardery. Only YOU.

ONLY YOU!

Only YOU can prevent angry fanboiz!

Takes over control of fire-hose from dispatched camprechaun.

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FORUM FIRES.

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Roar!