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Johann Kaltgeboren wrote:
"What...happened?" Johann sits up and cradles his head in his hands. "Something.... strange....WAIT! WHY IS THE BEACH CRAWLING WITH DEAD? IT WAS NOT LIKE THIS... JUST BEFORE? IT SMACKS OF MORE TIME TRAVELING, TO BE SURE! IS THE RABBI NEARBY?"

Flying over to hover frantically in front of Johann's nose, Moll squeaks in reply: Oh, Bear San! Horrible, horrible things happened while you hibernated outside of Timestream! Fifteen days, you've been battered into unconsciousness and knocked literally into next week, Bear San!! While you sleep, big fiery star fell in Sea, and woke GOJIRA, KING OF KAIJU!! Big, big, powerful dinosaur with fiery force breath! He trampled Edo City, and then woke up our dear old Mosura! She was angry, and zapped Gojira over and over again with her lightning bolts, but after a long battle, Gojira proved his title, and our poor Mosura was forced to fly away across the Sea to the East... We waited here until the bythos aeons were done beating you into the future, because we didn't know what else to do, Bear San! What do!? What do!?


Algoral wrote:

Lora and Moll! Your appearance here lightens the toll

of the loss of Zagathoth, a great Emir and Ork
cut down before he could finish his life work

that rhymed better in sylvan ;-)

Come tell me what you are knowing, of that source of lights glowing
for we have work to do to save another friend
of our large bear from meeting his own untimely end.

Oh, Algoral! How we have missed your merry beats and rhymes! Your music brings light to such darkened times!

Yonder lights be Kyoto City, a place of corruption, 'tis a sad pity!


Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot, nine days old!

Sylvan:
We are so sorry about the death of your orc friend. He died a noble death, on his feet, with his boots on!


Moved to tears herself by the shifter's grief, Moll flies out from the banyan tree toward Johann!

Sylvan: Awww, poor Dire Bear San! We will be your new friends! Don't cry! You're going to make me cry!


Shobijin Fairy Lora wrote:
Shobijin Fairy Moll wrote:
Shobijin Fairy Lora wrote:

From the shadows of a nearby banyan tree, two little fairies watch the spectacle of the battle on the beach between the three oriental monsters and the band of mortal barbarians (gaijin)...

Perception DC 40 to spot the two shobijin fairies spying on the fight...

Sylvan: Poor adhukait asura and spirit naga! Hahaha... Those gaijin are fierce indeed!

Sylvan: What do you mean poor adhukait asura and spirit naga!? Have you forgotten how many of our brothers and sisters those three horrors have hunted down and gobbled up!? I say, "way to go, gaijin! Kick their asses!!"
Sylvan: Of course!... Say... aren't two of those gaijin fairies?... Wait... where'd that cute little sprite go? I could swear, he was the spitting image of my old boyfriend, Perpireen McGibel...

Sylvan: Hey! Wait a second... Isn't that Algoral playing his drum!? I'd know those beats anywhere! It is! It's our old pal, Algoral! And I'll bet you ten shiitake mushrooms that the sprite you saw a second ago was your old boyfriend McGibel! What are they doing here on Honshu Island!?


Shobijin Fairy Lora wrote:

From the shadows of a nearby banyan tree, two little fairies watch the spectacle of the battle on the beach between the three oriental monsters and the band of mortal barbarians (gaijin)...

Perception DC 40 to spot the two shobijin fairies spying on the fight...

Sylvan: Poor adhukait asura and spirit naga! Hahaha... Those gaijin are fierce indeed!

Sylvan: What do you mean poor adhukait asura and spirit naga!? Have you forgotten how many of our brothers and sisters those three horrors have hunted down and gobbled up!? I say, "way to go, gaijin! Kick their asses!!"


And can you not hear that incessant braying?


No kidding! Let's get to it....

The two Shobijin fairies fly above the massive cocoon in the midst of the great bamboo grove and begin to sing a haunting melody and countermelody, resulting in a duet with eerily beautiful harmonies....


I feel it, Lora! And I hear the call! It's Gojira! Some damned fool has gone and awakened him again!