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Shobijin Fairy Lora wrote:

Thank the Stars! You're finally with us again! Something awful has happened, PERPSYPOO! Exactly what you predicted, the kaiju are awake and causing big trouble! How'd you know, Perpsy? How!?

Lord P rubs his eyes.

"I had such dreams, a grey man and a black pyramid, worlds past and present."

He looked at his cloths.

"O so not a dream then, sorry Shobijin direst, what was that, his is awake and she run away. O dear o dear in deed. They need to be put back to sleep..."

An idea seemed to hit it.

"OR! or the island, Yes! the enchanted one Ulysses found, with the one eyes. It's magic would keep mortals away, and the KAIJU safe. We need, we need A KAIJU call that's what we need."

He slaped it leg,

"We need a means to call the them to the island."

Then he stopped.

"But wait!!... fiddlestickandbumkins!!! I forgot where the island is."

He taps his head.

"We need a sage, we need a great sage equal to Heaven, they would know. I was told there was a Monkey made of stone that was one such. Do you know where it lives sweetist?"

Do you mean Hanuman, the Monkey King, who the folk of Qin call Sun Wukong? Would that I did know, Perpsy, my love... He is a lesser god, you know... Probably in the Celestial Court? Or on the side of Mount Meru, swinging amid the Celestial bamboo?

Not knowing what else to do, the shobijin fairies follow the Champions to Kyoto City, hoping to somehow help them rescue their kitsune friend Ogon Fox, and then, perhaps, convince them to help contain the kaiju in some way...

High-pitched Sylvan: OOHHH!! PERPSYPOO!! PERPIREEN, MY DARLING, PLEASE WAKE UP!! OH, IT'S TERRIBLE WHAT'S HAPPENED!! YOU MUST WAKE UP AND TELL US WHAT TO DOOO-HOO-HOOOOO!!!

Lora shakes the unconscious Lord Perpireen awake!

GOODY GUMDROPS, YOU'RE AWAKE, PERPSYPOO!

The frantic pixie pauses only long enough to plant a kiss on Lord Perpireen's lips...

Thank the Stars! You're finally with us again! Something awful has happened, PERPSYPOO! Exactly what you predicted, the kaiju are awake and causing big trouble! How'd you know, Perpsy? How!?

Lord P bows back at the sisters and with a sad smile says.

"Bhuel, anois, cad a bhí tú suas le mo chuid breá, tá an talamh nua tar éis roinnt bealaí a shárú ó thar an uisce. Maidir leis an Orc, bhí sé cróga amháin. Agus tá sé mortal, ní bheidh an chuid sin dó nach bhfuil muid ag taisteal chuig eitleán eile. Chun a bheith lena dia. Is saol mortal é sin."

** spoiler omitted **

Sylvan to Lord Perpireen: Oh, Perpsypoo! You are even more handsome than when I last saw you! But I'm sure you haven't really changed, have you... Probably still a heartbreaker... But what happened between us was a long time ago, at least by mortal standards. (Seems only yesterday to we fey, though...) But say, what do you mean about the new land shaking up giant beasts? You don't mean the kaiju, do you? We can safely say that Mosura has been sleeping as soundly as a babe these past few centuries... and no sign of Gojira stirring in just as long... Have you heard something we have not?

Algoral wrote:

Lora and Moll! Your appearance here lightens the toll

of the loss of Zagathoth, a great Emir and Ork
cut down before he could finish his life work

that rhymed better in sylvan ;-)

Come tell me what you are knowing, of that source of lights glowing
for we have work to do to save another friend
of our large bear from meeting his own untimely end.

Oh, Algoral! How we have missed your merry beats and rhymes! Your music brings light to such darkened times!

Yonder lights be Kyoto City, a place of corruption, 'tis a sad pity!

Um... Why not leave the rhyming to Algoral, sister? His are far better... We are saddened to see that your friend has fallen, and we shall help you to honor him. Burial? Or funeral pyre? Are not warriors like him often placed in a funeral barge with their weapons and armor, and set adrift on the Sea?

The other pixy flies out of the banyan tree as well, and makes a ceremonial mid-air curtsey before Algoral and Lord Perpireen...

Sylvan: Konichiwa, Al! Howdy, Perpsypoo! She winks at Lord McGibel!

Sylvan: How sad! One of the gaijin has fallen! Oh... That poor Dire Bear! I think he's crying... I feel so bad for him!... They must have been friends...

Shobijin Fairy Lora wrote:

From the shadows of a nearby banyan tree, two little fairies watch the spectacle of the battle on the beach between the three oriental monsters and the band of mortal barbarians (gaijin)...

Perception DC 40 to spot the two shobijin fairies spying on the fight...

Sylvan: Poor adhukait asura and spirit naga! Hahaha... Those gaijin are fierce indeed!

Sylvan: What do you mean poor adhukait asura and spirit naga!? Have you forgotten how many of our brothers and sisters those three horrors have hunted down and gobbled up!? I say, "way to go, gaijin! Kick their asses!!"

Sylvan: Of course!... Say... aren't two of those gaijin fairies?... Wait... where'd that cute little sprite go? I could swear, he was the spitting image of my old boyfriend, Perpireen McGibel...

Sorry for any confusion that might be caused by Shobijin Fairy Lora looking exactly like Algoral... lol... I made this avatar a few years back for my Postapocthulhu PBP campaign (they are little fairies who accompany Mosura/Mothra... blame the Japanese film makers lol...)

From the shadows of a nearby banyan tree, two little fairies watch the spectacle of the battle on the beach between the three oriental monsters and the band of mortal barbarians (gaijin)...

Perception DC 40 to spot the two shobijin fairies spying on the fight...

Sylvan: Poor adhukait asura and spirit naga! Hahaha... Those gaijin are fierce indeed!

Can you not feel that strong wind from the sea, mighty Mosura?

We must sing the Mosura no Uta! We must awaken Mosura!

*Gasp!* Moll! Do you feel that strong wind through the bamboo? Do you hear that distant call!?