Life is like eggs. Sometimes it has chickens in it.
And sometimes it's a lizard.
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Also, don't sweat the petty things or pet the sweaty things.About to go home. Good night, everyone. And Happy Thanksgiving.You have a good Thanksgiving and try not to pick up any extra shifts if you don't have to. I gotta disagree! Depending on the circumstances you should absolutely pet the sweaty thing. Vigorously.
Gil Scott-Heron was right, the revolution will not be televised. It will be streamed online.
Wisconsinites are like cheese curds, they're kind of weird and squeaky if they aren't fried.
Freehold...what do you think of Cap + Luke Cage?I think CY would pull off the fight scene in the chinese restaurant PERFECTLY, but I don't see him as Luke Cage per se. Do I get to throw live fish like ninja stars, I've always wanted to do that.
:) Jack Handy is my spirit guide.
Nope, not going there, I'll only get flagged.
Pretty much everything I do annoys someone.
It's amazing how much of my time is spent waiting for something, anything, everything, to happen.
Every movie can be a Christmas movie, if you watch it on Christmas.
History is filled with a#!@+##s.
Nuanced Civilities, For When You Want To Put On The Right Airs. And then the ad campaign will feature whatever British actor is trendiest right now.
Things to ask yourself today. What would Macaulay Culkin do if he was shrunk by Rick Moranis.
I saw a naked slug. Once. I squished it. Because that's what you do when you find a f~@!ing slug in your garden.
Occasionally, you think to yourself that if you didn't have so many aliases then maybe people wouldn't come up with such ridiculous user names. But then you spend time out in the world, and you realize having so many aliases probably wouldn't change anything. People will still come up with ridiculous user names.
Begin and end every sentence with a "Y'arr!" Say "a vast" and "matey" a lot. Parrots are a must, if you don't have a Parrot, kill someone else and take theirs. You can never have enough rum.
A captive audience is still an audience.
Cook everything, otherwise it could return and eat your brain.
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true.
Was ding-a-ding-dang-my-dang-a-long-ling-long.
Maybe it's because I wave like a loon when she walks past. :-)Your duty as an adult is to regularly embarrass your children publicly in new and unexpected ways. It builds character. the circle must remain unbroken.
I believe in karmic favorites, as long as I've favorite'd more then have been favorite'd by others, the universe will be in order.
I have a stick, somewhere. I'll use it for... something, not sure what yet. The point is, the turtle always wins.
Captain Yesterday's Dreamscape Story Minute. Had a dream last night that aliens were turning people into Zombies and we were holed up in a suburban house strangely reminiscent of the house they lived in in Fear the Walking Dead. And the whole time I'm like "this isn't our house, I'm not even supposed to be here today!" *sigh* yes, I have been watching The X-Files, Fear The Walking Dead, and Clerks, why do you ask?
All the Polearms!!!
If you keep piling s$#$ around your ankles, eventually you can't escape from it. :-)
Not if you include BOTH of them into an unstoppable giant robot mecha.
Coach always told us we couldn't buy points, that we had to earn them. Thankfully, the refs were much more agreeable.
Because starships are way cooler than a dumb old tree.
A mouth full of s++@ is still a mouth. Except now it's full of s@%!, and that's gross.
It's absolutely a coup.
The worst part is, I came up with this alias, and suddenly, I got nothing. I totally have a setup for it and everything. >:-/ |