This is the other alternative I'm pondering, a PFS version of an NPC from a home campaign.. *ducks*
"So, hello there! My partner just got back from doing all her 'save the world' stuff and I figure it's my turn to get out of the house. She can stay and watch the kids while I can get out and restore her standing, even. Don't tell her I'm doing that, though, she doesn't think it's important."