Aww, man! I want a minion! And if I can't have a minion of my own, I'll just have to destroy yours. Let's see, where did I put the contact poison to go with those nachos.... "Captain Bedsores" may be able to fend off the poison, but his minions have to touch his food if they're going to feed him. Meanwhile, any progress on wrangling that thread bug? Sounds like a job for Grumpy...I mean, Wrath. If you need some wards against annihilation magic, let me know.
I can't believe how long the conversation has gone on without me! You go off to plot on your own for five minutes and they rush off on all sorts of tangents...then you have to read pages and pages of stuff just to catch up. And I'm taking the TV...it's better than the one I have now. Now, as for taking over the site, I heartily support using the thread-eating bug to suppress the posts of those who might challenge my...I mean, our power. (Especially if their posts are better worded and more persuasive than mine.) As for these upstart Runelords, you'd better get in line. We were here first. **Stomps feet to emphasize point.** |