Greetings people of the board!
So,my friend is DMing an adventure about a wedding between a princess from a scheming kingdom, and a minotaur general from a militaristic minotaur-ruled, Rome-alike, kingdom.
Weird setting aside, my character will be the Master Chef in this wedding, and it is his responsability to supervise the others chefs. My character will be an alchemist who will behave like the Gordon Ramsay Meme, insulting almost everything the NPCs cooks do. And to make it funnier, I would like help coming up with funny or unusual insults using the pathfinder rules or setting.
Something along those lines: "This chicken is so raw, that a Wizard tried to make it his familiar!"
"This meat is so cooked, that it put the barbarian into a rage!"
"This soup is so bad, that a cleric would have to cast purify food to eat it!"
Anyone else have a funny idea?
-Roxx