Reta Bigbad

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Female Goblin Fighter 1

New to this. I create the character without registering her as a PF Society character. Should I just re-create and give you that info?


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta looks down at the dogslicer in her hands and then to the curr laying in a pile beneath her. She is stunned for a minute. "...Reta killed a dog?..." The realization then send her jumping about off the walls and roof. "Reta killed a dog! Reta the best! Did you see? Reta killed a dog!"

After gathering up, Reta nods in agreement with Chuffy. "Big bonfire, yes!"


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta five foot steps to get a flank then plunges her dogslicer deep into the canine.
+1dogslicer, Reta bonus vs dogs, flank: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 201d4 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta drinks her potion of cure light wounds and reaffirms her grip on the magic dogslicer. She stares deeply into the eyes of her target.
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta slices the face of Vorka after she falls down from the ceiling. She uses her spiderclimbing to continue the search of the ship, attacking anything in her path. "not a wimp! " she mutters repeatedly to herself.
On returning to the treasure hoard, Reta will lay claim to the elixir of love anf offer to carry as much of the other supplies as she can.


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta is flabbergasted that her attacks are so ineffective, but this only serves to fuel her rage. She continues to attack with the magic dogslicer. 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 131d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta sees the openings available when Vorka is busy throwing fire. She takes these chances to continue the onslaught. "Im'ma slicer dicer! EEYYAHAHA!!"

attack of opportunity 1: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 161d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
attack of opportunity 2: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 201d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

regular attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 121d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta continues to swing her dogslicer, intent on landing her mark this time. She attempts to maneuver herself so that the caster must back into a corner.
dogslicer attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 251d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

any way I can get an attack of opportunity when Vorka casts?

EDIT 1: critical hit confirmation: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 111d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta keeps the pressure up on Vorka, continuing to swing wildly with her dogslicer. She moves in to keep step. "Ding Dong, Ding Ding Dong!" She shrieks in a craze.
dogslicer: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 71d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Yes, but I'm also using my potion of spiderclimb to get into melee range of Vorka. I don't think I'm close enough for you to reach either


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta is skittering around on the roof, how can mogmurch reach her?


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta moves in sync with Vorka on the ceiling, trying to land a solid blow. 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 121d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta tries to adapt to the angle of attack from the ceiling and swings her dogslicer up over her head, which is also down toward the floor.
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 161d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta climbs up along the walls herself and heads toward her target. She swings her magic dogslicer if she can get in range. 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 231d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta waves her fancy dogslicer in the air and moves to hit Vorka if she is in reach. If not, Reta will reach in her bag and down the potion of spider climb before moving in.
attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 81d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5


Female Goblin Fighter 1

waiting to see what happens


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Yup.
Reta looks at her blade. Clean. She glances at the others and then approaches Chuffy. "You give Reta good sword! Share! We take turns now. I will give you my pet frog!" She reaches deep into her pockets and pulls out a nearly suffocated amphibian to present as a peace offering of sorts.


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta will get as close as she can next round to get an attack in on the dog. 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 91d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta steps forward and attempts to hit the chained dog with her dogslicer. see roll above: 9 to hit, 4 damage She likely misses, but she'll squeal in delight as Chuffy lands a good blow.


Female Goblin Fighter 1

30 ft east, please. I know I am still out of range from there, but I do like to roll in advance for speed.


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta hates dogs! she shrieks as she waves her dogslicer in the air. She will attack the one closest to her. 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 91d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta deftly grasps a handhold and thrusts herself upward onto the ship.climb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11


Female Goblin Fighter 1

more specifically, I would like to move to the other side of the fence and wait for my chsnce to strike. Ten feet south I believe?


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta moves into position and prepares to strike at the great beast!dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 131d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3


Female Goblin Fighter 1

reflex: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
Reta gets singed as well, and listens in to the conversation. She smiles widely like a shark as she licks clean her own dog slicer.


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta cheers as the beast falls. She feels sick for a moment and her arm hangs limp where the spider bit her.
fort saves/psn damage: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
She recovers and as a token of her victory, she snaps off a fang to take with her.


Female Goblin Fighter 1

fort save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 61d2 ⇒ 1
attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 231d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Reta flinches as the spider's fangs sink in. Her vision blurs momentarily, but she continues to swing in with the dogslicer.


Female Goblin Fighter 1

oh yes, thanks much. I havent played melee in a while


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta hisses back at the spider, sidesteps for a better position, and she stabs at the creature with the clamped dogslicer.
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 141d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta moves in and swings with her dog slicer, closing her eyes and shouting. attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 191d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta takes one paper candle and leaves the rest for the others. She holds her dogslicer up to the morning sun and watches her new ring glitter. She begins wandering off into the sunlight, chasing the sparkles and tricks of the light. She pauses as though remembering something from long ago and then turns to Chuffy or some other random goblin and yells. "Last challenge is Stupid!"


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Reta spends the rest of the night eating the slugs and staring at her new ring, holding it up to the Light, and tasting it.


Female Goblin Fighter 1

ride: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21
ride: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20
ride: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24

Rita also manages to ride the pig, but she is dubious about entering the death trap to wriggle through. She refuses this challenge inmediately.


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Rita's eyes widen even more than they normally do. "pretty ring... I need a ring for to get married. Gimme! I am such a pretty bride! " Rita snatches at the ring and threatens Mogmurch by brandishing her dogslicer. "what next?"


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Rita pursues quickly, her clothing fluttering about as she looks for signs of her target perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Umm....hide of get clubbed? says Rita, less sure of herself thans before.


Female Goblin Fighter 1

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Rita immediately chokes on the first slug, but she rebuffs herself and keeps cramming more down her throat.
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20


Female Goblin Fighter 1

"Gimme slugs!" Says Rita, as she pushes her hair and veil back behind her ears. She licks her lips and prepares to eat up the delicacy
fortitude save?: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5


Female Goblin Fighter 1

  "lemme! " Says Rita grabbing at the map. She turns it several times and scratches her head. She redresses her bridal veil and dress and hands the map back.  " You do it!" She says handing the map back.


Female Goblin Fighter 1

Rita listens to the voice of the chief and cringes when he speaks, afraid of being made afraid. She leaves with the group somewhat confused, but Happy.


Female Goblin Fighter 1

"I bet he wants us to cooks up the yummy food. Fire and food, delicious! Black and burnt and crumbly!"


Female Goblin Fighter 1

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Female Goblin Fighter 1

GAHAHA!!!


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