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GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins! Discussion
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

That's fine. Thanks.
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins! Discussion
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Don't have a name for the character yet, right now it is just a blob. If you could just leave that part blank on the sheet.
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

"Of course Chuffy. Light one off" She says shoving the dogslicer in her belt.
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins! Discussion
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Grand Lodge
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta swings at Vorka, "why won't you just die?"

dogslicer + guidance: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 3 + 1 = 201d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

AONPRD or page 179 of CRB

"she out of magic" Yells Reta as she stabs.

dogslicer AOO: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 141d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

and stabs again.

dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 141d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Correct. In first edition, if penalties ever reduce the damage to a result less than 1, the attack does 1 point of nonlethal damage

Reta snarls and strikes again.

dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 101d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta slices again.

dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 91d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta turns back around and slashes at Vorka

dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 211d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta doesn't like the tongue wrapped around her waist and slashes at the toad to let her go.

dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 151d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins! Discussion
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

My touch is 14. Easily moved.
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta moves into the room and gets in the face of Vorka. "Time to die"

Double move
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

How did the dog dodge a nat 20? I know I probably did not confirm the crit, but it still should have it, unless I'm dealing with a miss chance we are not aware of

Reta attempts to stab the dog again.

attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 181d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta moves into the small cabin and attempt to stab the dog.

dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 241d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
critical hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 101d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

"how disappointing. All we get to kill is doggos and horses and spiders. Where the longshanks." Reta says walking in scratching her noggin.
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta swipes at the dog with the slicer

attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 241d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
confirm crit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 181d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta steps over the dead doggo and climbs the ladder to help Poog with the second mutt.

Double move
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta strikes at the dog between her and chuffy.

attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 91d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta moves in and attacks the dog

slice: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 51d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins! Discussion
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Just a heads up. I am a public safety dispatcher in the US. If I go silent this weekend, it is due to the demonstrations in my area and it can get very busy. I will post when I can.
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

"Mog chuck a bomb at the dog. It cant do anything to us tied to that chain." Reta says poking the alchemist with her dogslicer.
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta moves up behind Mogmurch. "Did you find doggo? I hate doggos"
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta curses as the wasps sting her.

fortitude: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

mmmm. Smells delicious. Make sure we cut him up and bring him home to chief. He be happy I bring him food. Reta says as the horse lays dead.

Looking over the mudball, Reta easily climbs up. Take 10 for 11
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta smiles and then belches a streak of flames at Stomp.

fire breath: 4d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 5, 5) = 18 DC 13 reflex for half
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta will pull out and then drink her Dragon Brew Gourd.
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta moves forward, keeping her dogslicer at the ready.
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta just kicks it for good measure.
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta growls and takes another swing at the spider.

Flank
dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 2 = 81d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Can not see the map. Still on view only as well.

Reta will move forward drawing her dogslicer as she goes. "Let gobo go."

Once adjacent to the spider, she will attack.

dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 81d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta walks through the marsh on guard.

perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta acts as if she is vomiting in response to the wink. She does join the others eventually int he merriment after shoving her down the front of dress for "safe" keeping.
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta climbs on top of squealy nord and gives a nod.

ride #1: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24
ride #2: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (15) + 11 = 26
ride #3: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (15) + 11 = 26

Reta screams in excitement as she goes round and round the pit. She digs her heels into the flanks of the pig as he tries the best to buck her off.

She stays on until the signal horn is blown giving her the sign that she has won. Reta jumps off and runs to safety. "Ha. Beat you big pig. Reta da best."
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta will try to dance with Squaely Nord
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins! Discussion
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Yes. I can get to them.
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

"No worry big Chief. Reta will lead dis group and bring back fireworks" Reta says puffing up her chest and nodding with enthusiasm.
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta straitens out her torn dress as she prepares for the big dinner. bout to show these other gobos whats what
GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins! Discussion
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.
philipjcormier wrote:


Is this to be added as a new character or applied to a current one?

This is a level 1-2 module and can be assigned to any character within that level range.

GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins! Discussion
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Already have Reta saved as one of my aliases, so I can play her.

Player Name: Zach D (ZD)
Character Name: TBD
Society Number: 133462-8
Fast/Slow Track: Fast
Day Job roll: N/A
[PFS] Your B4 Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

boon: 1d20 ⇒ 10

No boon. Oh well.
[PFS] Your B4 Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

"Thanks butt breath" She says half-jokingly. "Did we burn down barn?"
[PFS] Your B4 Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

No...I think that may be the original we be goblins or part 2....I am not sure right off hand. I know my skinwalker has one.
[PFS] Your B4 Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

There is a goblin Squeally Nord boon, but it is more of a flavor boon.
[PFS] Your B4 Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Trying not to die

stabilization: 1d20 + 1 - 3 ⇒ (18) + 1 - 3 = 16
[PFS] Your B4 Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Player name: Zach D
Character name: Ryka
PFS number: 133462-2
Faction: Silver Crusade
Progression speed (normal / slow): Normal
Day job (roll): N/A
[PFS] Your B4 Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta takes another swing at red.

attack+flank: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 + 2 = 21
slash: 1d4 ⇒ 4
[PFS] Your B4 Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta maneuvers around, five foot step, and takes a swing at red.

dog slicer: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 31d4 ⇒ 1
[PFS] Your B4 Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

The goblin warrior races forward and attacks the woman. "Stoopid longshanks I takes your hat."

charging attack: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 + 2 = 241d4 ⇒ 4
confirm: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 + 2 = 161d4 ⇒ 3
[PFS] Your B4 Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta grabs her toad from out of her belt and holds it over the dead grabby cat. "I gives you Spotol. Luckiest toad of all. Hahahaha" She screams in victory.
[PFS] Your B4 Goblins!
Female NE Goblin Fighter 1 | HP 13/13 | AC 16 T 14 FF 13 | CMB +1, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +3, W: +1 | Init: +3 | Perc: +9, SM: +1 | Speed 30ft | Active conditions: None.

Reta enters the room, attempting to slip past red.

acrobatics vs Red CMD +5: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22 if it fails then I get stuck and do not move at all.

She then attacks the grabby cat.
attack, dogslicer: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 + 2 = 241d4 ⇒ 1 if successful, will use my badge to increase damage by 1d6 ⇒ 4
confirm: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 + 2 = 231d4 ⇒ 4
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