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*inspects hammer*

Can I use it to make another owlbear. Fluffles here is getting lonely.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I just remembered a phrase that was used when I first started frequenting this thread. YOU GET BACK HERE AND #$%^ THIS OWL! and I'm laughing to tears from remembering it...

Well, I needed my owlbear. And he's so cute.

*tickles owlbear*


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*looks up from baby owlbear*

I don't know, but I approve.

*tries to teach baby owlbear how to twerk*


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*looks up from playing with adolescent owlbear*

Huh.

*goes back to playing with adolescent owlbear*


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Scintillae wrote:
Just think of all the bad puns it will learn.

There are no bad puns on FaWtL. It may develop a brief obsession with owlbears, however.


*looks up from playing with baby owlbear (is it still a baby? how long does it take owlbears to mature?)*

I feel a disturbance in the Force. It kinda tickles.

I like it.


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*keeps playing with owlbearlet*


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Just a Mort wrote:
I picked up my friends hamster and it bit me. I shudder to think what would happen if I tried to touch a pet ferret.

Man, if only Kileanna and her owl were here, we could borrow the hamster and try to create a Porg for the owlbearlet to play with.

*continues trying to teach the owlbearlet to tell jokes*


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Un-Bear-able Puns wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
I wonder what everyone's gonna say when they wake up and find the conversation between us both and different types of felines ^^
Trust me, there have been much stranger conversations for people to wake up to here. Some of the ones between Punniculus and Kileanna, for example.
Yeah some of those where a real hoot. >.>

You are referring, of course, to the ones about owlbears, yes?

*goes back to playing with the baby owlbear*


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Keep thinking, psycho clown. Nothing is better than an owlbear. And mine is the cutesiest, wootsiest, widdle, biddy, owlybeary there is! Yes you are! YES YOU ARE!!

*continues playing with baby(?) owlbear*


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Hey Orthos, if you need me to be a villain for FaWtL Fantasy, I'm all for it. Especially if I can have an Owlbear familiar.


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Scintillae wrote:
...Is your kind of game also the kind of game that involves puns at every possible opportunity...

Yes. Yes it is.


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*looks up from playing with baby owlbear*

Huh? Did someone say something?

No. Okay, good.

*continues playing with baby owlbear*


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*teleports in with a hogtied Benedict Cumberbatch*

*leaves Mr. Chunderthighs behind with a sign that reads "Eggs Benedict"*


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Speaking of the owlbear, he/she is extremely cute, cuddly, and affectionate. Also, a little terrifying when hungry. In other words, it's everything I ever hoped for!


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I'm too busy playing with my new owlbear.

Who's a cute little abomination? You are!


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Un-Bear-able Puns wrote:
Whew I'm glad that problem took care of itself not that it wasn't a Hoot! cause it wasn't...

*looks at Un-Bear-able, then at baby owlbear, back to Un-Bear-able*

I don't know. The little one kinda looks like you. Maybe it's the ruff.


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NobodysHome wrote:

So, maybe only Punniculus can answer this:

** spoiler omitted **
I blame Freehold and Limey entirely for this conversation.

Depends on the owl.


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Nina, Kileanna's Familiar wrote:

*Pops out from behind a tree, followed by a tiny owlbear*

*Whatever happened on this time that she was away will always remain a mystery*

*grabs tiny owlbear*

HUZZAH! An owlbear of my very own! Good job, Nina. Here, have a tasty mouse snack.

*holds out a live mouse for the owl*


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And then make sure one of those bears f~@#s an owl.


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Captain Danger Bear wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
Un-Bear-able Puns wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Of course, for a real twist, the tree could piddle on the wolf.
That would be inappropiENT Tree-tment of that poor wolf... Sorry I'll just leaf now.

*casts Charm Animal*

Oh, no. You're not going anywhere until you f**$ an owl.

Captain Danger Bear is always willing, but only if the owl is poisonous.

Sounds good to me. Then I'll have poisonous owlbears.

SOMEONE FIND ME A POISONOUS OWL!!!

And some pants.


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There could be other owls.


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Un-Bear-able Puns wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Of course, for a real twist, the tree could piddle on the wolf.
That would be inappropiENT Tree-tment of that poor wolf... Sorry I'll just leaf now.

*casts Charm Animal*

Oh, no. You're not going anywhere until you f&!~ an owl.


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Hmm, a stuttering rabbit. I wonder what would result if it f%+$ed a bear? Or an owl? It ought to be less hesitant to attempt to mate, after all there must be a reason for the phrase "banging like bunnies".


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*pushes Vidmaster7 into the well*

No.


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*digs a hole, fills it with water*

There's your well. Now what.


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Very concerned Vidmaster7 wrote:

*debates with himself if he should try to explain biology to a trickster god*

Probably not

*walks away*

Don't try to confuse me with your science. I know that with magic all things are possible.

*tapes a torch to a fox*

See. I just created FireFox. Go forth and browse the internet.


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Three! Three bears! One owl! WHY AM I NOT UP TO MY ARMPITS IN OWLBEARS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


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Dundack, the old-timey avian wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
Two new bears?! Where's an owl when I need one?

*looks at bears, looks at Pun-god, shakes head emphatically.*

Ooohhh no.
I'm too old for stuff like this ya whipper-snapper.

Come on. A little trans-species nookie never hurt anyone.

I'm guessing.


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Two new bears?! Where's an owl when I need one?


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It's lonely around here without my followers. I don't even have an owlbear to cuddle with.

Maybe being nekkid will help me find some company.


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For what it's worth, I could use a follower to dress like this.


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I haven't seen any bears or owls around recently. Hopefully that means there is a plethora of interspecies nookie happening somewhere, which will soon result in me acquiring my desired owlbears. Fingers, and other things, crossed.


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Tasha the half-kender wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
Tasha the half-kender wrote:
Punniculus wrote:

*looks around for strange eggs*

Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.

On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.

Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!

Here and ready!

I have stolen...borrowed GoatToucher's mighty medicines and I am ready to do whatever I have to do!
Excellent! Find an owl and a bear, I don't much care which ones, and use said medicinals to get them busy getting busy. Maybe you can use your bardic abilities to set the mood? You know what, I'll leave the specifics up to you. I don't really need the details.

I cannot use my CLERIC performance for that... I am not Barry White...

But I'll device something clever.

I leave this in your hands. Metaphorically. I don't expect you to actually handle...things. Unless you're into that. Then, once again, I don't need details.


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Tasha the half-kender wrote:
Punniculus wrote:

*looks around for strange eggs*

Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.

On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.

Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!

Here and ready!

I have stolen...borrowed GoatToucher's mighty medicines and I am ready to do whatever I have to do!

Excellent! Find an owl and a bear, I don't much care which ones, and use said medicinals to get them busy getting busy. Maybe you can use your bardic abilities to set the mood? You know what, I'll leave the specifics up to you. I don't really need the details.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Turns out worshiping a trickster god has its ups and downs. (and ins and outs?)

Ins and outs are what I'm hoping for. Possibly some ups and downs if the owl and the bear decide to try cowgirl style.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
But do you have any grapes?

*beans Vidmaster7 in the head with a Red Delicious*

No, but how do you like them apples?

*follows up with a Granny Smith*


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*looks around for strange eggs*

Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.

On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.

Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!


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Wei Ji the Learner wrote:
Punniculus wrote:


Build, scmuild. Wear what you want. Or go for Professor Port. Or if you want to go bear-like, we can probably set you up with an Ursa costume.

Although, if you have your heart set on bear, that's fine too. After all, I'm still trying to breed some owlbears. Maybe you'll be more willing than the last one.

OOoh. An Ursa outfit would look freakin' awesome! SOLD!*

It's large enough that we may be able to rig up some kind of AC in it. Then again, we have magic. We can enchant it with Endure Elements and keep you comfy.


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Wei Ji the Learner wrote:
Punniculus wrote:

I'm also looking for someone to wear this.

Honestly, I'd love to just form a group that's made of lovelies dressed as characters from RWBY.

I'd love to dress as Qrow, but I sadly lack the build for it... he's all wiry an' stuff, and I'm anything but.

Jean's outfit looks like way too much work, and my hair doesn't take dye.

Hmmm.

Would wearing a bear costume work?

Build, scmuild. Wear what you want. Or go for Professor Port. Or if you want to go bear-like, we can probably set you up with an Ursa costume.

Although, if you have your heart set on bear, that's fine too. After all, I'm still trying to breed some owlbears. Maybe you'll be more willing than the last one.


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TOZ wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
Honestly, I'd love to just form a group that's made of lovelies dressed as characters from RWBY.
Dibs on Adam.

Noted.


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I'm also looking for someone to wear this.

Honestly, I'd love to just form a group that's made of lovelies dressed as characters from RWBY.


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I don't suppose there's someone out there just waiting to be one of my minions and is interested in wearing this oufit, is there?


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Un-Bear-able Puns wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.

He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.

The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded".

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven.

The funeral was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.

*Takes off Pun hat* This belongs to you now. * Plodes off on all fours*

*grabs hat*

I'll take that. Now, have you knocked up an owl yet? I'm still waiting for some owlbears.


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*looks at one remaining owl*

Looks like your the lucky one. Now we just need to find that bear. Hang on, let me try something.

*focuses on god powers*

*30-pack of Natty Light appears in puff of smoke*

DAMMIT!! I WANTED 'BEAR' NOT 'BEER'! And that's a pathetic excuse for a beer too. I think my being a god of jokes has backfired on me this time. Oh, well. Makes the most of s~%*ty situation, I guess.

*opens a 'beer', hands it to the owl*

Drink up. Maybe then you'll be more willing to participate in some interspecies boning.


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Maybe we need to throw a bit of beard into the mix.

*eyes Vidmaster7's facial locks*

Then we might luck out and get bearded owlbears.


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*kills future Punniculus*

Don't listen to him. Mate, my precious little ones. Mate for all you're worth!

Although, just in case, I want you all to be thinking "Owlbear, not bearowl" while you're doing it. Thanks.


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*appears in puff of smoke, looking slightly different*

WAIT!! Don't let them mate! I'm from the future, and something goes terribly wrong. We don't get pun-telling owlbears. We get humorless bearowls! It's horrible!


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Kileanna wrote:

Nina... If they are trying to mate that owl with a male bear she is probably female...

*Nina raises a feathered eyebrow like saying "really?"*

Oh... Nevermind. Beware of the bear.

Now, to be fair, I'm not exactly sure what the gender of the bear is. I never checked.


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Now, get busy getting "busy" and make me an alias.

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