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my stats are triple digits, I have every feat and monstrous special ability and defense. guess?


If you want the real fun fun just call in the pun pun.
I know all the ways to make the villagers run run while I hang out in the sun sun.
Oh did you think I was done done? Naw I got skills by the ton ton.
I just leave them all stun stun, when I hit them with that sweet sweet hun hun.


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I'll try... no promises.


*groggy* Huh what who am I murdering?


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Vidmaster7 wrote:

Oh I agree on that. If I want a more story focused and sometimes I do I like to hit up White wolf books. It's just easier to run D&D pf etc. tho. You just pop open the beastiary and you can fill 6 hours with a few encounters and traps if need be.

I do think it is silly for players to try and build to beat the DM tho. Like I as the DM can always win. I will just throw a beholder headed tarrasque and each of the beholders eyes are demi-liches. Like I will win. If I really want to stomp you I'll just throw 3 clones of yourself at you. You can not win that arm's race.

*cough cough*


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.. I wouldn't mind being re-rolled as an imperial kobold...


Grr.


*groggy* Huh what? who?


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*sigh* Me.


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graystone wrote:
Definitely NOT a certain Kobold wrote:
Gorbacz wrote:
Oooh the riots that will start if Kitsune are uncommon.
If Kobolds end up uncommon you will see riots unlike any you have seen before!

But will anyone notice? They have to look down to see the riot and even if they do, they'll just assume it's those darn goblins... Ever since those goblins got common status all it is is 'riot this' or 'riot that'...

Definitely NOT a certain Kobold wrote:
Should we maybe steal all their silver and candles then maybe?
The correct reply to this is "You no take candles!". Any REAL kobold would know that... Are you sure you're not a funny looking goblin?

But could a Goblin become a all powerful being? I mean probably could follow the same formula as me but a Kobold is known for it so HA!


*Zzzzzz*


It'a all about that food chain yo.


>.> Stop telling people that!


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It was actually the whole universe. Don't worry I willed it back into being.


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Meh the star stone test isn't THAT hard.


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graystone wrote:
Pun-Pun wrote:
graystone wrote:
Definitely NOT a certain Kobold wrote:
WELL! We are still cuter!
You're not really setting the bar very high there...
I have a practically infinite str score I'll set the bar wherever I WANT!
As low as that bar is, you'd better be able to breathe underwater too... [or learn to dig]

I think we both already know I can do both those things very well o_O


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graystone wrote:
Definitely NOT a certain Kobold wrote:
WELL! We are still cuter!
You're not really setting the bar very high there...

I have a practically infinite str score I'll set the bar wherever I WANT!


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Yes... who?


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Hey I'm pretty iconic! *grumble*


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From the dumb little goblinoids biting each others legs to the all powerful Kobold semi-deity like myself?


Vidmaster7 wrote:
You just have to beat them in a challenge... I went with D&D and made pun pun...

Your welcome.


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Charming fellow.


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Freehold DM wrote:

Hey guys, quick question.

Whom among you would fight a saber tooth tiger wearing a robotic exoskeleton for me?

Said saber tooth tiger may have had up to 5 energy drinks.

Asking for a friend.

MEh I mean I guess its not the craziest amount of templates that have been thrown at me.


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I mean sure the perks are nice, but what about the me time?


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Having followers seems like so much work. You have to make appearances and occasionally grant them spells. I'm to lazy for that.


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I always suspected Quibble was a god.

He was probably one of those cases where they tell you to think of the face of your destroyer and you refused to think of anything until someone had a horrible idea by accident. I like to call it the Stantz phenomenon.


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Cayden counts. even if he is new divine power.


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Yeah some things got pretty cheesey back then...


But have you ever tried Slaad legs? delicious. Also 50% chance they impregnate you.


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Phenomenal Cosmic Power Gamer wrote:
Meh. I could take 'em.

You might be a good fight.


My rely preempted your post. interesting.


I means sure at first but once you have ascended past them its hard to revere them.


I've never had stone dragon before. I bet its crunchy. I like crunchy.


Eh I'll be fine.


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Urge to destroy rising...


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I can beat a god in a fist fight do I count?


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IF that's the case I'm a first turn alpha deck. with all the moxs and lotuses they can handle.


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I mean whether or not a DM allows it it is allowed in the rules to put your 12 points of skills into linguistics and suddenly know 12 more languages. That's not even the most egregious of examples.


Speak for your own Kobolds!


Don't forget about godbolds!


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AM BARBARIAN wrote:
PossibleCabbage wrote:

Does anybody else think the anathema furor is a little strange given that we haven't seen the exact text of a single anathema, nor the full rules for them?

Like people are getting annoyed that Barbarians have "things you shouldn't do" baked in? I don't get it.

BARBARIAN AM THINKING AM MIGHTYWEIRD.

FOR EXAMPLING, BARBARIAN ANATHEMA AM EXISTING FOR FOREVER: BARBARIAN NOT WEAR SHIRT, EVER. AM NEVER NEED FOR SHIRT. THIS AM NOT NEW FEATURE.

But were still good with pants right?


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William Werminster wrote:

Nobody likes barbarians!

*starts running like there's no tomorrow*

Mmm someone forgot about fast movement... good luck getting away.


AM might be moving to relic of the past territory like myself. I prefer to think of it more of powerful artifact that is no longer in use!


Death? wrote:

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Hi! good to see you again!


Chryssalid wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
*Slowly backs away from thread*
~pops out to attack Vidmaster7~

I'm his body guard... please move along.

(ok more like I owe him some money I got to feed that gambling addiction somehow. )


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Wei Ji the Learner wrote:
thflame wrote:


The only issue here is when the GM and the player disagree about what would constitute an anathema. This should be settled the same way any other rules disagreement is.
Mortal KOMBAT!! ??

It works for me. I haven't been wrong in like 400 years.


What AM Barb hasn't showed up yet?


Huh what? Oh elfs ok nevermind...


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
If tacticslion = 4 1/2 tacticslions then that tacticlion= 4 1/2 tacticslions which then = etc. etc. I think you've just given T-lion infinite power.

I've ran the math boss. hes right. infinite power.


Ha that is fun a Murder is what I refer to any group (or singular) creature that annoys me to much.

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