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quibblemuch wrote:

How you feeling, Cal?

Not the greatest, to be honest. I'm still dealing with muscle weakness and fatigue, but my doctor thinks he knows why. I see him on Tuesday to discuss it more. I've been on a statin for cholesterol since 2018 (after my heart attack) and I only just last week learned that statins can cause a condition that begins to cause muscles to lose tension and mass from the center of the body outward, resulting in loss of balance, fatigue, pain, and a walk resembling that of tv's Fred Sanford. I've been taken off the statin and we go from here.

My depression has been in pretty bad shape since the 2024 election but the sudden intrusion by a nuclear powered, always happy dog has helped that a lot, though some days are worse. Still wondering if there's a regicide prevention hotline number somewhere...

Calleth 1-800-CROMWELL, and kicke them nasty thoughts.

Hold on... prevention

History wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Oh, great, it is Roundheads vs Cavaliers all over again!

Hey, look, I'm doing my best! You try coming up with something new after five thousand years!

Go easy on him, young man, he’s not seen as winters as us. Mind you, I have probably seen too many!

Old enow to don ye buff coat of Scripture, pick up ye Backsword of Holiness, and strike a mighty Blow againft ye Wicked Legions of ye Popifh Antichrift for ye Good Old Cause.

And I say unto thee, thine long eares are but ye Marke of ye Divil and an stynkyge Idol. How loathsome thou art, capering like a damned impe and wallowing in thy fleshly lustes, as thou gazeth upon ye corn on ye cobbe with a lecherous gleame in thine sin-clouded eyes!

Ye Feast of Gratitude and Discounted Electrical Appliances be upon us. Brethren, 'tis time to glut our fleshly appetites!

Obadiah, not like that

Jabez - oil-flame that gobble-crake! Nehemiah - crush squash into crust and spice it! Hepzibah - scrape the yellow nodules from the grain-fingers before steaming! That-I-Must-Repent-Lest-I-Not-Be-Number'd-Amongst-The-Elect Robinson (jr.) - RELEASE THE YAMS!!!

Happy Thanksgiving, USians :)

The waltz was immoral enough, and surely God would have smiteded the world most thoroughly if anything naughtier had come along, but noooo....

The next poster would like to share their tips for getting away with illegal dancing.

TOZ wrote:

Street preachers on the Vegas strip are obnoxious. I just wanted lunch, not a hellfire sandwich with a side of brimstone fries.

I dunno -- the topless ones are kind of "different"...

LOOK UPON MY NIPS, YE NAUGHTIES, AND REPENT!

I swear, "Family Game Night" with teenagers sure has changed...

"I don't remember Gloom being so sexual and inappropriate the last time we played it..."

Hilarious game, but Puritans would have beaten us to death had they been listening...

Preparest thou the Number Nine Gatling-Spank, Jebediah. 'Twill be a busy night!