Ye Feast of Gratitude and Discounted Electrical Appliances be upon us. Brethren, 'tis time to glut our fleshly appetites!
Obadiah, not like that
Jabez - oil-flame that gobble-crake! Nehemiah - crush squash into crust and spice it! Hepzibah - scrape the yellow nodules from the grain-fingers before steaming! That-I-Must-Repent-Lest-I-Not-Be-Number'd-Amongst-The-Elect Robinson (jr.) - RELEASE THE YAMS!!!