Poog double moves toward the blue horse while drawing his short sword. "For Zarongeeeeel!"
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"Muahahaha! Poog killed the dogses!"
Dear GM and fellow players, I am unable to post today and will not have internet access for several days. I will be back in the weekend! :)
Poog has the most brilliant idea ever, and he's convinced he should certainly execute it. While his fellow goblins do some sneaky-sneaky Poog draws his wand of fireball and shoots a small red bead into the humans' campfire. The bead explodes, covering nearly the entire camp in an inferno of fire.
"Bwahahahaha!"
Poog uses speak with animals and asks Squealy Nord "What?"
"Bwahaha! Poog kill hose, he did!" Ecstatic about finally burning a dog while aiming for a horse, Poog now aims for the ogre.
He almost shoots Rotmouth while yelling "What you say?! Poog no hear you!"
Poog decides to vent his frustration on a horse instead, and actually manages to hit it. "Hahaha! Poog now win!"
"Dogsies must die! Poog no can aim with fire cracker!" Poog aims his star candle at the nearest dog target and shoots.
The candle's flaming ember doesn't even come near Poog's target. "See?! You just be mockering Poog! Give Poog trial he best in!"
"Ha! Poog make all doggies die!" Poog declares, happy for the opportunity to vent his frustration. He grabs a javelin and throws it at the nearest dog.
Poog's dog doesn't want to listen, and it runs straight into the brambles "Argh! Poog make dog die after race!"
Poog has no trouble guiding his mount this time. He pulls out his short sword and aims for the squash...
...which he barely manages to hit. "Haha! Poog awesomest squash hittert!"
Poog makes it, but barely. "Mogmurch, Reta, shut up! Poog bestest rider evah! EVAH!!"
"Ack! Almost fall off!"
"Not again! No no no!"
"Aaaaaahhh!!!"
"Next time you do good, stupid dog!"
"Of course we make it! Not like I thinked we not make it!"
"Poog win! Poog done riding before, on Squealy Nord!!"
"Poog no need axe for making neck go away!" Poog declares in his proudest voice. "Poog use fire, make all body go away!"
I'd like to start part 3 whenever everyone else is just as ready for it as I am now! :)
Poog starts his victory dance. "Yes we did it, whoo!"
"Ahhh! You let go me!" Poog yells at the owlbear, then sends another sound burst at the animal.
Just quickly create the alias...? All that matters is that there's an alias to give the credit to. It doesn't have to have a profile yet. Even the name of the alias can be changed, as long as you don't make 10 or more posts with it.
Poog aims his other wand at the owlbear and sends a sound burst at the animal. "Haha!"
Poog uses the last charge from the wand of fireball at the owlbear. "KABOOOOOOM!!!"
Looking forward to part 3 (for which I'll be able to receive credit)! :P
Poog points one of his wand at the birds and hits both with a sound burst. "Bwahahaha!"
"Let's crunch the birdies!" Poog announces enthusiastically.
Dear people, the end of the semester's approaching and I want to focus fully on the assignments I still have to complete. Therefor I won't be making any posts on this forum till Friday. I look forward to continuing our adventure then! Please bot me in my absence.
Poog moves a bit closer to the ferret and sends a sound burst at it. "Boom! Bwahaha!"
Poog aims one of his wands at the dog and creates a sound burst that hits just the animal.
Poog moves up closer while Dogfinder hops onto his head. He draws his wand of sound burst when he comes to a stop, now holding a wand in each hand and one in his mouth. "Poog handle three wands easy!" he proudly declares.
Poog puts the wand of cure light wounds back in his mouth, letting it stick out like some oversized cigar. He then takes his sweet time walking up to Reta, while his pet toad "Dogfinder" hops into his arms. "Doggie die," Poog says casually, meanwhile patting Dogfinder like a proper mafia boss.
Poog puts the wand in his mouth and says, "It strawberry flavor."
He then tries to actually figure out what the wand does. "Poog hear dogs! Poog hate dogs! Poog say we burn dogs now!"
"We do?" Poog asks, not even remembering the actual reason why the goblins even went to the farm. Poog shrugs and concludes the topic with, "Poog like burn ogres."
"Now we watch farm burn more? Or we make other things burn too?"
"Poog hurt them most!" Poog announces proudly. "Poog even bake them with fire in fighting!"
I've been rather busy the past two days, but I'll be able to post again tomorrow! :)
"Poof confuse by name Guffy and Chuffy!" the cleric yells with a whining voice. "Now you no go hit Poog no more! Else Poog burn whole world!"
Poog moves a little bit back toward the ogres. "Fireball!" Poog yells as he dumps one in between Pa and Chuffy, burning whatever part of them isn't in the water.
Mogmurch continues his wicked laughing and yanks anotehr bead off his necklace. "Mogmurch makes more fire! More fireeee!" He points his finger at the big ogre again, and another ball of searing flame shoots forth.
Mogmurch then gets behind Chuffy, who's ready to attack the advancing ogre.
Poog points his wand at the big ogre, yells, "Fireball!" and starts dancing like a nutshell.
He then figures he should get the hell away from the big ogre and moves 30 feet to the south.
Poog moves up north and draws his wand of fireball. "Fire! Fire! FIREEEE!"
Poog's in favor of watching the big bonfire and waiting for someone to run outside while screaming and on fire. He expresses this by watching the burning farm with the most sadistic big smile imaginable.
Mogmurch, Chuffy, Reta, you still here? I sent GM Baerlie a PM after I read, in another thread, that she didn't get updates from some of the games she's running. I hope she responds soon.
Poog moves out of the ship, and takes a couple of steps toward the farm. A flame appears in Poog's open hand and he launches it at the farm.
"I have much fires left. Want me make farm go bye-bye?"
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