Helen B. Narbon's page

I love it! Nothing could go wrong!

Ooh, I've never worked with time before...

How did you get out of your vat? gets the broom

They sent one of the teenagers out to get carts.

He hasn't returned.

We just released the specimen back into his native environment.

With some...modifications. The screams are all part of the experiment, no need for alarm.

Science!

We have +2 longswords.

Death? Bah. You'll be fiiiiine.

Prepare the table, minion. We've got another one.

Adamantine Dragon wrote:

Life cycle of an internet messageboard thread.

1. OP has a question or observation that is provided to the general community in a genuine attempt to provide a public service.
2. Responder attempts to provide an honest and useful reply.
3. OP indicates appreciation of response, but clarifies a misunderstanding.
4. Hyper-sensitive person jumps on some trivial semantic, ideological or rules issue in knee-jerk attempt to advance a personal agenda.
5. OP and/or first responder attempts to mollify hypersensitive person with further clarification.
6. A dozen lurkers "like" the hyper-sensitive person's off-topic rant.
7. Reasonable person attempts to intervene explaining how the hyper-sensitive person over-reacted to an innocent mistake.
8. Hyper-sensitive person and three like-minded allies gang-tackle reasonable person, calling into question their intelligence, moral clarity and upbringing.
9. Someone makes a comment about popcorn.
10. OP and/or other interested parties try one more time to restore the thread to the original purpose.
11. Ranters on both sides unload on OP and/or other interested parties to point out how completely unaware they are of the critical importance of whatever agenda item they are promoting.
12. Lurkers begin commenting about the thread going off the rails.
13. Ranters on both sides begin making personal attacks.
14. Moderators warn everyone to "play nice"
15. Innocent bystanders express indignation about being lumped in with the ranters.
16. Ranters are now lined up on both sides firing semantic nuclear bombs at each other.
17. Someone makes a statement that gives the other side their chance to claim racism, sexism, bigotry or some other "scarlet letter" level of moral turpitude.
18. Mods finally lock the thread.

So it is just a bunch of bots posting back and fourth......

Oh, and for Science!

And what's wrong with Science?

Post! Post for science!

Science, you say...

Oladon wrote:

Siri Lightfoot wrote:

Darktower Zhaorae wrote:

Lìadan Moriarty wrote:

Darktower Ashlea wrote:

Darktower Zhaorae wrote:

DSXMachina wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

BluePigeon wrote:

I need positive waves.., now!

::sends positive waves::

::More Positive Waves::

*positive energy*

Dunno what's up but hope things turn better quick for ya BP.

Darnit, the pally beat me. Then again, she's the nice one.

Just tell me what to blow up.

Paladins are supposed to be nice!

Calling me "the nice one" is just a measure of how much worse she is. At least I bother threatening the evildoer and offering the chance to stand down before the flail comes out; Ash just lays on with the fire.

You. You, I like. Not sayin' no to the fire, neither.

How many nested quotes can we do before they run out of gradient shades?

You have piqued my curiosity.

For Science!

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Perhaps the new generation isn't without hope after all.

Hello, there! Would you mind discussing a few business opportunities with me?

Helen B. Narbon wrote:

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Helen B. Narbon wrote:

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

It must suck to be a paladin having to renew your celestial mount license.

They go to the Celestial DMV, which is like a regular DMV, only the celestials are surlier and there's more paperwork.

But there are appetizers.

We're almost out of those. We need to get another fish.

Oh, I can make you a very interesting fish! I've been looking for something new to work on since I ran out of gerbils...

You look familiar. Did you contract out from Demogorgon And Dagon LLC about... oh... twenty-six earth-years ago for a project involving acid rain, mutant aardvarks, and a few thousand stone of animated tapioca?

That may have been a relative; we're known for the strong family resemblance. But I can check with my attorney if you'll give me some time to set up the lightning rods and dig him up.

Do take your time, yeeesssss. May I watch?

Well, the lab's not exactly OSHA compliant, and we did just lose another henchman to a cloning incident, so sure, why the heck not!

Helen B. Narbon wrote:

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

It must suck to be a paladin having to renew your celestial mount license.

They go to the Celestial DMV, which is like a regular DMV, only the celestials are surlier and there's more paperwork.

But there are appetizers.

We're almost out of those. We need to get another fish.

Oh, I can make you a very interesting fish! I've been looking for something new to work on since I ran out of gerbils...

You look familiar. Did you contract out from Demogorgon And Dagon LLC about... oh... twenty-six earth-years ago for a project involving acid rain, mutant aardvarks, and a few thousand stone of animated tapioca?

That may have been a relative; we're known for the strong family resemblance. But I can check with my attorney if you'll give me some time to set up the lightning rods and dig him up.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Celestial Follower wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

It must suck to be a paladin having to renew your celestial mount license.

They go to the Celestial DMV, which is like a regular DMV, only the celestials are surlier and there's more paperwork.

But there are appetizers.

We're almost out of those. We need to get another fish.

Oh, I can make you a very interesting fish! I've been looking for something new to work on since I ran out of gerbils...