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Skeleton... I dunno if I WANT that, per se, but it's the only one that seems likely.

*sighs*

I have no idea about all those floaty types. And psychic? I have frequent headaches. Is that me being psychic?

I'm sure we can find enough preservative somewhere to keep at least a modicum of fleshly composition about you . . . .

EDIT: . . . 'cause SPAM exists. We have proof-of-concept, at least.

1) If we're talking 3.5/Pathfinder heinousness, lich over vampire. If we're talking as-you-like-it, vampire over all the rest. I'm a fair(pasty)-skinned night owl to begin with, so adding some dark allure, cool powers, and a diet of blood (non-lethal, hopefully) isn't too bad a thing. Decadent lifestyle, and all that.

2) No clue at all. With a roll of the dice, we're gonna go with allip. I'm already crazy and mutter a lot, so I wouldn't notice the difference, at first.

3) Spherecasting. Covers all of it, negating the obligatory conflict.

How is "Attack" a plan? It's the exact opposite of a plan. Leeroyjenkinsbat already qualifies as our "don't have a plan" plan.

What the hell happened to him anyway? He was...interesting.

Sir, I beg to differ, per Tony Stark: "I have a plan. Attack!"

I don't want Attackantelope. He is a sodding bully.

But he's our "bully". Or he would be.

I assure you, I never have a plan to begin with.

I certainly appreciate that. I hear that 'Reactionary' is a good trait to have!

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But "lawyering up" is completely acceptable? I only mentioned it because I'm sure that I'll get on an alter ego rant one of these days and end up needing civil representation . . . .

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We need a Lawyerllama and an Attackantelope. Among others.

So, I'm new then...

And so am I, but not.