My question is for His Imperial Majesty, Emperor Floyd:
Every day when my Burden is making the bed, I try and assist. I prefer the bed made so that I have as wide a selection of areas I can lounge in comfort as I possibly can. But he insists on stating that I'm not helping at all; in fact, I'm actually getting in the way! (The NERVE!)
How do I convince him that I am assisting and am not—as he so eloquently put it—"being a Royal Pain"?
Thank you!
Sincerely,
Pepi, Overlord of Fredericton, Master of All, First of Her Name.