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Thanks Chadius

Paulie is probably going to appologize a lot for how he acted when drunk, and go back to the training yard to try and master his uncle's drunken fist kung-fu stumbling stance kung fu. Also bartend

I've played a fair amount of season 1, but there are a couple more repeatable we could do. I'd like to get Paulie to level 2 so he can archetype Marital Artist

A little bruised and beaten up, Paulie volunteers. "Some kind of flesh . . . monster . . . thing. Real grabby. Didn't give us much of a chance to negotiate, just attacked."

Task: being drunk (lore Alchohol)
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

"Dangit, how does Uncle Vinnie do it again?"
Strike thrice more with flanking.
Attack 1 nonlethal: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
damage if hit: 1d4 + 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + (4) + 4 = 10
Attack 2 nonlethal: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
damage if hit: 1d4 + 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + (2) + 4 = 7
Attack 3 nonlethal: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 4
damage if hit: 1d4 + 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + (3) + 4 = 9

Paulie will double stride (provoking if the creature has AoOs) and punch. Still kind of drunk, he figures punching the monster is a good idea.

Nonleathal Drunken Kung fu!: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
Possible flanking if the creature can be flanked
damage if hit: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
if it can be sneak attacked, also: 1d6 ⇒ 2
That’s my turn

Creature is not showing up on slides for me, just the six players, so I don’t know if I can move up there and attack, or what positions are available.

Still a bit sloshed, but not as much, Paulie piles up. ”Uh, hey, ships aren’t s’posed to have scorch marks or holes right?” he says as he points out the holes and scorch marks in the spoiler.

"Muh Uncle could beat you all up! No offense Olexbu. You very nice man. Hobgoblin. You very nice . . . pathfinder, but muh uncle Once kicked a guy while doing handstand to beat him up."

”Hey! Pummie down! I’ll fight you-oh, oh this feels nice.”

Aw, thanks guys!

At this point Paulie has done the frat boy thing and overindulged in wine and is daring people to fistfight him.

"Did someone jot down all the notes we needed? If so I think we're done here."

"Hey yeah, I'll get around to the other side and we can work towards the middle."

Religion: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
"I mean . . . Again I'm no expert, but assure them that we'll . . . I dunno, write down their stories so that they won't be forgotten? Won't take the stuff that was precious to them in life? Generally be kind and treat them with respect? Pour one out for them? I mean Cadyenites would appreciate that last one."

"Uh, I'm not that knowledgable about ghosts, but shouldn't we like . . . try to appease them? All the books I've read where people antagonize them usually ends . . . poorly."

perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16

Paulie Whispers "Anyone see anything that looks like something we should right down? I'm not exactly a historian."

”Thank you. Well, back into the mines as they say.”

Paulie thanks Rosette then starts heading to the house.

”Maybe remember in the future that Pathfinders look out for each other? So, like, ask others to double check your work before you do something that could kill them. Please?” Paulie says with open, necrotic lesions on his skin.

diplomacy: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

Good point, Rosette is a Druid, I forgot. If Alex goes downstairs then she can do the three action heal for everyone with the scroll. Probably the most efficient way to heal everyone.

I have two of those level 1 healing potions. Minor healing potions I think. I expect the most efficient thing to do would be for the dampir to use the heal scroll, but that might hurt him, I dunno the rules well enough.

Paulie just lies down on an empty space of floor.

”Ow, ow, ow. I feel like that attack hit my everything. Ow ow ow.”

fort save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
crafting check: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
crafting check: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
crafting check: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

Well, Paulie’s going to be dead soon unless he gets some healing

Retroactive turn one second fix ritual
Nature: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15

Retroactive turn two second fix ritual
crafting: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

fort save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
crafting to fix ritual: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

"I have no idea what I'm doing and I can't take another hit like that."

Step up

Nature check: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Really dice bot? Again?
"I have NO IDEA what's going on, I'm WAY out of my depth here!"

"No one's in their offices, I guess we should head upstairs."

Paulie's Nature and crafting skills are both +4
Paulie starts walking down the cooridor. "I mean, I've never been here before, but this looks like where all the important people have offices. I guess this is a good place to look for them."

Paulie will stroll down the corridor, knocking on doors and looking for a looking for a door with the nameplate 'Tavvar Hamavsi.'

”Yeah, Uncle Vinnie said he had some bad times here. Apparently their exhibits like to go wild. We, uh, we should be careful.”
Diplomacy+3

"What? Hey no, not me. I'm just . . . like . . . a guy. Hey, you know your way around magic, think you can de-curse-ify Captain Benarry's Friend here? I'm sure I'd mess it up if I try. I've never dealt with anything like a curse before."

I’ll give it to Paulie. He did a solid job RP’ing his arguments.

Aw, thanks! I nominate Olexbu, for having a good, solid grasp of his character that he seems to role-play consistently. Doesn't break character with a personality that I would find hard to play.

Paulie will let the more arcane minded people in the party take care of the de-stoning. Paulie doesn't trust himself to do it right.

"Listen, but, that's not a statue, that's an actual, living, breathing creature that's been cursed. Now I don't know much about jewelry, but I suspect making jewelry for statues, and jewelry for actual living creatures is different. So, this is kinda outside your wheelhouse, right? Just let this creature go, please? You're not even practicing your trade here."
Crafting +4

I'll leave Ordin for someone else to deal with. I assume someone here has a crafting of +4. I'll Deal with Feila.

Paulie saddles up to Feila and whispers to him.

"Oh, hear that? Seems like that statue is actually a creature. Man if the city guards found out that people were keeping a sentient creature here aginst its will . . . well they might start PATROLLING here more. Sounds like a problem for someone who wants certain activities to be . . . unnoticed . . ."
Thievery: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
UGH. Terrible. I'll use my hero point
Thievery 2, electric boogaloo: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
OMG WTF BBQ DAMN YOU DICE ROLLER!

Paulie will approach Ordin Verdstorm, scratching the back of his head.

"Uh, hey bud . . . I uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but that's a real person-well creature-in there. Not a statue. Been turned to stone by a curse. So . . . I mean, you understand, that's not really in your wheelhouse, is it? So d'ya think we could maybe get in and . . . like . . . heal her? I mean, you make jewelry for statues, and that's not really a statue. Plus like, I mean, like, their life is at stake sooooo. . ."

"You . . . you want me to free slaves? I mean, I guess I can. I learned how to pick locks back before . . . Uncle Vinnie set me straight. Most slave chains have a lock that is like . . ."

Thievery: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

"I mean . . . I'm not a fan of it no. I'm from Varisia, we, well most of us tend to like freedom. Uncle Vinnie never employed slaves at his distillery."

Paulie will vote we either take the scroll of heal or disrupting weapon. I know the scroll of heal won't help our Dhampir, but he can cast it on a front-liner. Any thoughts?

Nature: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Wow, the street rat rogue apparantly knows his nature?
"Yeah, Vinnie is doing fine running his distillery in the stolen lands these days. Found a new way of growing his grain for alchohol. It's all in the fertilizer, see . . ."

”Oh rocks! I know a bit about them. Did you know that pumice, if properly prepared, can be used to distill vodka? Oh, uh, thanks for the tea.”

Paulie sips the tea and tried to be polite, but it is obvious he dosn’t like it very much.

Nature: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

He is, however, very learned on nature as it applies to uses for brewing booze.

As she finishes up her request Paulie looks apprehensively at the others. ”I mean, I’m no diplomat, and we already have another assignment, but I guess we could swing by on the way back.”

"I mean, the party might be over by the time we get back. Let's . . . make sure we've, uh, what did Jinera say? Let's make sure we've rubbed all the elbows we need to."

Paulie, completely out of his depth when it comes to most things magical, goes and gets Janeria to see if she can make sense of what Zarta is talking about.

Paulie probably hasn’t heard Zarta as he is over speaking to the envoy’s alliance crew. Do I need to roll anything to get that lot to talk to me, or was my story good enough?

”Why am I here? Oh, uh, my uncle I guess. He’s not really my Uncle I just call him that. My aunt-by-marriage’s brother. His name is Vinnie. Vincent Goldhirch; was a pathfinder for a while, he kinda took me in when my life was headin’ downhill. Trained me for a bit and told me the Pathfinders were a great way to turn my life around. So I got here and have been doing what I can, trying to follow in his footsteps. I have to say it’s a lot better than picking pockets on the street. Haven’t, uh, haven’t done that in years though.”

Vinnie Goldhirch was my 1st edition Drunken Master Monk from Varisia. Emphasis on the drunken. He reached around level 7 or 8, so, decently high level, I would not be opposed to others knowing of him. He has ‘retired’ as of second edition.

Paulie will go up to the dark-skinned half-elf and with the new agents.

Ruffling the hair on the back of his head, he says ”Hi, uh, sorry to disturb you. This is all rather new to me. . . I guess I’m in over my head. Never was good at formal social stuff. You seem to know what to do with new recruits, any idea where I should be going?”

”Huh, I hadn’t heard of any of these guys. The undead? Can’t imagine the phasasmins are happy with that. Oh, is that an open bar?”

Paulie has society at +4
"Hmmm? Oh, yes, graduation! Yes, wouldn't want to miss that. Can't say as to being ready to 'rub elbows' with anyone important, but . . . maybe there'll be booze there. I should probably drink in moderation though."

"Oh wow, Vampires? I mean, I'd heard stories, but . . .I mean the meanest thing I've ever faced was a . . ." he takes a sidelong glance at the hobgoblin. "A really burly guy from . . . another species."

The Varisian kid ruffles to back of his hair at the Lizardfolk. ”Huh? Oh, uh, my Uncle. Not really my uncle-actually my aunt-by-marriage’s brother. . . Anyway he was a pathfinder and saw m’life was kinda. . . uh. . . headin’ downhill and, uh, well he kinda picked me up and started mentorin’ me. Teachin’ me the basics of pathfinderin’. Really helped me turn m’life around. Still haven’t taken all his lessons to heart but he kinda lost the nerve to teach me after his son died. He was also a pathfinder. Actually, my cousin is too but I haven’t seen him around yet. Anyway, just completed basic training and I guess that means I can go on missions. Last thing I did was file paperwork for some mission in Cassomir.”