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You could always blame the cold......Ummm....by claiming the top of the page you must also get naked. It is a FAWTL rule.You are clearly distorting the truth as you often do .Clearly this man is also a witch. Good thing there's some *snigger* hard wood *snigger* available - we can use it to set a baseline for buoyancy when we throw it and Justin in a lake to see if he floats.Karelzarath was there, as was Sebastian!Am I in the wrong place? If you are cold you just have to ask. Guards! More logs on the witch-fire!
Ummm....by claiming the top of the page you must also get naked. It is a FAWTL rule.You are clearly distorting the truth as you often do .Clearly this man is also a witch. Good thing there's some *snigger* hard wood *snigger* available - we can use it to set a baseline for buoyancy when we throw it and Justin in a lake to see if he floats.Karelzarath was there, as was Sebastian!Am I in the wrong place? Sorry, I'm annexing this page. Besides, you lowly peasants aren't important enough to see my regal splendor.
You are clearly distorting the truth as you often do .Clearly this man is also a witch. Good thing there's some *snigger* hard wood *snigger* available - we can use it to set a baseline for buoyancy when we throw it and Justin in a lake to see if he floats.Karelzarath was there, as was Sebastian!Am I in the wrong place? It is going to be ok Justin, by this time next year the poni boi will be singing the praises 5e. ;) Edit: Also, I am awesome, and this page is mine now!
Like the Phoenix from the ashes I have risen to power again in the Realm of PaizoChat. Come join us while we raid the sacred cookie vault while our Goddess Lilith is away rubbing shoulders with the great and the unwashed masses of GenCon! Benevolent King David Spoiler: 's Evil Twin
You can come over to our place, Peasant. We won't listen to you, but we won't beat you up, either. Unless the Cheshire Cat has too much catnip. But we usually hide it from him. It's a nice place, and has plenty to eat and drink. We have a mouse, beer, and Lilith Cookies. What do you have mice and milk?
If you join as my court wizard I will officially sponsor* your shadow hunt! *Questers sponsered by the king get a button.
I wondered what you thought you were doing... That was the prisoners stretch your hands through the grating and feel the sun day...oh well.
Spoiler: Not so loud! Also, didn't you see my Royal Decree? Starting before you took a 'reward' we implimented the 'awshoot'
After our Recent encounter with the criminals behind the Crimson Crime i have decided to establish a new form of currency the 'awshoot.' The Awshoot is a form of debt each of these will be magically enchanted to prevent loss and destruction. Also at the end of the year each Awshoot will be tallied and howevermany you have is the number of days you will be magically compelled to work for the kingdom. To oversee this new form of trade i have appointed Royal Banker Tensor. Also due to Royal Distractions (Guild Wars!) this new currancy went into effect yesterday, even though it was only announced today.
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That should teach you not to mess with my Kingdom! Secrety finances Crimson Crime
You need to change your title, Don Butterfrog, Paizoian Ambassabor to Mexico. ;-)Damn clerks never get anything right. I had him 100-lashed for his fault, which its fixed now, oh, HS&P Timitus. But Tim is the closest thing we have to a clerk! Who did you lash Don Butterfrog? It better not have been my coat again!
During a short and Glorious Coup i have taken control f a small section of the chat and formed my own realm where my newly founded order of knights may mock each other and tell tales of thier grand adventures for my ammusement. I invite all to come and request a royal title! Or face my dipleasure and join Master Yoda the Diminutive... My Table has already attracted great Knights such as Sir Blazej the Wrong
Sir Cappadocius the Saracen has made himself known to the realm but has yet to choose the side of humor and recieve a proper naming. |
