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19 posts. Alias of Orthos.


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NobodysHome wrote:
EDIT: And they call me Doctor Love...

Doctor Strangelove, maybe. ;)


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lisamarlene wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
Orthos wrote:
The Vagrant Erudite wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:


The South bites.
It did before the virus, and it will after.
Forever and ever, Amen.
Orthos...you didn't have to put that song in my head. You really didn't.
Orthos gets cookies.

nom nom nom nom nom


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Freehold DM wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **
Bad Dint. Bad.

I mean, she is evil, what did you expect?


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BigNorseWolf wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
But...what protects us from us?
The general balance between laziness brilliance and desire to do evil

I'd put up an argument but I can't be bothered.


It's alive! It's alive!!!


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My moneys on the more evil option.


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Pontiff Rysky, of Cult of Cosmo wrote:
DeathQuaker wrote:
2) Sorry, but Dad is right. Milk is a product where if it tastes fine, it is fine. There is no secret evil usually developing within it that is undetectable.
That's what the budding villain wants you to think.

Am henchman, can confirm.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:

Apparently Scint's students are obsessed with finding me, with next to no luck.

I find this strangely amusing.

those brave kids.

Let me provide an instructional video.

and Orthos hunting gear

and Orthos catching devices

My feet aren't THAT big....


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NobodysHome wrote:

Recurring villains are like salt: A small amount can spice up an adventure. An overdose makes it unpalatable. More than that and it's like rubbing salt in wounds.

And FF XIV definitely hits the third tier. In spades.

I'm more of a pepper guy, myself.


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SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Huh. Never would have guessed "General Purposes".
Obviously.

Isn't that Cap's wife?


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Gary Teter wrote:

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ROCK ME ASMODEUS!!!


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It's gonna be gone, man.


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GM Mort wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
Yeah we watched Star Wars the Last Jedi. It was nice if uhh unrealistic at some parts(bad guys spend too much time bragging).
Taking into account the amount of times Nazi leaders bragged around... There is nothing unrealistic about that part...
Really? I didnt know that! I thought ebul villian monologue was just confined to stuff run by GM Mort, because GM Mort watches too much Disney and cannot resist doing an ebul villian monologue before (unsuccessfully) trying to murderhobo the adventurers.

You sly dog! You got me monologuing!


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Dark Lord Scintillatrix wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Lance Bombardier Orthos wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:
I do not have kind views regarding cyclists of the non-motorized variety, as many here know. So I'll refrain from contributing more directly to that conversation. It shan't end well if I did.
LET US DO BATTLE ORTHOS!
Kay.
i could easily see you just pressing the "destroy everything" button while stifling a yawn...
He better not. That is my button, and I will cut him.

I'll respawn like I always do =)


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Captain James T. Yesterday wrote:
Orthos, Recurring Evil Henchman wrote:
Cookies?

Gives them a red shirt.

Shut up and go in that cave! I'm, not, paying you next week, for nothing.

Woo! This'll cover up all the blood!

<enters cave, dies, respawns>

Aww, I lost it with the rest of my loot when I died again.


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Cookies?


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It's alive! It's ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!

I've always wanted to say that.


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And then there's that one antagonist that you beat countless times, yet keeps getting away at the last second... only to show up again down the road, stronger, and yet the process repeats....