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I'd like to point out that Kobold is hands-down the most overpowered race when it comes to racial feats, favored class bonuses, and archetypes (generally). If you can get around the extremely garbage stat distribution and play up their strengths, once you play a kobold, you'll have spoiled yourself.

I'll have to go with Goblins rather than Kobolds. What other race has a built in bomber air force at it's command? Or Mad firebombers? Or a base +8 racial stealth bonus, PLUS a trait giving another +2, and high dex boosts, making them the stealthiest buggers in the game?

This message was payed for by the committee for Goblin perception bonification. Remember our jingle "Love a goblin today, and he wont set you on fire tomorrow"

I am ACTING CAG for the group at the current time. However, WE are looking for commisioned officers!

We are ALSO looking for a carrier. Any goblin WIZARDS with a giant flying castle?

(P.S.: If anyone has any drawings of goblins in little pilot uniforms that would be really cool. My own attempts have been crude)

Nous commeçons aussi l'aile francophone du GAG, les Grenadiers Aéroportés Goblin.

I'm not a goblin, but I have a high Craft (alchemy). Can I join in as a bombmaker?

(in a super high-pitched voice)

We are ALWAYS in need of skilled support crew. How fast can you craft alchemical fire SOLDIER!? Or ACID!?

We would ALSO appreciate if you had some gremlin spray for our Dire Bats and Giant Vultures. Apparently those BUGGERS are everywere.

(in a super high-pitched voic)
He-lo gobbos! I'm Orgborg of Mugwump, and I'm here to whip you into shape! We are looking for recruits for the Goblin Aeriel Grenadiers (or GAG for short). What goblin doesn't want to fly in the sky throwing fire onto the ground! SO JOIN ME! We will be the mightiest airforce Golarion has ever seen!