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That was bad. By my standards.

Not going to be posting much, thanks to Feb. Break giving me time to run two 8-Hour sessions of Shadowed Keep on the Borderlands

"Quiet Alick. Mooseburger is delicious."

"Well, I didn't do it, so it must be an idiot."

"Don't we have more important things to do than find treasure, like that Boron fellow?"

"You're back, Bleachy!"

"Another new member. We should found a guild."

"The same thing as yours, TAK. The same thing as yours."

"My eyes are up here, buddy."

Carbon-Steel alloy, as a matter of fact.

"That hurts my feelings." *Points to heart* "Right here, Jenny! Right here!"

"Sorry, guys. I don't need to kill people anymore."

"I'll have bard mutton as well."

"I'm wondering if your transmogrification's lowered your standards."

"What?"

"Never! I'm just used to being beaten senseless by every attractive woman I meet, but now...I have DR!"

"What a twist!"

"Since when have we been a thing? You despise me."

The bard started it!

"I'm going to be completely honest. I've only seen the movies, so you guys could make anything up and claim it's from the book, and I would believe you."

"No! We're trying to make a profit! Only eat enough to keep you in fighting condition!"

"Bard debacle? Oh, right, THAT. We got out of it OK, so I count it a a 'win' in our column. I want to try the fish place."

I'm counting down the minutes until someone tries to sell us a bridge.

I'm liking Divenrell. Can I purchase a map of the city?

Genre Savviness: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

I THINK the ring is the one AM H is wearing.

Does it say HOW we're supposed to defeat Booraun?

"So, Lisaa, after the adventure's over you want to-OW! Okay! Fine! Not like I saved your life one GM ago."

"I don't know...you are more depserate this way...Ow! Quit hitting me! I'll do it, I'll do it!"

Can I do it?

Can I make a copy?

"I think it's..two lefts and a right. if that's not it, I recommend asking someone who's been to the astronomy section.'

"I'm cool. My parents forced me to become a wizard!"

Only one more room! Hot dog, I'll perceive for traps!

Perception: 1d20 - 5 ⇒ (6) - 5 = 1

"we're good"

"Now I know what it's like to talk to me. I hate it."

It is the only way!

"Come on, that would never work.Will Save: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (18) + 0 = 18"

"Every...freaking...time."

"COME ON!"

"Don't kill both Alissas! I still have to romance one of them!"

"Leave him. He's Confused."

It's a Trigun reference.

"Please do so."

"I know how to tell which Alissa is the real one! What did I say to you that night under the bridge that made you blush?"

Reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16

I take 2.

I cast a Meatier Swarm for 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10 bludgeoning damage.

"Relax, friend. Andoran's ideals will spread along in time, and in the meanwhile, we have the Eagle Knights and Liberty's Edge protecting slaves like me."

What the heck did I miss?

I will be going on a school trip Friday through Sunday. I stick behind the Orc.

"Wait a second...I thought Orcs were supposed to be evil in Tolkien timey-times! what's HE doing here? Not that I'm complaining, but still. If he starts dual-wielding scimitars, I'm out of here."

I fail my acrobatics check. DR don't fail me now!

"This time around I get throw YOU."

"I AM Undead, You'd only hurt me. Let's hope the next door is golden paper mache."

"Alright, that's it!" I shout. "Nasty...throw me through the door. I have the DR to handle it."

Unless of course, we can open it normally.