It turns out that the king knows the tech wizard well, and even funds his research. “But the mechanized ape and the zombie plants animating corpses…?”
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Meanwhile, the king announces the TAMHuC has begun! Despite TAMHuC being a really weird acronym, the crowd goes wild! “I have heard word of a threat to our kingdom! It’s name is FLOTSAM! I have consulted former hunting monk Brother Seamus—he knows of a chimera by that name!”
“The point is,” says the King, “if I don’t start a ladies’ league pronto, there ain’t gonna be a Prince Joshua Junior the Fifth! It’s like when you marry more than sixteen women, they’re all unionized. It’s crazy!”
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