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Moorluck wrote:

I agree. FHDM is very strange.... we're kindred spirits, but from opposite ends of the spectrum, as I say "Bring on the heat!"

Meanwhile, I'm "Bring on the mild weather." High 40s to low 70s.

Born to be mild, that's me.

Wait what? You're.... you're...a... moderate!?

LYNCH MOB!!!

ALL THE THINGS

Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah... BREAK IT ALL!!!!

runs into thread with a burning torch, lights self on fire

~Kicks AG#23 in the balls and tosses him out the window..... the 57th floor window.~

Gaah, the acronyms, they are eating me alive!!! Also, what's the deal with smf?

Nononononono....Never say the S word, I hateses the S word, yesssssssssss my precious I hates it, I HATES IT!!!

MurderSmvrf wrote:

Smokey the Bear wrote:

Only you can prevent messageboard fires.

Only YOU.

~Runs up behind bear and feild goal kicks him in the fuzzy balls.~

Fnuk you beeyotch!

<Drops a tree on MurderSmvrf>

Dammit! Look what you made me do!

~Arms and tiny legs jut out from under the tree and kick wildly.~

Mmmmf Fmmmu Mmmmmfffffrrr!!!!

Only you can prevent messageboard fires.

Only YOU.

~Runs up behind bear and feild goal kicks him in the fuzzy balls.~

Fnuk you beeyotch!

No, THIS is MINE BOOMSTICK!!!!!!!

~Pulls out tiny size vorpal straight razor and smiles.~

You want some of me? I may be small goofball, but I'll cut of yer head!
Not that head...

I got this funkin thing from Brainy. I swear if he don't fik it I'm gonna slice his funkin' throat. I'll bleed that four eyed blue bastich untill he's as white as.... as.... as... white as... Don't funk wit me man, I am a crazy blue mo fo. You'll see, don't try me Brainy, I'll carve you up so bad yo mamma will wish she had been born sterile!

*beep*beep*beep*beeeeep*

There the fnukin thing goes again! What the hellz dude!

Why does my mine detector go batsh** whenever the werewoof shows up?

What's blue, white and screams just before turning red?

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I'm not gonna take the hate bait.

What have you been reading this time?

And does it need me there?

!!ENIM

And you cereal taste like you favorite thing.... monkey nuts.

Driz'zt calls you "minime."

You get stuck in teddy bear costume in bad star war movie.

Poser.

Your movie suck... no scary.... you wants scary, you go watch never be kissed..... that make me cringe.

Good night, all.

I just finished watching the Haunting, and it's time to turn in.

Sweeeeeeeeeet Dreeeemz... hehehe

MurderSmvrf wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

It's not nice to tease a leprechaun.

** spoiler omitted **

Leprechauns are wusses!!

Look out! It's Gargameld!!!

Hehehe... Gargamel iz a Bee-Yotch! I keel heem.

It's not nice to tease a leprechaun.

** spoiler omitted **

Leprechauns are wusses!!

*gates back covered in... Gore... Al Gore*

Hehehe.... I iz backs.... kill DC, check! I haz pees prize now?

MurderSmvrf wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

MurderSmvrf wrote:

Kanye West wrote:

Hey! Ya'll listen up now. I want all ya'll ta know, that I know that it's known that all a ya'll be knowin' it. What ya'll... ACK!

*falls dead with a blue knife stickin' out of his back*

Hehehehe.... gots 'im.

MurderSmvrf, I'm nominating you for a Nobel Prize.

Hehehe..... who next pretty one?

*hops about from one foot to the next brandishing small blue knives*

Can you Gate into Washington, DC? There are several thousand lobbyists you can work your knives on. If you want to be ironic, you can start with the healthcare lobbyists. The banking and financial lobbyists will have more treasure on them though.

Hmmmm.... treasure iz bodeeeeeee count! Hehehehe...

*gates to capitol hill*

MurderSmvrf wrote:

Kanye West wrote:

Hey! Ya'll listen up now. I want all ya'll ta know, that I know that it's known that all a ya'll be knowin' it. What ya'll... ACK!

*falls dead with a blue knife stickin' out of his back*

Hehehehe.... gots 'im.

MurderSmvrf, I'm nominating you for a Nobel Prize.

Hehehe..... who next pretty one?

Hey! Ya'll listen up now. I want all ya'll ta know, that I know that it's known that all a ya'll be knowin' it. What ya'll... ACK!

*falls dead with a blue knife stickin' out of his back*

Hehehehe.... gots 'im.

taig wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

taig wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Although come next spring/summer, I'm gonna look like a real weirdo lounging at the beach under a beach umbrella reading Pathfinder hardcovers. :p

If I happen to be at the same beach, you won't look so weird. :)

We'll make it a PF beach party! It'll be the grooviest. :)

I'll bring the SPF 50!

Bring your sunglasses. I'm pale white enough to cause temporary blindness.

Hrrrrmph? That will just make youeasier to find my dear.

Moorluck wrote:

lynora wrote:

Oh dear. Talking to yourself again?

Yeah... I got to be true to myself... otherwise I'll kill me in my sleep...help me . 8/

Okay, whichever personality is feeling homicidal, cut it out! We like Moorluck and we'd like to keep him around. Plus if you kill him then you're out a body. Not a good deal if you ask me. ;)

Hmmm..... fine. But as soon as we find a body at least as good as this one then Moorluck gets it.

SMVRF!

Yes.... someone called?