Mum-Ra's page

F@+@ you all.

Your only as old as you feel.

That in mind it sucks being 5000 years old.

You find ways to make it interesting.

Puts a string of catnip and a dull witted minion in a giant carrying case.

Here kitty kitty kitty kitty!!

It could also be that CR 20 creatures can't be defeated with a simple sword or gun.

They require other solutions.

Is it time to set off the doomsday device...

Hold up. She started her career by putting down the Thundercat rebellions!?

And she's a mercenary. Interesting...

Yeah, once you get stray cats in your sitting tiger utility shed they're a b+@#$ to get out.

Ha! In your face Skeletor!

Walks like an Egyptian.

I can get behind anything pro Skeletor. I was "that kid" that grew up in the 80's whose favorite anything was always the bad guys: Skeletor, Cobra, Decepticons, V.E.N.O.M. and I won't even get started on the slew of comic book villains that are still my favorites.

Oh, come on! I'm right here!

F!%+ing Skeletor!

Freehold DM wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Well, here's the "political stuff" I managed to avoid the first time... I blame Captain Yesterday, as always.

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throws bike wrapped in toilet paper(it's a mummy)

Typical.

Just go ahead launch the single mummy, no thought about what we have to go thru, just leave the kids with their dad, well guess what Mum-Ra isn't good with kids!

Babe! C'mon I told you I've been having troubles with the alley cats, I swear next time will be different.