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I think if you opened a bar built around that theme in a recently gentrified part of the city you'd do very well indeed.


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That really would do well.

DO IT!!

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lisamarlene wrote:
My daughter just referred to a hamster wheel as a "hipster wheel" by accident, and now I cannot be happy until I see an art installation that pairs a human-size hamster wheel with a wall-mount small rodent drinking bottle filled with craft IPA.

HAMSTER HOTEL


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Oh, my life.

What a species we are.

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I had a dream a few nights ago. Some new townhouses were being built, but they weren't selling, despite their spectacular mountain views. In the dream, I thought that perhaps they weren't selling because of the builder's name: The Fiasco Brothers Construction Company.

I wonder how and why my subconscious came up with that. Anyway, it was good for a laugh.


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Time in a Bottle always sounds to me like it was written by a teary drunken serial killer who is too old to hunt anymore.


lisamarlene wrote:
Time in a Bottle always sounds to me like it was written by a teary drunken serial killer who is too old to hunt anymore.

...what?!?


Seriously. Listen again.


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Fun Fact: The original title was "Tim in a Bottle".


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lisamarlene wrote:
Time in a Bottle always sounds to me like it was written by a teary drunken serial killer who is too old to hunt anymore.

I can never listen to this song the same way again. I love you.


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Vanykrye wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
Time in a Bottle always sounds to me like it was written by a teary drunken serial killer who is too old to hunt anymore.
I can never listen to this song the same way again. I love you.

I know.


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lisamarlene wrote:
Time in a Bottle always sounds to me like it was written by a teary drunken serial killer who is too old to hunt anymore.

{plonks colander of conspiracy piercing +5 on noggin, turns dials up to 11} Yes... yes... the veil is lifted:

Coincidentally, Ted Cruz's dad used to sing "Time in a Bottle" to his son at bedtime to help him get to sleep.


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Hang on, Ted Cruz had human parents?!


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She never said they were human. Just that he had a parent.

Why, for all we know, they could have been some otherworldly amoeba-like life form that reproduces asexually by division. Or a large collective of the tiny warriors from the miniature Underground City beneath the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex.


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I had to actually go look up the song, so serial killer is the only interpretation I've had for it. Put it on the wedding playlist with "Every Breath You Take."


lisamarlene wrote:
Time in a Bottle always sounds to me like it was written by a teary drunken serial killer who is too old to hunt anymore.


lisamarlene wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
Time in a Bottle always sounds to me like it was written by a teary drunken serial killer who is too old to hunt anymore.
I can never listen to this song the same way again. I love you.
I know.


quibblemuch wrote:
Fun Fact: The original title was "Tim in a Bottle".

All I can think is that redditor who writes the poems that end with "And Timmy f$$%ing died."

Dark Archive

Scintillae wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
Fun Fact: The original title was "Tim in a Bottle".
All I can think is that redditor who writes the poems that end with "And Timmy f+%#ing died."

Poem_for_your_Sprog. Their stuff is hilarious.


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Coincidentally, Ted Cruz's dad used to sing "Time in a Bottle" to his son at bedtime to help him get to sleep.

When my son was little I did, too. I didn't know the words to any lullabies at all, so I sang him songs by Jim Croce, Grand Funk Railroad, The Eagles, Three Dog Night, Credence Clearwater Revival, and so on.

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I wonder whether Morn (the barfly on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) was deliberately named as an anagram of Norm from Cheers.


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He was.

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