Mogmurch just glares angrily at Chuffy while defending his new chest of fireworks from on top of it. You can see the tops of a couple of potions peeking out from his pockets.
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As Mogmurch walks toward the chest, he mocks Goog: "Why you let that frog get away?? He looked like a tasty..". He stops mid-sentence as he opens the chest and, wide-eyed, finds the wealth of fireworks inside. He quickly shuts the lid, throws himself on top of the chest, hugging it to prevent access by anyone else. "Mine! Stay away!"
"Hey! You don't get to set Chuffy on fire! Mogmurch gets to set Chuffy on fire!"
As much fun as it is to keep setting Chuffy on fire, Mogmurch needs to focus on taking down Vorka. Mogmurch can always set Chuffy on fire later. Mogmurch loads a bolt onto the crossbow and takes aim.
"Oh, is you angry at me, Chuffy? How 'bout now??" Mogmurch taunts, as he tosses Alchemist's Fire towards Chuffy and Vorka.
Mogmurch then pulls out his new light crossbow.
Mogmurch moves inside the cabin and lobs his last bomb at the horrible goblin.
"Dead bees! ...what that sound? More bees?" says Mogmurch, grabbing another bomb just in case it's bees.
"Bees?? Where?! Mogmurch hates bees worse than giant spiders! Burn them all with fire!"
"RETA STOP TELLING US WHAT TO DO!" I'll sneak when I want to sneak.
Mogmurch launches a bomb, giddy to be finally throwing some explosives around.
Mogmurch nods, grinning wildly. He follows Reta around the fence.
"Yeah, Reta has fancy horse-knife now! Horse is now your problem!"
Mogmurgh glares at Reta, trying to decide if he should stab her now, or later when she's not looking. He decides later is better, and hands over the Gorge of Gluttons. Or maybe I'll shoot some of those fireworks at the back of her head..
As they exit the lair, Mogmurch scoops up everything of value that no one else took.
Mogmurch grabs the crossbow and bolts, shoving the bolts haphazardly into a deep pocket.
Still muttering, Mogmurch thinks he may have spotted a trail leading away from the base of the tree the spider was in.
"Hey! I saw it first! I wanted to explode it!" Mogmurch yells angrily, before muttering something under his breath about how boring everything is so far, especially the Poogs.
Wait, is that someone moving in the Rusty Earbiter??, Mogmurch thinks. He rushes back over over to look, but Goog is again unconscious inside the contraption. "BORING!" he shouts, before headed back to find something more entertaining.
"Hey Reta! Like my shiny new knife??" How about I feed him one your stinky TOES?!!"
Mogmurch laughs and laughs as he watches first Chuffy then Goob get stuck in the Rusty Earbiter. Even when all the others leave, he continues to watch. "Where all you other goblins going? This is hilarious!" When Goog stops moving entirely, Mogmurch just keeps mocking him. "Keep trying, Goog! You can do it!" Eventually, even Mogmuch loses interest. "You're bad at that, Goob. Was funny for long time, but now you just boring. You could at least stop making a mess everywhere."
And then Mogmuch leaves too. "Maybe they have more of those yummy slugs..."
Mogmurch stares down at his shiny new weapon, at first in awe of its horse-chopping power. But then he remembers that he'd rather make horses explode instead of just chopping them up into boring bits, and determines to find a way to trade it for something better. Now to just find a sucker...
Mogmurch wants to win, but he is a smart goblin that knows not to eat yucky part that make you sick! He starts popping the slimy slugs in his mouth, but spits out the slime bladder.
But he thinks the other goblins might be even more impressed if they think he did eat the slime bladders, so he tries to make it look like he swallowed them.
Mogmurch grabs a bag of slugs, but before popping one in his mouth, he vaguely recalls that something bad might happen if you swallow the things whole..
Mogmurch is disappointed that they're not immediately setting out to find more fireworks that he can explode, but he gets over it quickly. He stuffs his face and his pockets with the smelliest, slimiest food he can get find before fallowing Goog to the fermented apples to give them a try.
"Yes! Poog will make great bait... I mean, leader!" Mogmurch will be in charge from the back."
"Mogmurch is clearly best goblin to get fireworks! Chief must want me to lead you other gobs." Mogmurch moves to accept the map from Slorb while Reta and Poog argue.
"Take that, Scribbleface's hut! Explode-y fire is way more fun than regular fire, but every smart Goblin know that already. " "What else can we blow up, Chief?"
Things go boom when Mogmurch throws,
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