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That shit never works.

is it meme yet?

It's Miller Meme, Spanky!

Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:

Hey Boss! What ever happened to your cult thread?

hell if I know. I'm unconcerned with my culties, like C'thulhu.

Ia! Ia! Spanky fhtagn!

taig wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Sweet! I just read on Big Hollywood that Chris Nolan and his crew are already starting on a 3rd Batman movie, and that Nolan has been hired by Warner to oversee the rebirth of the Superman franchise!

I fear what Nolan will do to Superman. I don't want "dark, brooding Superman".

See, I don't think he'll do that. Nolan and his crew are very creative and really seem to understand the characters with which they work. If anything, I think he'll take it up a notch in the action department, maybe even doing a villain other than Lex Luthor and not having it suck.

+1

Just so long as he isn't TOO boyscoutish or Captain Marvel-like in his cheerfulness.

Agreed. We need a Superman who can be tough but still a nice guy.

But Luthor IS the Superman villain. granted, he's been done to death and I would like to see another villain (Darkseid? Doomsday? Prankster?), but he's like the Joker. EVERYONE who isn't in the loop for comics will want to see Luthor.

Brainiac?

I believe that falls into the loop.

Me?

I just flew in from the 5th Dimension, and boy are my arms tired.

Mxine!

You're not my father!

I'd settle for a Mazda.

<Pulls Yknaps' finger>
Hee hee hee.

Hee hee hee. Monkeys want Spanky.

Pull my finger.

<Pulls Yknaps' finger>

*Hee hee*

S.B.D.

Nose plungs. Berrrrry usebul.

I've got a game for you. Pull my finger!

<Pulls Yknaps' finger>

What is it good for?

Driving up profits for the military-industrial complex?

Not a Rick Roll

No....seriously.

Oooh, sparkly!

Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:

Maybe we need some cigars...

Like these?

Don't look! It's probably worse than saying your name backwards!

<Materializes zebra-striped cigars>

<From the crate>

When are we going to Guyana? Are we there yet? I'm thirsty. I have to tinkle.

Mister Mxyzptlk wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

Mister Mxyzptlk wrote:

RICK ROLL!!!

Take that, you dastardly swine!

It burns! It burns!

And there's more where that came from!

Don't you have someone to shoot? Me, for example?

Mister Mxyzptlk wrote:

RICK ROLL!!!

Take that, you dastardly swine!

It burns! It burns!

<Hops into crate>

As long as it's not Pollyanna. Everyone was so *shudder* nice there.

Badger Badger Badger

Jason at his Bulmahn-iest

The best Celestial game of Life

RICK ROLL!!!

Mister Mxyzptlk wrote:

OH YEAH!!!!!

Nice try, but the boss taught me a neat spell called Detect Rickroll.

I thought he'd appreciate the attempt.

OH YEAH!!!!!

OH YEAH!!!

Mmmm...purple horseshoes.

<Conjures up polka-dotted stapler>

Here ya go boss!

Head like a hole,
Black as your soul.
I'd rather die than give you control.
Head like a hole,
Black as your soul.
I'd rather die than give you control.

I need a vacation from that stupid <redacted for copyright reasons>.

Can a 5th-dimensional being join this party?