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I fell off a bandwagon once.


Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:

WOW!

What great friends you have, KC! Why didn't you tell us about these guys before? I LOVE Kool-aid!!!

Wolfie, do you like Kool-aid? Maybe your friends will want to watch this DVD with us. Miss Spider is my favorite!

AIIII! THEY FOUND ME!

Um...look! A big spider over there!
*Runs*


Still clinging to KC's leg.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Man, is Wolfie missing out!


<From the crate>

When are we going to Guyana? Are we there yet? I'm thirsty. I have to tinkle.


Willyoustoptouchingme!


OKAY KIDDIES!
Gather around because it's time for
"Spanky opens the Seal" story time.

Okay.....opening the first seal.....
and.....beholding....beholding....
and lo:
a valley of Skittles floating in lambent gelatin!!!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Settle down, or something might fall off.

No! Cthulhu fhtagn! P'kahtl seouh!

Starts banging Spanky on the head with a wooden club.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

OKAY KIDDIES!

Gather around because it's time for
"Spanky opens the Seal" story time.

Okay.....opening the first seal.....
and.....beholding....beholding....
and lo:
a valley of Skittles floating in lambent gelatin!!!

Ooo-oo-ooh!

I can open seals too!
Grabs a seal from the stack, then bashes its head with the club before using his teeth to rip the now-tenderized skin apart and peeling it off and eating it. Rips off skull, then smashes it into pieces on the floor. Shoves bone fragments and shredded brain into mouth, then swallows greedily. Swirls fingers in entrails.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
...a valley of Skittles floating in lambent gelatin!!!

{cue scenes of kiddies being eaten by colossal gelatinous cube embedded with Skittles}


Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:

Still clinging to KC's leg.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Man, is Wolfie missing out!

{Teleports in, waving wand in pedipalps} Oh darn it, I missed them again! I was so hoping KC would read Kobie and me Charlotte's Web II: Electric Bug-a-Lou or 101 Black & White Spotted Baby Spiders!

Wait for me! {Teleports again}


Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy wrote:
Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:

Still clinging to KC's leg.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Man, is Wolfie missing out!

{Teleports in, waving wand in pedipalps} Oh darn it, I missed them again! I was so hoping KC would read Kobie and me Charlotte's Web II: Electric Bug-a-Lou or 101 Black & White Spotted Baby Spiders!

Wait for me! {Teleports again}

An Old One himself! Please, bless me with your touch!

Bows to floor. Fails to see the Great Old One leave.


Set down to catch his breath, breaks open a bottle of Black Seal rum and pours himself two fingers and drinks it before he is on his way.


Cult of Spanky?

Sounds like the Clinton administration.


Maybe we need some cigars...


<Materializes zebra-striped cigars>


*singing*

Putting on my blue dress tonight.

Silver Crusade

Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:
Maybe we need some cigars...

Like these?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:
Maybe we need some cigars...
Like these?

Don't look! It's probably worse than saying your name backwards!


Dick Cheney wrote:

Cult of Spanky?

Sounds like the Clinton administration.

I thought it was ALL of your administrations, comrade ....


Vladimir 'Palin-Bane' Putin wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:

Cult of Spanky?

Sounds like the Clinton administration.

I thought it was ALL of your administrations, comrade ....

Excuse me, Mister... Pal'utin? Do you have anything to do with Spanky the Leperchaun?

Resumes playing with entrails of the seal.


When Sarah winks, I feel like she's winking just at me.


SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!! OH, SHUT UP!!!


I refuse to worship a damn Leprechaun! Or a Rat that thinks he is a werewolf! I refuse I tell you! ~stomps off in a rage over having meer mortals putting themselves higher than Dragons~


Mister Mxyzptlk wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:
Maybe we need some cigars...
Like these?

Don't look! It's probably worse than saying your name backwards!

The Great Cat Ones?


I love cats - they taste like chicken.


Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:
I love cats - they taste like chicken.

Mmm... chicken-cat mutants...


Not a Rick Roll

No....seriously.


Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:

Not a Rick Roll

No....seriously.

Oooh, sparkly!


Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:

Not a Rick Roll

No....seriously.

No... much, much, worse.


I got spanked by congress.


Spunky Leper wrote:
Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:

Not a Rick Roll

No....seriously.

No... much, much, worse.

Oh come on, it wasn't that bad.


War! Huh! Good God ya'll!


What is it good for?


Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:
What is it good for?

Driving up profits for the military-industrial complex?


Mister Mxyzptlk wrote:
Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:
What is it good for?
Driving up profits for the military-industrial complex?

I was going to say "A funky hit song from the 70s", but your thing works just as well.


Hee hee hee. Monkeys want Spanky.


Lots of people want Spanky, but there's only so much of the boss to go around.


*cackle*


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Hellerp.

... with fear and trembling.


Jesus Christ wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Hellerp.
... with fear and trembling.

I heard the boss likes to drink a glass of warm fear in the evenings to help him sleep.


Jesus Christ wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Hellerp.
... with fear and trembling.

Pontius called for you JC. Wondering where you hid the Purell


Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:
Jesus Christ wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Hellerp.
... with fear and trembling.
I heard the boss likes to drink a glass of warm fear in the evenings to help him sleep.

Chased with the lamentations of their women.


What is the Riddle of Steel?


Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:
What is the Riddle of Steel?

Ooh, I know! It is how it can remain a viable industry while dealing with the challenges of its own strong labor unions as well as fierce comptetion from cheaper foreign producers.


Close, but no cigar. Thanks for playing out game.


Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:
Close, but no cigar. Thanks for playing out game.

Damn! Maybe I should admit myself to one of our fine reeducation camps.

*walks away in a funk and shoots peasant*


<Pulls Yknaps' finger>
Hee hee hee.


Did you ever have one of those days when you get out of bed and think, "Holy s%#!! When did that start to turn green?"


Spanky! Why hast thou forsaken us!


F+#&ing bastard. It's like my old man, f&!~s my mom and then f@&$ing leaves.

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