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So, I can see this thread hasn't been used in some time, but recently I've been running the SnS AP for a group of 5 players, and one of them wrote me this little rendition of "Under the Sea," the song from The Little Mermaid, based on our own adventure. Fittingly, his character's name is currently Sebastian (his second character). I thought it was genius, so I needed some place to memorialize it, and this looked like a good spot. Again, I take no credit for this...
The bilges is always cleaner
On somebody else's boat
You dream about sailing out here
But can you keep a ship afloat?
Just look at the seas around you
You’ll wish you had stayed ashore
When suddenly beasts surround you
To drag you to the ocean floor
Oh ho!
Under attack!
Under attack!
Come grab a sword now
Into the horde now
Beat them all back!
It’s gonna be a sleepless night
Up on the deck we have to fight
If these guys beat us
They gonna eat us
Under attack!
Out here all the pilots’ jumpy
As they sail this cursed sea
They carryin’ precious booty
That covetous eyes will see
Black flags be on the horizon
Be careful for what you wish
You may be the new fresh meat, but
There’s always a bigger fish!
Under attack!
Under attack!
Here comes the ropes now
There goes our hopes now
We’re on the rack!
Forget the place you want your bones
Now they belong to Davy Jones
You’ll take no coffer
Down to that locker
Under attack! (Under attack!)
Under attack! (Under attack!)
Critical failure
No way to sail, her
Hull’s filled with flak!
You thought you’d take it to the bank
But they tell no tales who walk the plank
So come on get Kraken,
Give them a smackin’
Under attack!
Roll initiative
Ye better roll high
If ye wish to live
You gotta master the die
So say a quick prayer
And knock on some wood
The GM’s about to roll
(Oh no)
Sebastian tries talk
For stalling the clock
They’re flanked, unaware
By stealthy Adair
Urbeck’s got the spunk
But can’t shoot when he’s drunk
And Maia can’t tell friend from foe!
Under attack! (Under attack!)
Under attack! (Under attack!)
Character’s dying
Players are crying
Matt gives no slack!
We haven’t got the luck to live
But we have run out of f***s to give
So we’ll keep on sailing
Trying and failing
Under attack!
We won’t go quiet
We’re gonna try it
Under attack!
Don’t be a mackerel,
Conquer the Shackles!
Don’t be a hagfish
Do it for Baggrish!
Don’t try to hide it,
You are a pirate!
Under attack!