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Alright guys let me sum this up for you

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

Therefore not only is there no galactic community, there isn't even an Earth community

if a tinker engineer or artificer happens I'd like to see one that doesn't cast spells via devices or have spells at all.

I agree, I didn't mean to imply any spellcasting. Now, incorporating wands /rods into the constructs somehow could be interesting

I'd like to see some sort of engineer/tinkerer/artificer class, I can just imagine the little gnome at the corner table in the tavern building a mechanized animal companion...

Thaco was both better, simpler and made more sense.

Do I win?

Bonus round... I like playing wizards who neither nuke nor buff.

Super extra bonus round:

When it's my caster's turn in initiative my most common (like 75% of the time at least) response is 'I think we're good...'

You said THAC0 was better so yes you win, you are now officially shunned by everyone I know... except my father for some reason

135. The Fuzzy Quarterstaff
There is absolutely nothing remarkable about this inn except the depressingly long amount of time my group spent laughing when we rolled it on a random inn names table

That would definitely qualify as evil, you should also consider the repercussions once the spells wear off

Druid, hands down, because Wild Shape mostly

At the end of the day, while there have been a few dissenting voices, I think majority opinion is clear. If you're silly enough to grapple a succubus, you deserve to get screwed.

I see what you did there