"Lucious" Lucius Vizinni's page

So, how do you really feel?

Don’t ask.

If you already know... you know.

”Damn it, ‘Lips! Just stand there and block with your face. Nothin’ can hurt dat!”

"What's all the hate about, all? Now, Aram, baby, didn't you dig those Kelishite twins I got for you. Thought they would relax you, some, Why you so up tight?"

A week to go, and I approve this convention.

Ah, really? Now no one is gonna want to come.

”Is Lucius gonna have to pry you Neiderlanders away from my hitpoints and armor class?”

We had two paladins, of sorts, with us!

I didn’t need to control either of them, either. Feeblemind would have been useless, since they are paladins.

I was all ready to suggest that any devil assaulting us should go torment some lemures or Chelaxians. Seemed plausible that they would comply

... crickets...

blank stare

"Exactly what I thought!"

WAS THERE A RATMAN SIGHTING? THUNDERLIPS! AND LUCIUS IN SPAAAAAAAAACE?

"I know that it is hard for you impoverished Ulfen brain to understand this, but there are more ratfolk out there than just me. And, in the far future, evidently, they will call themselves Ysoki, which I assume you'll mispronounce." says Lucius, eyes rolling terribly.

900 go Talisman if Freedom, lesser (later, when you are more experienced)
Scrolls of any spell up to 4th you don’t have but want to scribe (saves you some cash, at least)
Talisman of beneficial winds, lesser (25gp, I think)

Scrolls of:
Communal resist energy
Communal delay poison
False life (regular or greater)

Swan Boat, because who doesn’t need a swan boat, right Taco?

BretI wrote:

Nomadical wrote:

But what exactly is "Minnesota nice?" Smiling and complimenting their shirt while bashing their teeth in with a hockey stick?

And I can't wait to meet you, too, Eadie! Along with everyone else, of course.

More smiling, less Hockey unless you are on the ice. If you are on the ice, you really should be wearing appropriate gear!

"WELL. THAT POST WAS DIFFERENT."

"Don't hurt yourself thinking about it, 'LIPS!" says the little rat pimp. "Some say this 'hockey' is nothing more than combat on ice. You'd love it!"

And many a person on Golarion thanks everything they hold dear for that.

Lucius hears the scream of his sometimes meat shield, and realizes something must be done quickly, else the Grand Lodge might be at risk. He ponders, quickly, if calm emotions would be enough. He does realize that no one would be able to tell the difference if he cast feeblemind on the Ulfen, but also wonders if teleport on himself might just be the correct response.

While he ponders this, Riddywhipple, the Pimp Dragon, flies up to THUNDERLIPS! and gives him a dose of euphoria gas.

The Rat nods, and realizes this is probably the proper response, and then realizes why the big oaf is so upset. He also still does not know his assignment for the upcoming event in the Emerald City.

"Yo, babe's, I can hook you all up. Life Bubble, no problem! What else you need? I can set you all up!" says the ratfolk Enchanter. "I got what you NEED!"

4d4 ⇒ (1, 3, 1, 4) = 9

The third is a ratfolk man, all decked out in a bright purple outfit, a silver-handled walking stick, and a faerie dragon on his shoulder. "I know, Riddywhipple." he says to the dragon. "We'll help them out, won't we?"

"Sure thing, boss!" says the faerie dragon. "Say, those are kobolds. I bet they want to worship me, 'cause I am a dragon!" The tiny dragon puffs himself up, and then lets out a cloud of euphoria gas at Athrax!

"Calm down, Riddy! We aren't hear for that. The Master of Scrolls wants us to use our magic to power the Sky Key."

"Why does everyone look at me when unnatural lust is cast?" asks everyone's favorite Rat Pimp. "I mean, it is the best spell ever, but I haven't trademarked it... yet!"

The rat pimp wonders what the big deal is... "Oh, yeah... THUNDERLIPS!, you can stop..."

Oh brother, my bard will have a field day buffing you. XD

OH YEAH!!!!!

Yeah, babies, I have learned a new spell, duplicate familiar, and Riddywhipple, the Pimp Dragon, has been bugging me to try it. I just cannot say no forever to the little guy, now can I?

Well, I think you will know what you are in for, Woran, if you were to join the rather raucous MSP group. A good time, and perhaps a little drinking.

If you think you can handle that, by all means!

Explore, report, cooperate?
I am best st the last of these, of course. I make our enemies cooperate

Hey, baby, Ursula, you wouldn't look half bad if a smile cracked that face of yours! I know a couple of folks that would pay good money for you to.... rough them up... as it were.

Marženek Koliadnko wrote:

Marženek sobs into his sleeve with the thoughts of adventuring with either of those two again.

I would like to meet that handsome rat.

Hey, baby, that can be arranged! You and I could make great business partners! And more!

No, the purple hat won't be traveling... it has gotten too beat up on other events. But Lucius is still just as luscious as always! And, why would I be doing bulls strength? That isnt real power, the real power is in the mind.
You tell him THUNDERLIPS!

And, Marzie, baby, you know you love us!

Lucius will be IN THE HOUSE!!!

All you bad guys, be ready... I am the baddest rat in the inner sea region, and you WILL be serving me if you cross my path. I'll have the [REDACTED] and the [REDACTED] ready for your enforced servitude.

But don't you all fret! There will be PLENTY of love to spread around.

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Luscious Lucius Vizzini, the Love Wizard, the Rat Pimp, the Matchmaker of the Moment!

"Yeah, all hose folks are gonna see what a REAL ratfolk does in his down time. Or in his up time. A bit of a cross between Jungle Fever and Uptown Funk if I do say so.

"Luscious Lucius will be in the HOUSE!!!".

Douglas Edwards wrote:

The good major was supposed to the Chaotic Good guy and very often hes more like the Lawful Neutral guy, cloaked in the language of the Revolution. It's enough to make you want to go Galtan.

I would call him CN at best... self-serving bastard!

He's always been a good customer, though. Needs work on paying his debts on time. However, he always somehow makes up for it.

Wow, I'd hate to meet this Paladin you're talking about."

"I hear that she is quite hot little number!"

There goes my uniqueness... or maybe begins my posse?

"Marzie-baby, don't get so down on yourself. You are unique! You are all right in my book!" says an enthusiastic rat pimp. "In fact, I'll set you up with just the right date to make you forget your troubles."

Lucius is a ratfolk Thassalonian Love Specialist. Sure, many would say he's a lust wizard, but he'll be the first to tell you that what he sells is love... even if for the moment. So what if his favorite spell is unnatural lust. Sometimes that's extended, often persistent. And almost always followed by Riddywhipple, the Pimp Dragon, using a wand of deja vu on the target as a follow-up.

As far as I know I have the only ratfolk in the country.

What a poor, sad country, if you have so few Ratfolk.

I should know, since I think I'm the only one in Minnesota at this time?

I find the two concepts that do not work well are ones that are based on GM interpretation:

- Enchantment specialists (see the thread about exactly what Charm Person does)
- Illusion specialists (the definition of 'interact' is also GM dependent).

While I cannot speak for the illusionists, I can speak for enchantments. Yes, they work, except when they don't. I never focused on charm person... I used it, sure, but there are far better spells... like unnatural lust! Oh, watching groples will never get old.

Suggestion is a little harder, because some GMs just don't think that anything is reasonable, but dominate person is definitely the bomb.

Have: Dhampir

Want: Ratfolk (Some sort of a dream race to me), other race suggestions are cool.

Of course it is!

EVERYBODY wants to be more like Lucius! But Lucius is an ORIGINAL!

You hear Lucius telling Lady BroKhan, "Ok, break their stuff, but if I tell you to keep one alive, I have plans for him or her. Plans that will make our lives much easier."

Detective Dixon Hill wrote:

Dicky Serpico wrote:

Officer Serpico reads the latest issue of the Hotspur Daily. Sipping his coffee and nibbling at his donut, he gets to the section listing the recent promotions for Absalom's Finest.

"Sweet Mercy! Bollywood got a promotion! He better bring cigars and whiskey the next time he comes around. I mean, even Rico knew enough to supply us with fat rolled Katapesh's and Rikki knew to bring the libations."

Glad to see you join the force again, Al.

"It's like i was telling young Rico over 'der Dicky, No good deed goes unpunished. Ain't no thing like a promotion! We gotta rebuild the bar to properly host our good friend Al and drink to his good mis-fortune!"

"I do have my eye on this place in the Petal District. Real classy like. Thinking maybe it's time to get back in the game. I'm tired of serving drinks at Lucius's Love Laboratory."

"Now, Dicky, baby. You ain't never complained about the side action my ladies threw your way. And the special drinks I have you make for our 'special' customers? Amazing! You wanna keep serving here, you gots yourself a lifetime gig. And you know I always make my proper donation to the 'Policemen's Retirement Funds'" Lucius says, as he has a couple of fine Vudrani ladies on his arms. "And tell Bollywood he's always got a place at Luscious Lucius's Love Laboratory!

"Now, where has Ri'chard's mom gone off to? We were just talkin' about a business opportunity..."

And again, this is turning into a discussion about how much control you have over a charmed individual, which isn't really what I was asking. As I said, I just want to use this spell as a substitute for diplomacy, in situations when diplomacy is perfectly normal. But if I can't get away with casting without being seen and attacked, then I'm probably going to skip it and get a different spell instead.

Fromper, I have used the spell, in PFS, for similar things. However, I always assumed that the casting could trigger combat, and typically tried it when away from a crowd, so that my new friend would be the only one seeing me cast, other than allies.

Made for some interesting hijinks.

But, I do also have very strong diplomatic skills at least in part to clever wordplay. I am a very influential ratfolk, don't you know?

I categorically deny that profession "pimp" is useless. Even though I make more money off of my alchemical cures and tonics, it is not useless.

[dice=Sense Motive]1d20+14

*squints intensely*

"Beauty ain't just skin deep, bird-man! You of all people should know how The Man puts us non-humans down. Can't appreciate an alternate form of beauty.

Besides, Lucius is a +23, I didn't take the time to look it up! So, the real total roll is 26!

As a matter of fact, Zykon Gibbs, I suggest that you agree with Lucius... that as a matter of fact, you always agreed with Lucius!" [ooc](cast suggestion spell, DC24 Will save)

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Yeah, there is a reason I brought Lucius up ;)

People tell me that I am not charismatic! That's just the Man gettin' down on the ratfolk! After all, an attribute is just a number, baby!

Lucius's diplomacy to talk you into believing: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (3) + 20 = 23

You're on a Tier 5-9 diplomatic mission, and the question "who's the party face?" is met with blank stares.

Easy answer when I am there. EVERYBODY loves Lucius... and if they don't, they will!

Your table is mustered, and you learn that you have THUNDERLIPS!, Lucius, Lady BroKhan, Naerta, Roscoe, and Marzenak at the table!

Two battle cocks, a faerie dragon, and a whole lot of crazy.

A Hammerin-Good Time!

"I hear you are abandoning us, you... and after I bought the saddle!"

What about when Roscoe starts his Battle Rap?

Oh, and riddle me this, THUNDERLIPS!

What do you get when you cross Riddywhipple, the Pimp Dragon, with a wand of faerie fire?

MisterSlanky wrote:

Hillary is also unlucky enough to know who her table is in advance. Several of the players have already run Cosmic Captive, and thus we apparently have even picked our path out.

This is like the easiest special ever*, I'd love to run this special**.

*NOTE: This is not the easiest special ever, THUNDERLIPS will be participating.
**NOTE: As THUNDERLIPS is participating, I am not sure I'd love to run this special.

HEY! THUNDERLIPS! MAKES SPECIALS FUN!

So does Lucius. Together... CHAOS!!!

Loud isn't necessary for fame. Being unforgettable, is, and I am truly told I am unforgettable. Of course it is nice to have my bodyguard with me when the society needs help. THUNDERLIPS! You ready to head out to handle the new mission Farabellus is going to send us on?

Alas, I will probably never get to sit at a table with him in play...

What is your gen con schedule like?

If the first thought of a character concept is a joyful grin on how many people it's going to honk off, then you're probably going to wind up over the line.

What if it is your second? (J/k)

"Victims? No, no, no! Future customers, or perhaps employees! Equal opportunity, I always say, now don't I Riddie-P?"

Khelreddin wrote:

Monday, May 30
08:00 AM – 01:00 PM #7-23: Abducted in Aether

I'm in two of the games that cause Mr. Slanky to feel bad for others at the table! And I'm quite curious about the Monday morning game of Abducted in Aether and just what madness Leg O' Lamb and Slanky have in mind, and if I can get in on it.

Does the name "THUNDERLIPS" mean anything to you?

My favorite wall of hit points?

I will be in the same group, along with Lady BroKhan, and ?

PS never, never ask him about Tamran

I'm considering 'Minion of TOZ' ribbons now.

Client of Lucius?

Friday, yes. But it is not an interactive. They told all on the podcast last week.