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Cookies? Let them eat cake!

I am a half elf, but I honestly believe that you word hard for what you want in life; that your word is your bond and you keep your promise; that you treat people with respect.

Philatelists. Except, you know, translated into Taldane.

Oh, I don't think so!

Lord Dice asked me to do that once, and I told him it sounded disgusting. Then he went and found Dicey, and that's when all the "It's not cheating if you're with a goblin" trouble started.

Lady Dice wrote:

Just ignore anything the Lord Dice has to say on the subject. He's been especially grouchy since, after days (if not weeks) of consultation with the family lawyer, I explained that his official title henceforth would be "The Lord-Consort Dice" whereas I should be addressed as "The Lineal Sovereign Lady Dice."

Yes, I will gladly give kickbacks to goblins. And if the coffers at Manse Dice are running low, so what? Tomorrow is another day! I'm an half-elf, I'll just outlive this Lord-Consort Dice and marry another! (Yes, for the money, that's how it works in the upper echelons of society; no insult, Doodles, but I wouldn't expect a goblin to understand.)

Good morning, milinealsovereignlady.

[Waggles eyebrows]

No need to be so formal, Doodles. "Your Ladyship" is fine for house pets, or rather, "the indoor serving staff," excuse me, "proletarian residents of Manse Dice." (So sorry about that. Anyhow, "your Ladyship" is fine.)

The evil (bourgeois; pinkskin) Icelandic state, Brother Kretzer.

As for the loss of good, unionized goblin jobs, between you and me, ** spoiler omitted **

Just ignore anything the Lord Dice has to say on the subject. He's been especially grouchy since, after days (if not weeks) of consultation with the family lawyer, I explained that his official title henceforth would be "The Lord-Consort Dice" whereas I should be addressed as "The Lineal Sovereign Lady Dice."

Yes, I will gladly give kickbacks to goblins. And if the coffers at Manse Dice are running low, so what? Tomorrow is another day! I'm an half-elf, I'll just outlive this Lord-Consort Dice and marry another! (Yes, for the money, that's how it works in the upper echelons of society; no insult, Doodles, but I wouldn't expect a goblin to understand.)

Freud was a sexist pig, Comrade Meatrace.

More than anything, it was his insistence that clitoral orgasms were symptomatic of developmental immaturity and that healthy, normal women subsisted off the more elusive--put still pretty damn satisfying, testifies Sister Greer in The Female Eunuch--vaginal orgasms that earned Dr. Freud his casting off into the dustbin of misogynist history.

On the other hand, if he even knew what clitoral orgasms were in that day and age, he was probably thinking way ahead of his time. . . :P

(In case this thread gets locked for misbehavior, I'd just like to point out how many times I haven't posted something offensive.)

Also completely unrelated, here's a myth I believed until quite recently: the female praying mantis will decapitate and devour her mate after sex. Turns out not true! Or rather, a very rare occurence.

Just like the Black Widows; only when they're hungry, right?