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22 posts. Alias of Watery Soup.


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PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

* zzz .... I loved it so much it spawned two aliases ...


PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

"When I returned home to his cabin and fell asleep, my subconscious must have remembered Sulianna’s call for help and took control of my body! I unwittingly made a beeline for the Black Edifice to mount a rescue for the dying celestial. I'm a hero!"


PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

"What the ... ? Where am I? Who are you?"


PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

"Cure light ... zzz ..."


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PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

With nobody watching Kalkamedes, he continues his trek towards the southwest alcove.

"I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk 500 more ... zzz ..."


PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

Kalkamedes shuffles towards the southwest alcove.

He's slower than you, so I've only moved him halfway.


PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

"Are we there yet ... zzz"


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PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

"Open the pod bay doors, Hal ... zzz ..."


PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

Black swings at Voices, and then runs into the woods.

Light Mace: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Round 3!
Universal: Bless

Reckum (grappler)
Yellow Bandit (glittery, -31 hp)
Green Bandit (glittery, -38 hp)

Black Bandit
Purple Bandit (-19 hp)
Mavaro (-32 hp, disabled)
Fran (-4 hp)
Shandy
Voices
Reggie (-7 hp)

Red Bandit (-19 hp)
Orange Bandit
Grey Bandit (-16 hp)
Blue Bandit (-68 hp)
Kalkamedes (pinned)


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PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

"Pinned by a gnome ... this is embarassing ... zzz ..."


PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

"There was a time when men were kind ... their voices soft, their words inviting ... zzz ..."


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PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

"Can't stop ... won't stop ... "


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PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

"This beef jerky is too spicy ... this beef jerky is too bland ... this one is just right ... zzz ..."


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PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

"Beam me up, Scotty ... zzz ..."


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PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

"Only with a leap from the lion's head will a man prove his worth ... Zzz ..."


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PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

"The mud feels nice between my toes ... it's like a watery soup ... zzz ..."


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PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism
Reggie Bottleberry wrote:

He heads back to Kalkamedes and starts herding him around the patch. "Let's he's tryin' to get to someplace and it's tuggin' at him and it ain't a particular path he's gotta tread."

"Yes there is ... zzz ... must take ... most direct path ... you'll have to grapple me ... zzz ..."


PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

"Tis but a flesh wound ... zzz ..."


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PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

"Places to be, people to see ... zzzz ..."


PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

My gods, finally! Let's go, damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!


PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

Kalkamedes struggles violently against the bonds, impatient to get underway.


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PFS1 NPC | NG human ex-paladin 3 / rogue 2 | AC 12 (touch 11, FF 11) | HP 48/48 | I+1, P+8 | F+6, R+6, W+4 | Active Conditions: somnambulism

To make tracking Kalkamedes easier, I'll be posting his actions under this alias.