Thor, God of Thunder wrote:
Standing in his goat-drawn chariot with lightning flashing off of his hammer, Mjölnir, Thor, god of thunder and friend of mankind, bellows to the five other deities assembled in the Ethereal Plane around a new Game of Mortals: Hail, ye mighty gods and goddesses! I be right honored to play this Game of Mortals with such as thee!
His magnificent goats stamp and bleat, their eyes burning like embers!
Behold mine favored mortal champion: Sven Shieldbreaker! Known among mortals as Sven the Shieldbearer! Born of the Alpine stone and thunder!
Impressive, Lord Thor... Your pawn seems very durable... Capable of withstanding unimaginable agonies...