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44 posts. Organized Play character for BigNorseWolf.


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Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

"Okay, so we take the bats severed head, the severed head of the bat turns in this guys corpse and then we collect everything. No problem. Get some sawdust I'll start casting ray of frost "

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9
Dayo wrote:

"We go. Now."

Dayo leads the group down the stairs.

"Bathtime first. I. am. getting. this. out. of. my. fur. NOW "

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

Justins started a cleaning project he's going to finish it.

More not in the face points with the lady of the house

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9
Dayo wrote:
"It seems to me that, when one is possessed, they do things that are not in their nature."

"well you WERE cleaning the house so... "

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Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

Justin will rummage around the toy chest assuming it doesn't explode and watches Eoghan run out of the room

"So is he possessed now or not I can't tell... "

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

"I hope I'm the older sister. "

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After an encounter with a nasty pair of skeletal dragons the entire party had a boatload of negative levels

My arcanist raids the druid list for spells, so they have death ward. So death ward on me, death ward on you, death ward on you, death ward on your cow... (its a griffon).

Death shows up.

"...the deathward on the cow was a bridge too far wasn't it?"

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

" Killing an entire town by smemorizing nothing but "Summon bird swarm" and casting it repeatedly, thanks to his ring of wizardry "

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

Justin gulps and shuts the door

"Guys, you ever heard the story of the Wizard Hitchcok? Hows the next door coming?" "

Close the front door...

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

Justin takes a few deep breaths and looks at the caretakers to see how the kids fared. Then asks snowflake

"This isn't a situation where we can kill the head vampire or something and turn them back if... "

Justin.. may have been missing a few text books from his libraries collection about this sort of thing.

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Steven Schopmeyer wrote:
Unless we can start making up new types.

Plagiarism is a blight unto our profession!

this might help

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

Justin facepalms.

"Its not a matter of keeping it. That's for the mayor to decide. Its suspiciously like a payment for something. "

He grumbles. "We keep looking but we should plan to be back in town an hour before sunset. I feel bad for the individual random farmers he might be targeting, but he could turn the entire town while we're searching the countryside hoping to run into him. "

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9
Dayo wrote:
"Justin, could there be an 'under-farm'?"

"Might be a root cellar but not many humans bother with caviculture considering how easy it is to grow food under the sun "

Did we see one of those poking around the house?

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9
Dayo wrote:
"I doubt this is the source of the ghouls. We should make our way to the other buildings. There could still be survivors."

Justin looks around at all the corn

"Other Buildings? "

Knowledge history 1d20 + 4 + 3 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 4 + 3 + 3 + 1 = 26

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

Detect magic time...

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

"Hey ba.. Eoghan why don't you head over to that rock over there "

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

"coppers to croisants for who has to check the outhouse? "

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Tap tap taps a name up

Mikoli. Champion of Iomedae. He should have been a troll

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The party is chatting up some dinner guests, one of whom is a drift engine physicist of some renown. After a rocky start the star shaman is cranking out some high 30's low 40s checks to talk about the drift engine while using the party finger food into a demonstration and writing fourth dimensional math equations on the wall and ceiling

"so if we let this pudding represent the superfluid of interdimensional space... "

From the next table over

"Worried they're going to give away some secrets?"

"Starting to worry for the safety of our guests. That thing isn't going to WORK is it?" "

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Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

"In either case there's nowhere to go really. An island community is bound by geography a farmer is bound by the fixed nature of... right. Not important now... "

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

"We. do not. have time for this. Someone is out there actively making more of these. I am sorry for this man's plight but if it takes us an hour to see to every victim and 15 minutes to make another victim all we are doing is delaying the inevitable and not for very long at that. By all means help him but if he can't lead them to us quickly we need to move on or everyone in town is going to be in the same boat. "

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

Eoghan clearly needs the help, and if they're going full WWF to the mat closing the door seems to be off the menu

Reach around the corner, tag Eoghan for +6 strength

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Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9
Dayo wrote:

Dayo gasps and his eyes water.

"Healers that are paid with arms and legs? That is most terrible! Perhaps they're the culprits in these murders."

"It's an expression. It means you pay a lot for them. Which makes sense if you consider how many years you need to go to train to channel divi...argh. later. Snowflake If you want to do something I can make him a lot hardier for about 20 minutes though. "

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

Justin is really NOT liking that smell...

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Ferious Thune wrote:
The Deathsnatcher has eclipsed the Tikbalang anyway.

Princess Twilight Carnage will never be eclipsed in my heart!

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Looks at the gem and facepalms

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

"I can't recall an audience when prancing through the woods "

Will adjust his tiara and hop up the steps, doing his best tail swishing prance.

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Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

HEY! That was just a feisibility study. He DID ask the mayor if she wanted one, she said no, and you haven't seen an aberation army wandering the tow... crap. Runs off to check the locks...

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Ratfolk definitely work in this AP (they come up in book 1) , but I wouldn't try to do ratfolk noble.

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9
GM Woran wrote:
"But teacher Justin, I heard that there was a *GIANT* dragon!"

a dragon, a dragon, i swear i saw a dragon...

"Its only the size of a small horse large pony and its technically a lizard not a dragon. Mister Dayo can probably take you to meet him. Bring Handkerchiefs to wipe off the drool "

Justin wonders a second later if he's been tricked into a field trip, but is fine with more practical ways to learn things than lectures

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

Justin fills his cheek pouches with holy water and squirts it out like a fountain. (mechanically he's just throwing it but this is funnier)

miss chance: 1d100 ⇒ 54
ranged attack: 1d20 + 1 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 + 3 + 1 = 17
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Scarab Sages

Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

"Goblin baby cages. Mine was much nicer. You want to weigh in on the nature vs nurture argument Dads ? "

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Well, Without the scarab sages the dark archives have the best library. Even if half of them are Just using it to play "naughty librarian". Just prestidigitate the table and remember not to move your lips when you're reading the book of the damned.

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"Don't you hate when you show up to the symposium and someone's wearing the same gem as you? "

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Justin Norvegicus, The Mica sage

Name: Justin norvegicus
Alignment: Lawful Neutral (getting better though)
Race: Ratfolk
Class: Transmuter (Brown furred) 9

Spoiler:

Description Standing at a whopping 3 feet tall if you count the ears (which he insists do in fact count) Justin is covered in a large fluffy coat of white fur that hides more than a little fluff underneath. Large red eyes peer at through even larger gold rimmed glasses, which he adjusts with the tiny pink hand not busy holding a precious book. His clothing appears to have been assembled at random out of whatever was in the lost and found at a not especially prodigious school.

When he was given a statue of himself, he insisted that it be as tall as everyone elses. The extra space is a podium depicting the story of the sages in a dry, boring, but accurate report on three sides. On the fourth is a copy of comprehend languages, so future academics can always have access to a useful learning tool.

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Lau Bannenberg wrote:
John Compton wrote:
  • You lose access to any purchased faction-specific vanities.
  • I'm assuming that if you have to give up Risen Guard they don't put you back in the ground?

    "Oh thanks guys, a going away golden shovel! That'll be handy for archeology "

    Scarab Sages

    Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

    "Would you like to be a more reasonable size? "

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    Oskar Dragenaev wrote:
    I swear, if I don't see some goodness like this down the line, I'm gettin' the Justin-weight rock back!

    Its not my fault PFS levels faster than PBP...

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    "Have you ever considered becoming a gargoyle?"

    Scarab Sages

    Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

    Rests the oh so heavy xbow on a handy branch and waits

    Scarab Sages

    Male....? Ratfolk transmuter (brown furred) 9

    "I'll take the sides. Watch yourselves, you're sitting ducks crammed in like this. At least nothing smells like long pork yet. "

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    you're supposed to be impersonating hell-knights but you have not only a halfling but a ratfolk in the party...

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    Chuck Mount wrote:
    Rats can't hold anything? Have they seen a rat hold food? Granted, they're not tool users, but they could be if they were smarter.

    hehehe.. its working! They haven't seen anythin....drat this thing is on. *whirrrr*

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    yer heading out into the black

    Ain't no way you're coming back

    your body's there just floating free

    until you pay your 5 p.p. ...