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In a week-long one-shot adventure I ran, the players first job was to get this dagger from a display case in an auction house. They were mostly new players, like, first session new. There was a lot of clarifying what the d20 was. Anyways. The party consisted of a Cleric named Apple, a Rogue named Quickly, a paladin named Magrese, and a Wizard played by my brother who was named something wizardly like Turmon or Carnin or something. Oh, and a flaky Barbarian who didn't show up to like half the sessions named Mister Hilter.
Their plan was to get into one of the abandoned buildings surrounding the building, throw a grappling hook to the roof of the building, and get in through a skylight up there. But they first wanted to look around the building and see how many guards might see them if they did that. Here's what happened.
Quickly stealthily creeps around the perimeter in the shadows, the two guards in the front not noticing him. He sees two guards standing in front of the backdoor. Then he rolls a 1 on stealth. The guards see him immediately, turn their heads and demand that he get out, as the auction is not starting yet, and he looks suspicious. Quickly responds by drawing and firing his crossbow at one of the men, and rolls ANOTHER nat 1. The bowstring snaps as he cocks it back. The guards run up to him. Thankfully, Apple comes out from behind the corner and bribes them with a ridiculous sum of gold to shut up and let Quickly go. They still got what they wanted, which was knowing how many guards were posted, and when the auction would start. (The Wizard had asked the guards up front while Quickly went and ruined his crossbow).
So the party returned, situated in an abandoned building near the auction house an hour before the auction would start. They threw a grappling hook as planed, the paladin and cleric just barely made it across with how much ACP they had. They moved towards the skylight. The rogue asked 'So, how are we getting in without them noticing us?'. The Paladin laughs and belly-flops into the window in full plate. He gets cut for 3 damage, and then another 10 from the fall, taking out around half his HP from one stupid act. Everyone groans. Quickly throws a rope down and begins climbing down the rope. Just as he does so- the owner of the auction house comes out from his office, and sees the Glass-covered Paladin rifling through his stuff. He does not see the rope, as Quickly hid behind a box and Apple pulled up the rope.
The owner pulls out a heavy crossbow and goes defensive. The paladin offers him a bribe of 500 gold if he'll just be quiet. I quickly check the paladin code and tell him that he is now an ex-paladin. Because bribery. The table goes silent. He looks at me. 'So does that mean I can kill him?' he asks. I said 'if you want to not be neutral anymore.' He whips out his sword and stabs the man in the chest, killing him. The man was NG. He turned into an anti paladin. The entire table laughed their asses off.
That was the first session. He remained an anti-paladin for the rest of the game.