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Charlie where are you?
Names Jack, not Charlie.
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"They'll be back soon, I had a Birthday party, and well, who better to party with than the Vikings?"
"Who doesn't know me? I thought everyone knew me..."
"Oh well, when she's ready I'll be here.... in my coat... and a smile."
~Lands, looks, and leaps away.~
~Lands looks at everyone.~ "Nope, not here either." ~Leaps away.~
~Land looks one way, then the next before jumping away.~
~Lands on Hannibal's head, kncking him to the ground.~ "Has she returned? Oh, excuse me Doctor, have you seen the lovely S&M? No? What good are you then?" ~Leaps away, knocking Lecter to the ground once more.~
~Lands turns head to and fro.~ "Hello pony, have you seen the lovely S&M? No?" ~Leaps away again.~
~Lands, spots Solnes, squeezes her chest.~ "Is she hiding in there?" ~Puts head down her blouse.~ "Nope, I'll be back later to finish my dear!" ~Leaps out of thread.~
~Lnds with a crash, looks around for someone.~ "Is she here? No.... fine then." ~Leaps out of thread.~
"Hammer my good man, has it occured to you as well that the angelic creature's intitials are an S and M.... WE MUST FREE HER!! Fear not sweet S&M, the Jacks are coming to save you!"
Cosmo is trying to keep her safe from us. But it's us that are in danger. Grrrr. Bow wow! "Now why on earth would he deny her the limitless pleasure we offer to lovely ones like her?....Unless he is a wicked tyrant who would punish her by keeping her from our tender, and not so tender, caress. Cosmo you feind, release that angel to us at once!"
The power of the Party is insignificant, when compared to the power of the Jack.I thought that the power of the Jacks involved removing panties... "Fixed it for accuracy, M'dear."
The power of the Party is insignificant, when compared to the power of the Jack. "The Jack weaves in and out, through all that lays befor him... sexual innuendo anyone?" ;P
"Actually I planned on going out to Kelly's Pub. From there I'll probably just drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and fight... and if I find a pretty lass, I'll sleep with her tonight."
"I'd brave the dragons wrath for a chance to claim that prize!"
Well mouth to "lips" is close right..."Excuse me, but I think it's suposed to be MOUTH to mouth, not.... nevermind."Awesome... fainted girls to ummm... help... :){blushes, faints}And what's the verdict? ;)Well I am bowing down in supplication even if noone else is...{secretly peeks under your kilt} 8/
Awesome... fainted girls to ummm... help... :){blushes, faints}And what's the verdict? ;)Well I am bowing down in supplication even if noone else is...{secretly peeks under your kilt} "Excuse me, but I think it's suposed to be MOUTH to mouth, not.... nevermind."
"Feel free to visit, you do like wine don't you? And you wouldn't happen to know the twins Emerala and Thistle Blosombottom would you? Lovely little kendermaids those two."
Hmm, he doesn't look like a Springheel. Maybe he drank that potion of enlarge person? ... Ooh, I know, this is a baleful polymorph spell! No... wait... those usually turn people into rabbits or voles. At least, that's what Uncle Tas tells me. I never get turned into a rabbit, even when I ask nicely and tug on the robes of that Black Wizard that used to come by looking for volunteers. ... I was turned into a human once, and while that was ok, it was a lot more boring than I would have expected. Then the spell ran out and I was me again. Not that I wasn't ever NOT me. But that's another story. *Chuckles at the kender, as he pulls more sweetbreads out for them.* "And what my diminutive friends, did you think a Springheel was? We are no race of small folk, we are urban fey who disguise ourselves as humans or elves on occasion. Do enjoy those sweetbreads I got them from a Dryad friend of mine who had the misfortune of being planted in a city park. Friendly lass, and very.... uhm... happy to treat with another fey."
"Well, what have we here? Not halflings... no.... OH, wait you guys must be kender! How delighted I am to make your aquaintance. I am J'Hakil Darkwalker... also known as Jumping Jack the Springheel." *Reaches into one of the pockets of his longcoat and pulls out some fey sweetbreads to share.*
.......................... Like I said. No discretion. "Yes but at least he's keeping the crone busy, now.. wich of you ladies would like to go see the city from the roof tops with me?" ;)
Ummm, I'm not sure he's ready for the Jacks yet. Poor boy has absolutely no discretion. :/ "And what, pray tell, is this.... DE-Scresh-on you speak of? Is it anything like an ere..." ;P
"That is more than enough from you crone, now leave or die!.... uhm... again?" *Spits fire in the face of Granny, then leaps behind her and pushes her out of a nearby window* "Uhg.... how did that... thing... get in here? I'm sorry M'dear for not being here sooner to protect you. So who's the Jack wannabe in the red thong?"
"Mornin' Jack."
Too bad, baby. I'm very good at naughty. ;) "Prove it." ;)
*Sees what FH is up too and cast Greater Hightened Expanded Globe of Lubrication* "That should speed things up."
Then we will all head over to the Temple of Moorluck.Ooh, a traveling orgy! Sounds fun. :) "And I have a couple of hands free, what a coincidence"
Now, here's a cult I can sink my... teeth... into.You shouldn't use your teeth. That's why I had all of mine removed. "How exactly does one cleave the month of June?"
A joyous and safe All Hallows Eve to you and your families my friends" :)
"And look I found your girls, they were about to do something nasty. So do I get a reward?" ;)I'm sure we can think of something between the five of us ;) 8)
"And look I found your girls, they were about to do something nasty. So do I get a reward?" ;)
*takes off speedos* *Follows the triplets on board then shuts the door behind them* "Now lets see if we can get you girls from naked to nekkid!"
"Don't we all, don't we all." ;)
"Not to sound like a child... but are we there yet?" ;)Almost. And I promise you'll like the place I have in mind. Turns out planes hopping causes some annoying delays. ;) *slides closer to the celestal beauty* "Darlin' I think we can agree that we both like where we take eachother" ;)
*takes off speedos* *scoops up fallen bottoms and tosses them over his shoulder* "Looks like you ladies are all ready to go then, shall we?" *nods his head towards a waiting bus* ;)
"Tell you ladies what, I'll show you mine if you show me yours." ;)And here, I thought you just want to be thought of as one of the cool people.I'm cooler than you. I'm really a shapechanger and can use the extraordinary, spell-like and supernatural abilities of any race I assume. *Opens black longcoat weaing nothing underneath* "How's this darlin's"
"Not to sound like a child... but are we there yet?" ;)
"And to settle any debate, nobody is cooler than Jumping Jack, just ask LJ and the triplets."
And here, I thought you just want to be thought of as one of the cool people.I'm cooler than you. I'm really a shapechanger and can use the extraordinary, spell-like and supernatural abilities of any race I assume. "Tell you ladies what, I'll show you mine if you show me yours." ;)
Mo'nin' Ralph. Mornin' Willie.
So...if Flash became a Jack, would he be Jumpin' Jack Flash? "Uhm.... NO. 'Jumping Jack' would be taken, sorry Flash."
"So what you're telling me is you need someting to pass the night away then?"
"Shall we?"
*Seems to take a moment to consider LJs statement* "If it would make you less inclined to pouting I could try and locate him for you m'dear"
*Steps out of the shadows behind LJ, planting a kiss on the top of her head as he does so* "Well where-ever we are going, count me in... anyone miss me while I was.... indisposed?"
*gives a playfull pat on LJ's bottom* "Yes I know, but then I would miss out on feeling you pressed against me... and that would be tragic." ;)
I was hoping you might have some ideas. I'm having trouble of thinking of anything that hasn't already been done recently. *seems to think for a moment* "Hmmm.... we could... no we did that... how about... oh...no we did that twice.... I know! Do you trust me?" *wraps his arms around LJ's waist then leaps up into the air, grabbing a light fixture and swinging her onto his back* "This should do it.... "
*Smiles at LJ and tips his head in a sort of bow* "Then consider me your plaything untill further notice, do you have anything in mind for entertainment?"
*Comes diving in from the missing skylight, slashing into the water only a couple feet from LJ before exploding to the surface right in front of her* "Cannonball? How are ya luv, ya miss me?" ;)
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