Irv's page

Irv calls into the bag, as the fight starts, Keyboard! He unrolls a rollable synthesized piano and
plays this

as the fight starts.

Irv considers the carnage to possibly unfold, sits, and blows into his horn
this

you've got to post before 22 dec 2012 just in case the world does end then, you can at least say you won.

Irvism - like isolationism but on a more personal level, shut up, leave me alone.

Fitting and proper, a plastic hero for a plastic nation, made in China, for a country owned by China.

Kajehase is banned for having a Sea Guide instead of a child as an inner.

I'm still here

Geistlinger is banned for his inability to distinguish imagination from reality

i win,

in case that was too long for you,

WIN!

Then get out of this joint, because I win, and the first thing I'm doing is selling all the dust collectors

This piece of a timestorm in the containment satchel, as long as its trapped, it seems to function as a portal between this world and another apparently named walmart as long as its something small enough to go through.

My God, Tetramethrin smites the Insect God and all his followers

Kajehase is banned for stealing openings

Sit down, for you have not, I aint paying no toll either.

I trained as a bard before venturing forward, however, this thing is beyond my abilities to figure out

Since everyone here knows about the containment satchel and its contents, perhaps it could be of help to you, but once I open it and let that piece of a timestorm out, I have neither a means to control it, nor any idea what happens once its let loose.

Ricca Adri' Thiakria is banned because I never claimed to be rational.

He might be remembered, You still lose, I win.

Ricca Adri' Thiakria is banned for triple ban.

Ricca Adri' Thiakria is banned for not being more mature than this

We're all too stubborn and have too little at stake to let anybody win

Ricca Adri' Thiakria is banned for banning puppets

I challenge you to an artillery duel at 13 miles, at 4 in the morning

He could have spent the 14 bucks and been Doctor of Space and Time.

Ricca Adri' Thiakria is banned for being out of ideas

I'd be a country. The Republic of Irv sounds good; Maybe a grand Duchy might be better though, I'd have too many voices to answer to in a republic, Maybe the United States of Irv would work best, that way I could give each voice their own little territory to govern.

What would you do, I'm not interested in What Jesus, Joe Stalin or Superman would do, What would you do?

Ricca Adri' Thiakria is banned because the only way I can spell her name right is to scroll up, copy and paste.

I am Winnegan, God of the Fake, and I win before anybody catches the pun.

If only I were 15 years younger and she 15 older, Berlin, and the walls fell!

Irv gets up and walks over to the other table, "Excuse me, I am Irv, surveyor for land, and part time time storm chaser, Did you mention Time travel? and if you did, I have surreal estate here in my bag that may interest you, right now my assistant and I have been using it as extra dimensional storage space and trash compactor. As long as what ever put in it has some kind of anchor to this side of it, we can pull on its cord and get it back, if a small enough being goes through, and can see its way back, it can come back on its own; if the line of sight or the physical connection is lost, the item or being is lost. A time storm separated my crew and I from each other, I managed to catch part of it in the containment satchel the institute gave me, Pedro was able to say with me because he climbed in before the storm hit.
I have no clue how to get back where were, no idea where we are, but because we have literally tons of cool stuff and our skills and knowledge, as they exist, to barter with, I don't really care, but it might be nice to go back to my own time, because I feel like an outsider here, and I might be making a botchery other people's time just by wasting it, I'll leave you do your dinner and I'll go back to my Irish Highball, Thank you for listening.

Oh, and just if you do decide to go poking around in there, do NOT startle Pedro Rattus Sapiens, it is the quickest way to the hospital. I can also tell you this, from what Pedro tells me, going through the storm seems to enter some world named Walmart.

Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew him, Horatio.

Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew him, Horatio.

Kajehase is banned because I have to ban the guy in front of me. RAW.

is that like Yes telling the Moon to tell the Marcher?

Crimson Jester is banned because we are starting to get entirely way too many people wearing entirely too much red.

Not quite

all over midtown Manhattan

You have my sympathies, Leafar the Displeased Overloaded Ovenlord if you can't stand the heat, go work in the cooler.

was to be cremated

In other news, today

parents

Ricca Ardi' Thiakria is banned for not following the rules, you got to ban the guy in front of you.

with no luck

and Natalie Kenly took turns

claymore, drum of foogas, M2HB, and 20

That's a damn shame, some of them were cute, just for that I win for spite.

Semolina Pilchard

Different news organizations have different spelling convention for foreign names and places, in Britain they spell it Qaddafi

Ricca Ardi' Thiakria is banned for forever ruining my memories of My Favorite Martian

Ricca Ardi' Thiakria is banned because Everybody knows Bill Bixby does not wear a do rag nor big gold earing nor has tusks and is not at all green.