I am fairly certain that bacon was outlawed in Japan in the 4th century bc by the tsar of france. Or maybe it was the president, but either way, the point is moot. Also, the aforementioned cake is a lie.
Why do you want to make a cameo of a highly recognizable character is beyond me
I once made a superhero game where Deadpool appeared and embarrassed the party. They s%~& themselves. I suspect making players s#@+ themselves is one motivation.
This spell would be awesome in real life. Date not going well? Drop her into one! Boss getting to you? Demotion! He'll need a corporate ladder to get out!
"He loves old customs that encourage strong family bonds, no matter how quaint they are by modern standards, and enjoys hunting for sustenance but not for sport. Happy weddings and new babies make him smile."
Geeze. What a prick, right? I bet he also likes puppies and tea by the fire. I don't think the problem is that he's old fashioned, I think the problem ia that he's my Grandmother.
