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Fromper wrote:
Quentin Coldwater wrote:
Ryzoken wrote:
And that is why I love my aetherkineticist. I leave the dungeon much like I leave my enemies: in pieces!
Yesterday I GMed for a similar Kineticist. She was a bit belligerent (she was an ex-convict who joined the Society as her community service, so her alignment was a bit... unusual), so as they entered an ancient temple she asked, "The mission briefing didn't say anything about preserving the place, right?" and proceeded to rip out every rusted-shut door in the complex. In the final fight, she collapsed a bridge to throw the rubble at the enemies.
Profession: Demolitions as a day job?

I could've done that, but my Day Job is Craft (weapons). Sure, a kineticist generally has higher Wisdom than Intelligence. But it was for the sake of roleplaying! Those crossbows weren't gonna make themselves, were they? I can't get them in bulk, they don't trust me.

Some quotes from my telekineticist's sessions:

"Okay, as my move action, I'll draw my crossbow from my Handy Haversack. Then I'll use a standard to throw it at that zombie. DR/Slashing, right?"

"These guys look like muggers. I'd like to avoid a fight if possible. I'll pull out my crossbow and ready an action, pretending to be scared, stammering, 'S-stay back! I know how to use this thing!' Yeah, didn't think it would work. Eat crossbow!"

"Hmm, this looks like it'll require the big guns. I'll pull and throw my longbow. Piercing."

"So, this guy's soul is also an elemental gem? If I hit someone with it, it'll break and bring in an elemental! Action economy! What you're saying doesn't sound like praise of my incredible idea. Wait, his soul would be gone forever? An evil act? Then why's it on the chronicle sheet?!"

"Phew, we killed the shark. Does its corpse weigh less than 4 tons? Cool, then I'll throw it at the other shark."

Deepmarket Deception:
"You said there was a pistol among our contraband, right? If it suffers too much damage, will it explode like on two misfires? Lost interest, throwing it anyway."

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...your friendly neighborhood PFS telekineticist routinely throws dead sharks, fruit and vegetables, wagons, tickle-me-Osprey dolls, dust motes, bowling balls, waffle irons, Wayfinders, and hairpieces (for all 3 kinds of damage) but specializes in the bow and crossbow. Throwing them, that is.
...And don't even get me started about the wasps. He also threw some people at a swarm of angry wasps, and then threw a swarm of angry wasps at a swarm of angry wasps.

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Aw, looks like you have your people. If anyone drops out or a second table looks like it'll start up again, please let me know.

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That sounds like it would be fun, do you know how PFS credit works with campaigns?

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Just rediscovered this thread, am interested in any campaign available. A bit unsure about how PFS credit works with campaigns, if at all, but it would be preferred.

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Would like to play, should there be space.

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Thanks GM, that's as much as can be asked for.

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Looks as if you've got your party, but just in case someone can't make it, I figured I'd put myself down for an alternate. I have plenty of free 1's and 2's.

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Count me in! Scenarios I would like to see include Portent's Peril (which is a little longer than average) and Glass River Rescue (Core).

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I can wait till it starts to choose my pregen but given current makeup it looks like something divine or front line would be appropriate.

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Unless it's in Core (doesn't look like it), I'll have to pass

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Cool, I'm fine with either if need be but I'd probably prefer regular.

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What tier is it?