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Hazel scurries next to Jareth to get a clear shot and also to cop a feel. She launches a sling bullet at the (blue) elemental
Look for cat!
"I'm sure we can set you up with a private corner where you won't have to deal with everyone else. Set up some curtains and such." "It could be...very private."
Hazel casts Read Magic to decipher the scrolls and takes 10 for 18 Spellcraft on everything else.
Hazel points a crooked at the troll and mutters an incantation.
Fort save, DC 14(?) if that touches. Hazel has PBS and precise shot.
Hazel fixes her wonky eye on the troll again. This time penalizing his Saves (DC 15).
Hazel fixes the Troll with another stare, this time targeting his Attacks. "Hey, not the face! I need these boys pretty."
Then she gives him the ol' hairy eyeball. -2 AC, DC 15 Will
Hazel checks for a ring.
Hazel has...none of those skills. But she could spend 10 minutes to perform an Augury by consulting her Harrow deck and try to determine where their efforts will be best focused. Otherwise:
Hazel spends the rest of the time thinking of ways to abuse her newfound power.
"The tater tot bodies had bolts from the militia crossbows, but someone...or something...stuck them in post mortem. It was a frame job, and a clumsy one at that. My...friend...has run dozens of insurance scams, so I know what I'm talking about." ... ... ... "The friend is me."
Hazel takes 10 on Kn: Nature for 18.
But first we'll explore the last room. "Wait here, tater tot. We'll take you home once we've cleared out the fort. Your place or ours?" Hazel winks, and her eyelid sticks closed. She decides to roll with it.
So we can take him north to his village or return back to the settlement to report in, right? Could take him back with us, but not sure he'd want to go. Hazel would also be happy to have a halfling companion, provided he's willing to wear a monkey mask and fake wings.
Hazel grabs the dagger and keys, leaving the monies and armor for the rest. She shouts up to the halfling in Polyglot "We're here to check on the fort. What happened? Who did this? I am considered beautiful by human standards."
Hazel will finish searching the room while the polyglots glot poly.
Hazel draws her trusty dagger, 'Boil Lancer' and moves into the room.
Hazel reaches into her brassiere and pulls out an alchemist's fire, lobbing it at the spiders.
Hazel dangles the other CLW bottle over her head like it's mistletoe.
Can we identify the gods?
Hazel examines the bodies and the smears of blood.
Hazel makes like a bath and delays.
"No wife or girlfriend," the smith says, falling into the trap. "But if you're going to Fort Breakthrough, I can make it worth your while. I sent a shipment to the fort, but haven't got my pay for it. Check on the shipment and either bring back what's owed to me or bring back my shipment and I'll give you a standing discount on any purchases at my shop. Deal?" "My new boyfriend will need his wares back. Then he can wear ME on HIS back."
Hazel also attempts to identify the clear vial with a red liquid and
Hazel attempts First Aid on the dying Grippli.
Then she searches this room, as well as the ones she's already passed through.
Hazel gathers up her skirts and hustles up the ladder (not sure how far up it is; she had a full move starting next to it).
Hazel yells, "Hey Dweve Dwynwood, move over!" She readies an action to shoot any centipede when she's got a clear shot.
Hazel draws her sling and loads it. Her sling looks suspiciously like a soiled pair of granny panties.
Oh wait, total defense. She fine.
Hazel windmills her arms around, going Total Defense as she leaves the room, presumably provoking from all three centipedes.
Hazel, seeing no room to maneuver, adopts a defensive stance. "Ohhhh, the cards said I would go like this! Jareth, hold me! I don't want to die alone!"
Hazel moves into the room and readies an action to Evil Eye anyone that attacks (-2 attack).
Hazel points two figures at her eyes, then points them at Jareth, SWAT team style. Then she puts them up to her mouth and sticks out her tongue. Hazel is gross. She gathers her skirts and waddles into the room, up to the next door. She readies an action to open the door once someone else is in front of it.
Hazel makes a tactical advance, crop dusting all in her path.
"Yesssss...Give in to your anger."
Hazel shrugs and turns her Just Misunderstood Eye to the last lizard.
Evil eye on blue (-2 AC)
(the green lizard will still have -2 AC for 1 round)
Hazel attempts to identify the wizards. Then she looks at the green lizard with her EVIL EYE (DC 14 Will, -2 AC).
"Could be trouble boys. Stick close to me." "Close." "Closer." "Closer." "Cloooooserrrrrrr." Hazel mutters some words and waves her hands. A scrap of leather disintegrates in her hand.
Second.
"We're going to Fort Breakthrough. I assume you need us to check on something or someone. Maybe your wife...or girlfriend...?" "..." "..." "..."
"Anything you want to."
"We're going to Fort Breakthrough. Who do you need us to bring back with us?" An egg drops out from under Hazel's skirts. It lands with a heavy thud and rolls until it hits the counter. Some kind of reptile starts poking its way out from the shell.
"A... detailed description." Hazel waggles her eyebrows.
Hazel puts the dead bird back in her hair.
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