Happiness Officer Boris-R-LOF-3's page

You vant more Happy-Happy Pills? Here take these 3 red pills...

1. Mind control via media and internet, causing you to do illicit activities, then blackmail

2. MK U l t r a....

Commies?!?!?! Kill the commie traitors! Long live our friend the computer!!

Boris is OK with being demoted, he knows his place is with the people!

Via la revolucion!

ooc: HAHAHA! that's funny!

Excellent! Of course I'm gonna stay, welcome to the new troubleshooters!

And TIM, hate to see you go, had a blast with you and everyone in this last game! heh.

And, it's great since you have to outthink more than one person, individually, not one person collectively...I love it!

Let me know what you want to do after we wrap up this debriefing. Both the missions I've tried to run ended up going off the rails and ending a prematurely, which I'm not at all concerned about given that it's paranoia and that's what tends to happen. If people are still interested, I can look at trying to run another mission, possibly with new troubleshooters. If you want to end it after this, that works for me too (at least we had a chance to give it a try). Either way, share your thoughts.

It's been great! Best Paranoia games I've ever played, the backstabbing is hilarious...I suggest if we start a new one, we all go back and look at all the spoilers...

Happiness Officer Boris-R-LOF-3 Reporting to confession booth as ordrered.

Omnipotent and Benevolent GM wrote:

The man gingerly hands back the PDC to Tim.

Ginger Ly...that's a acrobat star right?

Or Rather GING-R-LEE...acrobat star of PRN sector...

The man gingerly hands back the PDC to Tim.

Ginger Ly...that's a acrobat star right?

Boris runs..."Those are orange citizens Horton!...you must be crazy...being crazy is treasonous!!!!"

Tim, you should try to get to the briefing, being late for debrief is treasonous!

I had thought I was well clear of that since I hadn't paused after I grabbed that box of chippies..oh well

Boris keeps walking, He looks at the Team leader "How long do we have Team Leader?"

I hadn't stopped for the people, I'm already heading to the debriefing...so if you want happiness pills, ask there

Boards the nearest shuttlebot heading for the debrief

Green I think, but Ms. B-JOB still outranks them...

whistles a little tune as he heads for the lift to the nearest shuttle

I did get rid of all the yellow laser barrels right?

I dunno Team Leader, I think many of the chippies got eaten in the "unpleasantness".

What? what do you mean? I was attempting to clean the area.

Pulls out PDC

records the odd sounds coming from the Vendo-o-bot

Boris is starting to get angry at how long the Scrub-botd20 is taking!!!

"MOVE IT BOT! WE HAVE OTHER VENDO-BOTS TO DEAL WITH!"

What did i start!!??

"I hate it when citizens talk about the 4E and Pathfinder units around me. I'm not obsolete damnit!!! And if you think otherwise, I've got some pretty acidic cleaning chemicals in here that I can load up. If I hear anymore about those other units you insensitive reds are going to get sprayed down. Now move these bodies out of the way, so I can scrub the floor."

In anger the srubbot continues to spray cleaning chemicals all over the cafeteria.

I thought you did the Scrubbot-d20 on purpose

twitch

"Happiness pills anyone?"

Eye twitch

"That's kind of true, the 4e units are very useful at filling out ID-10t forms. It's almost a Hybrid of the d20 units mixed with the original Basic and Expert units...I noticed the alignment system is simplified. but if I wanted to use a virtual scrub-bot, I'd use something from DDO sector or COH sector, not a 4e unit."

"4e Scrub-bots are a little too simple, the Pathfinder scrub-bots coming out of PZO sector are far superior, and they had plenty of R&D into those units. The 4E units were rushed into production a year before they said they were even going to start them at the GEN Convention"

;)

Indeed, time to clean...Is everyone happy?

Boris hands out a single mellow happy pill to all, taking one himself as well.

"Well, I think we have several more vend-o-bots to fill, right team leader?, perhaps check your PDC to make sure we're still on target to finish the job, perhaps we need to request more chippies from the computer"

eye twitch

"I think the Vulture squad did most of that...cone rifles make a mess..."

"Anyway, does anyone need some meds to help you deal with the carnage??"

eye twitches

ooc: "ask" team leader...not "as team leader" oops

"Not sure sarge, Bob-R-DTE thinks the chippies might have been laced with something and the citizens went completely insane, I'd say as the team leader, but he's dead. errr well the clone that was in charge is dead..."

"Yes sarg!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH that's devious...I like it

"Sarg! yes Sarg!"

"I'm Happines Officer Boris-R-LOF, Sarg!"

"Sarg may I disperse happiness meds to the survivors of the "unpleasantness"?"

"I have a feeling they may need it, I know I do..."

The commotion in the cafeteria has attracted attention from the surrounding rooms. A angry looking Red citizen storms out of a door and heads in your direction. When he sees you he shouts out.

"What is Going on in there? I've got fifty cadets trying to write exams and all we can hear is screaming and yelling?"

"Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal. "

"Uh, we had a slight vend-o-bot malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

executes the citizen

Happiness Officer Boris-R-LOF-3 wrote:

"How many raving mad commies do you think you can take down before your barrel melts Bob?"

"If I can kill one with each shot, 5 before I need a new barrel. Rest of you better get yours out, before they start following us."

Bob glances around nervously.

"Bob, I caled for a Vulture squad, let them deal with it, if they come through that door, and you shoot at them, you'll end up like those poor IntSec goo...good guys"

"How many raving mad commies do you think you can take down before your barrel melts Bob?"

Jumps up, grabs his bag and runs out the door to safely call for a vulture squad

"I know commies don't to be here when the Vulture squad shows up!"

updated:

There are only two Int Sec goons, but the Int Sec boys have a pretty fearsome reputation. Now that a semblance of order has been restored, one of them moves to the centre of the cafeteria. He keeps all the citizens on floor covered with his weapon. Judging by the look in his eye, you suspect that he is just itching for an excuse to shoot someone.

The other one moves over towards you troubleshooters. He ignores the moans of the three citizens dying in the vendobot, as well as the moans from Logan, who has become the source of an ever expanding pool of blood (he looks very pale).

"Stay where you are troubleshooters. The leader of this team had best give me some answers as to what the f*!& is going on here."

Geez...What did they shoot Logan with?

Logan faints from the trauma.

"LOOOOGAAAAAN!!!!"

"citizens are IN the Vendobot!!! Injured! do it! GO GO GO IntSec!"

"oH THe HuMaNiTy!!!"

"Internal Security!! There are people trapped in the Vend-o-bot..."

"There's Internal Security, they're the Computer's personal guards!!!, You better do what they tell you of they will Shoot you!!!" "Citizen's listen to what they say, they will attack us and kill us all. Them before us. Or they will Kill Us."

"Just think we've only got 3 more of these bots to fill..." "Course we won't have any more chippies"

"People, people, people, just Calm down...there are enough chippies to go around...you just have to buy them like good capitalists...you are destroying the computer's faith in you...vendobots are our friends, they allow us to buy things from them, commies hate to buy things! Buy buy buy...capitalism works"

oH No i THiNK SoMe HiGH PRoGRaMMeR HaS TaKeN THe CoMPuTeR oFFLiNe FoR SoMeTHiNG CaLLeD TaNKSGiViNG...WHeRe You GiVe HuGe Vats oF FooD To YouR CLoNe FaMiLy

Boris dives for cover at the sound of the laser firing, Quickly drawing his own laser pistol

"Laser Fire?" "Those blasts are aimed at you citizens, you had better drop the chippies and flee before you get attacked by them"

OOC: woo 900 posts!