HARSK!!!'s page

HARSK sad. HARSK thought he had chance to come along, and adventure with a fellow dwarf. HARSK gets no love.

Painlord wrote:

Hilary Moon Murphy wrote:

The poor heroes have no idea what's in store for them when they muster for their first tables and... Painlord accosts you and says, "Muahahahaha. The Adventure Card Game has caught you! There is no escape!"

Uh, I’m more than a little shocked how much you’ve captured the entirety of my essence in such a short statement.

Can attest to the validity of this statement.

Harsk!!!

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"YES! BRING 16 HARSKS! THE WORLD MAY IMPLODE FROM SO MUCH AWESOME (and tea) THAT IT IS DANGEROUS, BUT DO IT ANYWAYS!"

”Not having schedule make HARSK!!! mad! Or at least frustrated. So few weeks until the con in the Emerald City! HARSK!!!!!”

"I ain't the kind t' be shootin' through my companions. That just ain't right. Me bow is fer the long distance work. Me axe is for the close and dirty. That's how it is supposed to be, not this Legolas immitatin' rate-of-fire-faster-than-a-gatling-on-hype crap."

"HARSK!! is maddened by all of the hate against him, but HARSK!! does love certain folks like the Canadians who love HARSK! HARSK!! is fine with HARSK!!'s combat effectiveness, he is not a weeny little elf with his bow, He uses a stout crossbow, but isn't afraid to step into melee, when needed.

"Just remember, if you cut HARSK!!, do I not bleed? Yes, I do, but with my stout dwarven heritage HARSK!! will not bleed out before the combat is over."

But don't play Harsk. Nobody wants Harsk.

"DON'T SAY NOBODY WANTS HARSK!!! THAT MAKES HARSK MAD!!!"

"and a little sad... Harsk has feelings, too, you know."

Harrumph!

A well known dwarf Pathfinder rushes by the team as they struggle. "We are in it together, Pathfinders!" bellows out Harsk. "If you need help, just ask! Remember, Cooperate!"

The team has an unboosted aid token. See Discussion for detail. I'll probably put it on the Campaign Info as well.

"You sayin' I ain't good enuf for your new fangled Society, Maple-Cakes? growls the suddenly summoned dwarf. "Why in my day..."