Grackle "Rudenoise"'s page

I swear The StoneShaper as my witness when I get out of here I am gonna take a level of ranger and put Harpies on the top of my KILL list

goblins are not a part of the "major food groups" in this dungeon anymore
I will find this dreadfully lovly beast's weakness and I will save my life and maybe gain a new mentor ......or at the least not end up a deposit in some pit left behind by this smarmy creature hoity toity sphinx
we goblins have feelings you know
greed avarice cowardlyness immpatientness .......
if you prick us do we not come back with 10 or twelve friends and swarm you and leave you maggot bait ?
just saying ,,,,, besides , you know there is always more than one hunger to feed

The road to hell is paved with good intentions
Meaning: 1) People who believe they are doing good can end up doing bad (the law of unintended consequences).
while I haven't read every post pretty much just the first page
it amazed me no one ever sought to bring up this referance
Fact Infernal Healing is an EVIL spell
Fact Caster was good alignment
suposition does one bad act cancel a life of good
I would say no BUT the path to evil is a slippery slope as DM I would have began a "Tally Mark" on how often this evil spell were cast and slowly either shift the characters alignment or start reducing his effect holy spells

Son of a one legged ass
my voice my beautiful voice

thats a good burn dere yur majesty damn you are a quick wited fella I pity those poor drooling fools who fall beneath your razor wit

and this is da band of mighty heros
HOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo Boy iz I gots my works cut out for me

damned humans always making so much noise tramping around and they stink too