Ranoth's page

oh Taggy is just a big Pussy cat
aren't snuggums

now now you naughty usurping little toady of a demigog
you have to give credit where credit is due
the orc blood and the dwarf would have likely been devoured by some hall crawling nasty if I hadn't run back and helped them
and you can thank our handy lil trap springer for informing us they were in trouble
and Walkers so GRAND sacrifice *sniffle* walkiing into the lower planes to be raped and beaten and sodomized ........wait a minute, oh never mind still he will be missed ( and if minas aim doesn't immprove soon more will be missed also )
don't worry you sweet lil pile of Otyough excrement we will find our way out and deal with you appropreately
such a BIG REWARD we will have for you for the wonderful training you are giving us in combat and spellcraft and working as a unit to defeat greater foes
such training genrally takes years and costs so much
and look at what we have accompilished in under a month with you as our driving force(smiling sweetly)
we ain't dead yet taggy baby
and we ain't planning on leaving until we can whomp you a new muddy hole

all I have to say is thank the creator for having blessed me wiht the mind and ability to speak celestial as well as infernal hopefully some of these bound celestials can be free'd from thier millenia of sufferage and maybe reward us with some prime and helpful gifts
this next part should be a cake walk with so many good aligned outer planer creatures to help us along the way *G*
they probly have all those lesser prime plane evil creatures shaped up and turned around to the best way of being don't ya think guys ?
uh guys ?

hello ??????
damn they left me to ramble on alone again

That's it aunty G you are off my reminder for birthdays and winter yule festival gifts now
be nice to the one horned freeky horsey

hey hey hey hey hey ..............hey
are you forgetting the hard honest god fearing work of the walking first aid kit here sheeesh I swear sometimes thats all they see in me is just someone to patch them up after they make thenselves into a target for any myriad of traps going off on them
I will admit a small part of guidance in direcing some of the mayhem ocuring
AND BESIDES my Idea to talk to the kolbolds I just felt it more persuant to broach initial parlay thru Marcus who spoke thier native tounge
oooooooooooooooooohh when I get outta here antagonus I may just give you such a stern pulpit lashing you may beg for forgivness

besides I don't think anyone has really given any spoilers of yet in the posts ( slinks off into the dark abyss of the internet to search for any such hidden knowledge )

I would almost be offended at your thinking we might lurk here
I just "Happened" on this page by a complete and total happenstance
besides if you know what the present might be why bother opening it