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Now seems like a great time for a reunion, even if Peppers is just going to tease Gallix about his fledgling magical abilities.

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My level 11 PC (Brawler 10/Skald 1) could use some Seeker content as well. Gotta make that retirement official at some point!

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"Oh, Peppers! There weren't THAT many gnomes!"

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

All good things must come to an end. I'd say nearly 14,000 posts between Gameplay and Discussion is a good place for the campaign to retire.

See you all on the Google Hangout!

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Gallix shakes his leg as Peppers' hound greets him. "Ha! Not a bad trick there, Peps. Although I do hope you can train it to recognize friend from foe. Wouldn't want someone to actually get hurt by that thing if you don't mean 'em to."

After sitting and chatting with Peppers a while, Gallix leans back in his chair and heaves a sigh. "Man, all this mind over matter stuff is really not up my alley. Still, I guess you're right. And hey, I hadn't even thought to ask about magic to help take the edge off of the cravings, so I'm glad I came to you anyway. Well, if I'm gonna do this, I'd be honored if you'd be the one to cast the spell! Whaddya say? Wanna use your superior arcane might one last time to help me kick the habit?" He smiles broadly at his good friend, punctuating his jest with a signature wink.

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Woops! Sorry, just realized I forgot to select a sphere.

I'm gonna go with Verces (align weapon, 1 charge).

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

The clean up effort in Dustpawn is fairly routine for Gallix, once all the people have reverted to their non-mutated forms that is. And after clearing up some of the wreckage, he turns his attention to clearing out Dalviss's reserves of fine ales! The carousing carries on, night after night, as Gallix leads a celebration appropriate for averting an apocalyptic extraterrestrial invasion.

Eventually, though, the town has to get back to its daily routines, and Gallix has to bid the people of Isger another farewell. He travels back to Absalom on foot, declining the offer from the Red Arm's arcanely inclined members to simply teleport him back with the rest of the group. With a rare thoughtful look, Gallix simply tells them that he has some thinking to do.

Over the weeks he takes to saunter across the countryside of Isger, then south through his native land of Cheliax until he reaches the Inner Sea where he charters a ship to carry him to his true home in Absalom, Gallix spends his time composing the tales of the Red Arm of Absalom and reflecting on the journeys he's been on through all those years. In all that time, not a drop of alcohol passes his lips, and he even refrains from smoking more than a single cigarette a day.

About a month after Dustpawn, a knock at the Caperina estate's door disturbs the quiet of the house, and shortly after, a servant brings Gallix to find Mr. Peppers in his steadily growing private library. The pair chat for some time, but perhaps the most shocking development is that Gallix has decided to forsake his drunken ways.

"Listen, Peps," he says sheepishly, "When the Emissary had a grip on me back in Dustpawn, on my mind you know, I didn't think I would ever come back from that. When we finally beat the bastard, though, I got to thinking about what that whole experience was like--losing my mind and all that and well, I think that's kinda what I've been doing with all the drinking and stuff too. So...I decided I wanna...scale it back. I mean, I still wanna revere Cayden. I've really come to believe, I guess, but I think I can do that without having to be a complete sot. And I wanted to tell you cause, well, I could use some help. So, do you think you could help keep me in line? I know the Red Arm is kinda going its separate ways, but I'd really appreciate being able to stay in touch with you for this. Whaddya think, buddy?"

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A few days later, Gallix is on his way back to the Grand Lodge from an arcane market Peppers recommended, a flask of tea from Cup's family's place at his side. He makes his way onto the campus of the Pathfinder Society, a proud and somewhat mischievous smile just touching the edges of his lips. He enters the central tower of the Grand Lodge, and climbs flight after flight of stairs until he reaches the highest floor to which he has access. He winds his way through the halls until he finds a balcony, then pulls a scroll out of a tube at his side. He reads the scroll's contents and casts a simple spell on himself (Clarion Call). As light wells up around his chest, throat, and mouth, he takes a deep breath, a tear rolls down his cheek and he calls out in a voice heard throughout the City at the Center of the World,

"Lady Calpurnia Underhall Poshkettle of House Al-Hadir
Lin Kai
Acelyn Chasseur
Lord Peppers of House Caperina
Grim Dougal
Nixie Attwater
Sir D. Arthraven
Blaster Corsac
Silas Vincent
Sirettis of House Caperina
Stali One-Penny
Begrilda Hammerhild
Uesgui Hideyoshi
Princess Tiffany
Bishop of the Dark Augur
and me, the Gorgeous Gallix Granbonne
We have been...
THE RED ARM OF ABSALOM!!!"

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Day Job - Craft (alchemy): 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (19) + 14 = 33 Not too bad! Almost caught up to Sirettis on that one! :D

My friends! It has been an unbelievable joy playing with all of you. As a few of you have already stated, things have definitely slowed down from the early days of the Red Arm, burning through scenarios like a hot knife through butter, but it has still been a fantastic experience.

Red, you are a tour de force among GMs! Thanks so much for your dedication to making this group one of the best these boards have ever seen!

All my fellow players, you all have absolutely been family to Gallix, and he would definitely not be who he is today if not for you. Hell, he probably wouldn't even be alive! Not to mention the fact that you all have meant a great deal to me as a player as well.

Thank you all! Please let's keep gaming together as much as possible. You know where to reach me!

Gorgeous Gallix Granbonne / Jordan

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Gallix grins broadly as both Mr. Peppers and Sirettis turn their restorative magics on him. He feels the dark magic of the Emissary being suppressed by Mr. Peppers, then realizes that his wounds are rapidly healing thanks to Sirettis.

As this dawn on him, he turns to gaze at the writhing mass of chaos and destruction that is the Emissary and smiles. "Oh, now you're screwed."

The brawler seems to disappear from view as he blinks out of existence in his former position and reappears in a flanking position with Kai, his right arm cocked back and ready to deliver a rain of strikes.

Tien:
"GEAR SECOND: JET GATTLING GUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!"

5ft step; Brawler's Flurry, Outslug Style, Lunge, Haste, Flank in effect. Penalities from negative levels suppressed by Death Ward (if I'm understanding that spell correctly).
AC27 from Outslug/Amulet/Haste this turn.

Flurry AdCestus: 1d20 + 13 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 13 + 1 + 2 = 29 Damage, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 6 + 2 = 91d6 ⇒ 5
Flurry MCestus: 1d20 + 13 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 13 + 1 + 2 = 36 Damage, Outslug: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 2 = 10
Flurry AdCestus: 1d20 + 8 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 8 + 1 + 2 = 28 Damage, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 2 = 111d6 ⇒ 3
Flurry MCestus: 1d20 + 8 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 8 + 1 + 2 = 31 Damage, Outslug: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 2 = 11
Haste AdCestus: 1d20 + 13 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 13 + 1 + 2 = 32 Damage, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 2 = 111d6 ⇒ 5

Crit MCestus 1?: 1d20 + 13 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 13 + 1 + 2 = 18 Crit Damage, Outslug: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 2 = 12
Crit MCestus 2?: 1d20 + 8 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 8 + 1 + 2 = 23 Crit Damage, Outslug: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 2 = 10

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

I'm actually AC25 at the moment due to Haste, but that second one is still a hit, and the first one is definitely a hit.

Will save: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Will save: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18

Gallix feels his strength being sucked away as the Emissary lashes out at him. He gasps in agony, but refuses to give up the fight, especially now that he is standing toe to tentacle with the otherworldly foe.

Ignoring his pain for the moment, Gallix falls into his usual stance, then bounds back and forth, dodging more lashing tentacles and aiming strikes at the Emissary's many, many eyes.

5ft step; Brawler's Flurry, Combat Expertise, Outslug Style, Lunge, Haste, Flank in effect.
AC29 from Combat Exp/Outslug/Haste this turn.
2 negative levels

Flurry AdCestus, CE: 1d20 + 13 - 3 - 2 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 13 - 3 - 2 + 1 + 2 = 19 Damage, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 6 + 2 = 161d6 ⇒ 4
Flurry MCestus, CE: 1d20 + 13 - 3 - 2 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 13 - 3 - 2 + 1 + 2 = 25 Damage, Outslug: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 2 = 12
Flurry AdCestus, CE: 1d20 + 8 - 3 - 2 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 8 - 3 - 2 + 1 + 2 = 23 Damage, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 6 + 2 = 91d6 ⇒ 3
Flurry MCestus, CE: 1d20 + 8 - 3 - 2 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 8 - 3 - 2 + 1 + 2 = 15 Damage, Outslug: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 2 = 12
Haste AdCestus, CE: 1d20 + 13 - 3 - 2 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 13 - 3 - 2 + 1 + 2 = 16 Damage, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 6 + 2 = 151d6 ⇒ 4

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Forgot to check how many rounds of confusion I'd have
Confusion duration: 1d4 ⇒ 1 Noice!

Shaking the fog from his mind, Gallix runs up to join Uesugi and Kai in the assault against the Emissary. "Get out of my head you son of a...!" Just as Gallix draws up next to the alien monstrosity, he cocks back a fist and drives a punch at the thing.

Hasted movement gets me right up next to the Emissary. Then a standard to attack. Not positive on how the extra attack from haste thing works after movement, so I'll spoil an extra attack in case I get that one as well.

AdCestus, Haste: 1d20 + 16 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 16 + 1 = 31 Damage; Shock: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 71d6 ⇒ 5

Hasted attack?:
AdCestus, Haste: 1d20 + 16 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 16 + 1 = 31 Damage; Shock: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 101d6 ⇒ 4

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Will: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14 GM 1 star reroll!
Will: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 7 + 1 = 16 Dang.

Confusion: 1d100 ⇒ 51

The force of the Emissary's presence overwhelms Gallix, filling his mind with madness, and the brawler sets about trying to punch it out of himself.

Stop hitting yourself: 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

Well that uses up my 11 temp hp from False Life

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

While the others get themselves buffed up, Gallix pulls out some rope and ties up Dalviss. "Wish we had time to do this for everybody, but He's far too close for that. Good luck, my friend." He cinches the knot with a grunt, then rises up to move over and stand beside his friends against the end of all things.

"Not gonna happen, Emissary! These people, this world, will not be subject to your Dominion. I swear it in the name...

of THE RED ARM OF ABSALOM!!!"

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Even as Sir D is sweeping Dalviss's legs, Gallix rushes toward the transformed barkeep and strikes at his weapon with an upward snap kick, hoping to disarm the man instead of killing him.

Improved Disarm: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (3) + 17 = 20

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Gallix ends his song, then pulls out a wand to sharpen his senses and, casting the wand's magic upon himself, turns his focus inward.

Cast wand of heightened awareness on myself for this Perception check

Perception, HA: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 4 + 2 = 13

"He is coming! The Emissary! He's nearly here!"

Can I get the location of the Emissary, please?

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Don't forget you have the option to add 1d6 electricity damage on that attack if you accept the song!

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

I can help w/ Knowledge (Planes)?: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11 Nope! No I cannot!

Gallix rounds the corner and curses loudly mid-chant. As he winds around behind the enlarged Kai, he spots Uesugi coming out of the other door and works in a line about past fights when the two of them had worked together, standing on opposite sides of mighty foes to bring them down.

Double move. Uesugi! Let's set up a flank if you can get in there safely! I'll be able to step into range next round.

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Damn! And I already used my cig for the day, Gallix thinks as the crashing and roaring of the mutated Nalan echoes through the streets of Dustpawn. Guess that means it's time for a little diddy.

The brawler rushes out through the doors following Kai. He still can't see the enemy, but he begins to chant nonetheless. The song echoes with power, tempting the warriors of the Red Arm to accept its call and let the lightning of the ancients flow through them!

Move 30ft, then standard action to begin a Weapon Song.
Weapon Song grants a +1 enhancement bonus (or equivalent weapon property) to the weapon of any ally who accepts it. In this case, I am granting the Shock weapon property, so our attacks will deal an additional 1d6 electricity damage. This does not carry any other rage-associated effects of a skald's inspired rage song.

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Gallix stares blankly at Nalan's twisted form as he had stared about him for the past few hours since the vision struck him.

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

"Yes. The Emissary is coming," he says softly, "Even now I feel it, though my vision is not keen enough to locate him precisely. Ohhh...and he will wreak such destruction on us! How can we hope to stand against it?" The brawler stands there, transfixed by Nalan's transformation, and mutters quietly to himself.

Finally, the brawler shakes his head and looks around at his friends, both old and new, and his face returns to its usual look of genial bravado. And then, he bursts out laughing, "HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Well, Red Arm, if we're going to play witness to the end of the world, we might as well go down swinging, right?! Okay, Dalviss, let me and Kai take a look at your water here, make sure nothing funny got in there. Meanwhile, why don't you go deliver Sirettis's message. There's not gonna be a whole lotta time to mess around here. I only pray to Cayden that we have enough time that maybe we can get some rest before the apocalypse so we can actually give the Emissary a bad time before he destroys us all!

"Oh! And one more thing: get me a whiskey and leave the bottle. This is gonna be a long night."

As Gallix works alongside the others, he sorts through the waterskins Dalviss has present in the bar, just to make sure none of the water is contaminated.

Craft (alchemy): 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (5) + 14 = 19

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Oh snap!

Will: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

"Well," Gallix says as Peppers explains the magic of the Orrery, "This thing really does sound impressive! I'll leave it to you to figure out transport for it, Peppers, but let me know if you need me for anything."

Picking over Gelviel's belongings and not finding anything he feels a particular need to take for himself, the brawler turns to the rest of the Red Arm. "Did we need to worry about the water supply still? I know that was one of the issues we were gonna deal with. I just wanna make sure it actually got handled. The other thing we have to think about is this Emissary that the captain mentioned. Who or what is it, and is it still following the ship?"

Gallix turns to the dominated crew-members and asks them, "What do you know the Emissary? How long has it been following you, and do you think it will come here?"

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

"Heh! It was nothing, Sis! It's like the fight never even started for me," Gallix laughs as he finds some ropes and works to restrain the unconscious captain.

Thanks for the bot!

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

When the crew enters what seems to be the bridge of the strange ship, Gallix leans over to Uesugi. "Does he think we're part of the crew too? Must've gone mad or something after the transformation..."

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

"Hey Sis, could you help me out with your hair magic? I got blasted pretty good by those splinters," Gallix says as he wipes blood from his neck and face.

Healing Hex: 2d8 + 10 ⇒ (5, 8) + 10 = 23

"Perfect!" he exclaims, back to his usual, jubilant self. "Now to put up the extra defenses again. Peppers, I gotta admit, this magic stuff if pretty damn useful!" Gallix retrieves his wand of false life and waves it over himself once gain.

False Life: 1d10 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Reflex: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27
Reflex: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13

Gallix avoid the majority of the first spray of splinters, only to get caught up in the second blast.
So that's 34 points of damage, which wipes out my 16 temp hp from False Life, then takes out another 18 from my real hp. Ouch!

Even as he reels from the piercing spray of splinters, Gallix tucks and rolls behind his big bald buddy, then jumps up again to stand beside the pink golem. "Working on a flank for you, guys," he calls out as he throws a hastened barrage of fists as the construct.

10ft step; Brawler's Flurry, Mutagen, Outslug Style, Haste all in effect.
AC29 from Natural Armor/Outslug/Haste this turn.
@Red, please note that my first, third, and final attacks are made with an adamantine cestus for DR purposes.

Flurry AdCestus, Mutagen: 1d20 + 13 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 13 + 2 + 1 = 27 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 161d6 ⇒ 6
Flurry MCestus, Mutagen: 1d20 + 13 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 13 + 2 + 1 = 33 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 17
Flurry AdCestus, Mutagen: 1d20 + 8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 8 + 2 + 1 = 28 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 181d6 ⇒ 3
Flurry MCestus, Mutagen: 1d20 + 8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 8 + 2 + 1 = 13 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 18
Haste attack: 1d20 + 13 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 13 + 2 + 1 = 28 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 191d6 ⇒ 3

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Gallix turns to the golems and shouts a command.

Elvish:
"Stand down!"

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Gallix quits his song almost as soon as he started it. "Fine, let's move."

Before pounding the door down, the brawler looks for any signs that it has been rigged with any sorts of traps.

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

If he doesn't find anything trap-like, THEN he kicks down the door.

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Sorry! Gallix was on a bit of a bender apparently!

As Gallix's fists fail to make any significant impact, he quickly decides that it's time for some song and dance. He matches the rhythm of his fancy footwork with a chant about ghostly apparitions and how ancient heroes have put the restless spirits down to their final rest.

Begin outslug style and take a 10ft step (thus bumping up my Touch AC by +2). Standard action to begin a Weapon Song to grant everyone's weapons the Ghost Touch property. Happy ghost-busting!

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

"I am glad we have been able to spare your lives, Elkas," Gallix chimes in. "I do worry that Sirettis here won't be able to calm many more like you or Valar. Are there any more of your people still inside your...ship." Gallix looks sidelong at the vessel, a look of confusion and unfamiliarity plain on his face. This looked like no ship he had ever seen!

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Gallix nods to give Sirettis the go-ahead, but stands ready to back her up in case the remaining mutated elf turns violent again.

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Same as Kai. Delay to see if Sirettis's spell works.

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

"Yeah, not a chance, bird-brain," Gallix sneers as he leaps back and unleashes a barrage of dancing strikes to the central vulture.

5ft step; Brawler's Flurry, Mutagen, Outslug Style, Lunge all in effect.
AC27 from Natural Armor/Outslug this turn.

Flurry AdCestus, Mutagen: 1d20 + 13 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 13 + 2 = 24 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 171d6 ⇒ 1
Flurry MCestus, Mutagen: 1d20 + 13 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 13 + 2 = 26 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 13
Flurry AdCestus, Mutagen: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 8 + 2 = 18 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 131d6 ⇒ 3
Flurry MCestus, Mutagen: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 8 + 2 = 30 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 13
Crit?: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 8 + 2 = 12 Crit Damage: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 15

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Gallix follows suit and puts a couple magical enhancements on himself, in addition to lighting up his mutagen. "Let's not delay too much, alright folks? This thing has a timer on it after all."

Cast wands of Heightened Awareness and False Life

False Life: 1d10 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Gallix moves over and offers Sirettis a hug. "I know, Sis. These people were awful, yet Sonarisa thought of them as friends. Just goes to show you how good it is to have true friends who look out for you, right?"

Looking around at the group, Gallix can see the wear of the day on several faces, so he suggests the party head back into town. "If Abtaroh wasn't lying about the beasties guarding the ship, we're probably gonna want to go in at full strength. We should go get rested up first."

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Gallix mutters under his breath to his nearest companions,

Tien:
"She's full of it. Just look at her twitching."

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

With his mutagen still flowing in his veins, Gallix is agog at his friends just standing around and talking to this lady who obviously sent those cultists after them. Just as he's about to pipe up, though, he receives a needle sharp elbow from Peppers right in the ribs, and he quiets down for a minute to collect his thoughts and to try to figure out whether this lady can be trusted.

Sense Motive: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

"What're you doing, Sis?! Get outta there!" Gallix rushes forward, leaping past Uesugi to get into a flanking position against the ghost with D's elemental. At this close range, he can feel the cold emanating off of the ghost, but he knows he has to give this thing all he's got before Sirettis gets hurt any more.

10ft step; Brawler's Flurry, Mutagen, Outslug Style, Combat Expertise all in effect.
AC30 (Touch AC 19) from Natural Armor/Outslug/Combat Expertise this turn.

Flurry AdCestus, Mutagen: 1d20 + 13 + 2 - 3 ⇒ (1) + 13 + 2 - 3 = 13 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 141d6 ⇒ 4
Flurry MCestus, Mutagen: 1d20 + 13 + 2 - 3 ⇒ (10) + 13 + 2 - 3 = 22 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 19
Flurry AdCestus, Mutagen: 1d20 + 8 + 2 - 3 ⇒ (10) + 8 + 2 - 3 = 17 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 181d6 ⇒ 2
Flurry MCestus, Mutagen: 1d20 + 8 + 2 - 3 ⇒ (3) + 8 + 2 - 3 = 10 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 19

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

"Let's dance, ghosty!" Gallix steps up next to Uesugi and throws punch after punch as he bobs and weaves around the samurai's blade and Kai's spear.

5ft step; Brawler's Flurry, Mutagen, Outslug Style, Lunge, Combat Expertise all in effect.
AC30 (Touch AC 19) from Natural Armor/Outslug/Combat Expertise this turn.

Flurry +1 AdCestus, Mutagen: 1d20 + 13 + 2 - 3 ⇒ (9) + 13 + 2 - 3 = 21 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 141d6 ⇒ 2
Flurry +1 MCestus, Mutagen: 1d20 + 13 + 2 - 3 ⇒ (10) + 13 + 2 - 3 = 22 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 15
Flurry +1 AdCestus, Mutagen: 1d20 + 8 + 2 - 3 ⇒ (12) + 8 + 2 - 3 = 19 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug; Shock: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 171d6 ⇒ 1
Flurry +1 MCestus, Mutagen: 1d20 + 8 + 2 - 3 ⇒ (20) + 8 + 2 - 3 = 27 Damage, Mutagen, Outslug: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 18
Confirm Crit?: 1d20 + 8 + 2 - 3 ⇒ (8) + 8 + 2 - 3 = 15 Crit Damage?: 1d8 + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 18

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

"Oh! I can help with that, Peppers!" Gallix digs in his bag a moment, until he pulls out a scroll case. He pops the cap off and pulls out a scroll which he offers to the elf. "Here ya go!"

Scroll of Comprehend Languages if you want it, Peps. You could probably benefit more from being able to understand Sonarisa than Gallix.

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A
Sir D. Arthraven wrote:
Where are you off to?

My wife and I will be driving down to Tennessee from our home in Minnesota (about a 16 hr drive, for reference) to spend a few days with my family over the July 4th holiday. Should be a fun time!

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Hey folks, I'll be out on vacation from July 2-7. I may be able to check in periodically during those dates, but likely will not be available for daily posting. Please feel free to bot as needed.

Botting instructions are in my profile!

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

I'm sure it's fine...cough

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Haha! All is forgiven, Peps! Well done!
Also, I forgot I had a bunch of Temp HP from False Life, so I actually on took 4 points of real damage. Correcting that now.

Gallix nods to Lord Peps of Pepprington, "Yeah, that's probably a good idea." He pulls out his wand and uses it to restore some of his vitality.

Cure Lt wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

He then switches out his burnt out healing wand for the his Heightened Awareness wand and renewing the spell's effects on himself for another 10 minutes. "Good to go. Should we continue down the same path and just, you know, try not to hit every trap in the room?"

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Gallix moves in front of Sirettis and immediately goes for a haymaker on the red-eyed cultist. "Your eyes look a little bloodshot, man. Maybe you should take a NAP!"

Move (40ft of movement should get me there) and attempt a Knockout punch on Red Cultist
Mutagen and Combat Expertise to make my AC 29 this round

Shock Ad Cestus, Mutagen, CE: 1d20 + 16 + 2 - 3 ⇒ (17) + 16 + 2 - 3 = 32 Damage, Mutagen; Shock: 1d8 + 7 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 7 + 2 + 2 = 171d6 ⇒ 5

If that hits and the target takes damage, he needs to make a DC21 Fort save or fall unconscious for 1d6 ⇒ 4 rounds. Each round on its turn, the unconscious target may attempt a new saving throw to end the effect as a full-round action that does not provoke attacks of opportunity. Creatures immune to critical hits or nonlethal damage are immune to this ability.

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

In case we're sticking with Gallix taking this hit...

Fortitude: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14 STRING OF EXPLETIVES!!!!
Con damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

Gallix hacks and coughs a combination of bile and blood as he inhales the mold and reels from the massive blow he took from the pendulum. He hauls himself up onto the rough stone walls of the tunnel and climbs across to collapse in front of Uesugi. "Time to turn and fight, I guess," he says sheepishly as he wipes the blood from his lips. "Sorry I messed up, guys." The brawler staggers back to his feet and stands ready for the fight to come.

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Gallix gazes up at the cobwebs overhead and whispers back to the group, "Some webs up top, but the floor's pretty clear. Seems weird to me. Better keep an eye on the ceiling." He advances further into the room, continuing to hug the southern wall as he goes. He frequently glances back up toward the ceiling, though, to make sure he doesn't get caught off guard by some giant eight-legged monstrosity.

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

As Gallix dismounts from the wall, he asks the Peppers-cultist in a whisper, "Okay. So which way do we go? Do we want to go straight after the bad guys, or do some snooping around first?"

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

Gallix can stay up top to lower the winch (he's got the strength for it, I would think), then climb down with his climb speed. Maybe wand of monkeyfish on Uesugi if he doesn't want to go down with the first wave of invisible/disguised folks?

The Exchange

Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

If there's room to get around the elevator, Gallix can climb down since he has a climb speed now!
We could also use the wand of monkeyfish on anyone who doesn't have flight or climb speed to give them the latter.

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Male Human Brawler (Mutagenic Mauler) 10 / Skald (Spell Warrior) 1 | HP 95/95 | AC 23, Touch 14, Flatfooted 20, CMD 27* | Saves F+13, R+11, W+7 | Perception +4, Sense Motive +5; Init +2 | Knockout: 2/2 | Weapon Song Rds Used: 5/5 | Status: N/A

I think Gallix will hold off on the Darkvision, Peppers. His mutagen now gives him darkvision along with its other abilities.

Though Gallix is among the last to emerge from his room in the morning, he doesn't arrive late for once. He even had managed to keep his drinking to a reasonable level the previous night! When he catches wind that Kai has some alchemical skills as well, he quickly decides to engage the watchman on the subject during their trek out to the mines, sharing what he knows of alchemy, especially concerning his specially concocted mutagenic cigarettes.

When the group arrives at the cave, Gallix turns to Kai and arches an eyebrow. "Ready? Check this out." He pulls a thin roll of paper with a red waxy tip out of one of his belt pouches and sticks the tightly rolled, non-waxed end between his lips. He then snaps his fingers and a spark ignites the wax. A wisp of reddish smoke curls up from the end of the cigarette for a moment, then is followed by a large cloud of it as Gallix inhales the mutagen's fumes, then expels the excess smoke.

A moment later, Gallix suddenly hunches over, and his body undergoes an almost-horrifying transformation as the muscles on his arms and chest suddenly bulge out and his eyes take on a frenzied light. His breaths come out hard and ragged, but he quickly recovers himself and turns to Kai, "Pretty cool, huh?"

Buffs:
Mutagen (90 minutes) - +4 Str/-2 Int, +2 natural armor bonus, +2 damage in melee, low-light vision, darkvision 30ft, +10ft enhancement bonus to speed, 15ft climb speed
Heightened Awareness
False Life (CL10) from wand
False Life Temp HP: 1d10 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18